Every girl I get matched with on Tinder has only one interest: Netflix. Like, do women have any personality or does it all go away after High School and they realize they can get shit for free and resign themselves to enjoying being fed content?
>>29633096
Please, tell us all about your winning personality and patrician interests.
This is why /r9k/ likes cock.
>>29633114
Toastie roastie spotted inb4 ummm achtually im a guy
>be me
>working at subway to support my robot lifestyle
>shekelling for the master everyday
>have to deal with normalfags everyday
>one day get put on cashier
>gaggle of stacies come through the door and stand in line
>one of them looks in my direction, turns back to her friends and they all burst out laughing
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>>29633082
You shouldn't have touched her.
Pretty much entirely your fault.
>things that never happened
Good one op lmao
Is this erotica?
>96 grade 12 average in highschool
>social skills of a potato
>go to university
>so many people
>Get stressed and suicidal
>stop going to classes and tests
>barely pass the first two year with 1.7 GPA
>go to third year
>fail every course
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>>29633042
>Should I just shoot myself?
no
>retake calc 2
>Do hw
>Think man I did everything correctly
>Get back as 4/10
>Teacher asks me why I am here and why I go to school
What the fuck
It's like I try and think I'm doing nothing perfectly but I just get an F back
>>29633144
I know that feel anon.
>Professor thinks I don't know simple math I should have learned years ago
>I do, I just can't demonstrate it to her on the spot because of anxiety
>Professor thinks I'm not trying
>Professor thinks I'm lazy because I'm always falling asleep in class
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What to tell people when they ask us about our social life, friends, hobbies, and so on...?
Saying "Hi, I am 24, i never had friends or a girlfriend, I live with my parents, I mostly stay in my room playing games" doesn't look very well.
I say "I like reading" despite being too depressed to read in years because it's something I used to like, and it doesn't make me look like a loser like saying anime and games do.
you already fucked up by being in a situation where you can be asked that
>>29633101
This. Am I the only robot who looks unapproachable? Even in highschool I never talked to anyone
How can I ensure that I have a lucid dream where I get to have sex? Even sucking cock would be fine but I'd prefer to eat some pussy and fuck a pussy.
You can't lucid dream having sex if you're a virgin. Your brain would need to know what a vagina feels like in order to fuck one in your dreams.
>>29632990
>need to know what a vagina feels like
HAHAHAHAH xd xD Xd XD xd HAHAHAHAHA
>OP rn
>>29632990
i had a non lucid dream where i raped a girl.
but i woke up 2 seconds after
Post, lads.
>>29632942
>it's an anon brings over the good stuff from /tg/ episode
>Midnight Snow
>Bed, Fireplace, Desk
>Magical being [cuddling a kitsune's tails sounds amazing]
>Hot Choc, Radio, Sleepware, Pastries
Only flaw is I wish I could have one fore furniture item so I could put a super-comfy chair for 2 in front of the desk.
Probably would swap between
Sunrise
Rain
Bookshelf, Large Windows, Desk
An owl
Workout Equipment, Bedding, Insects
Sunset
Snow
Bookshelf, Large Windows, Desk
Waifu
Hot chocolate, bedding, and fruits and pastries.
>>29632942
>Midnight
>Snow
>Fire Place
>Bed
>Bookshelf
>OtherHolo
>Hot Chocolate
>Fruits and Pastries
>Radio
>>29632986
Yeah, probably should've...
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Just a friendly reminder that everyone that posts on /r9k/ is special.
You are robots. You are not human beings.
You are unique, and this is your safe space board.
You aren't an average human being. Unlike the rest of the world.
Normies do exist, and you're not one of them.
No normie suffers from social anxiety, or depression, or any other form of mental illness.
Using your mental illness as an excuse is only natural.
You are not the only person who doesn't have a job, but everyone else has better chances than...
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>>29632919
I'm saving this pic because it feels comfortable
5 minutes until my job interview. Feelsgoodman
Wish me luck boys, it's been fun
Oh, the sarcasm. So fresh. Original! Groundbreaking!
Nobody here takes pride in the fact that they're fucked up. It's anonymous. At least it's one place people can go and vent and actually find others who can relate to the pain they experience on a daily basis. That's too difficult to comprehend, I guess. Normalfaggots like you can't get enough attention because you're narcissistic and shallow. It's not good enough to have the good life. No. You have to come here and shit up everything for everyone else. Go back to tumblr or reddit or...
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Here on the internet I see a lot of talk about transsexuality and how some people prefer different pronouns than he/she and how it's offensive to deny them that etc. But I'm just wondering, how relevant is this in real life? How common are transsexuals really? I for one have never met one in my life, so the can't be very common at all. So why all the fuss?
WHY CAN=T I SEE YOUR FUCKING IMAGE ITS ALL PIXELS REEEEEEEEe
>>29633004
wat
calm down
>>29632899
It's not common to see a trans person.
People like to get upset and talk shit online, it gives them an adrenaline rush and a sense of superiority.
Black dick white Girl Interracial
>>29632866
Why do white women love black dicks?
>mfw I realise that a group of Jews had to consciously create and produce blacked
>Mfw imagining Mr Shekelstein saying "how about we call it 'blacked'!"
>Mfw they paid shills like you to post this shit all over 4chan
Jews lmao tbqhfamo you make me laugh
>>29632931
they're bigger
>tfw no lol players at high school to bully
Missed my best years desu
Who else /dotafeels/
>>29632766
Sucks that Valve don't develop any new characters
>>29632992
Looks like they've been slowing down after 2013
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Heroes_by_release
>LoL players
>High school
nope
Does anyone here have literally no libido on antidepressants? Im on 200mg sertraline, and i dont know whether its depression or medication that causes it. I know i had very little libido before getting on it but i want to know whether its the meds or im getting worse. I have no will to masturbate, which stinks because i enjoyed it very much.
I had once tried nofap before this depression and only lasted 5 days. Im at 20 now and feel nothing
>>29632715
If you're a robot, what do you need libido for?
>>29632715
FUCK THIS SHIT
I've been on a variety of psych meds and none of them failed to fuck my libido up (with the exception of wellbutrin, but i cant drink on that shit so what's the point)
Zoloft (sertraline) is the worst.
>>29633090
This senpai.
I'm on 50mg sertraline, and have been for 7 months now. Honestly my inadequacies don't bother me as much now and I can actually focus on things in my life.
My libido has definitely decreased, seeing as how I fapped 3 times a day to maybe once a day now (and sometimes none). This isn't a problem however as its not like I was productively using my libido anyways.
Wagies in /r9k/ threads
>i hate my job
>i work 50 hours a week at minimum wage anf can't make ends meet
>no gf because poor
>coworkers are full blown SJWs
Wagies in wagecuck threads
>i make 5 billion dollars an attosecond and work 5 minutes week
>based or no coworkers
>pure virgin 10/10 wife
>so happy
Sure...
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>>29632678
>Wagies in wagecucks threads
Don't forget that they all have also traveled the world too
NEETs in wagecuck threads
>my life is awesome
>I'm so productive with my free time
>subway sandwiches
>spend all day exercising and reading philosophy
>be jealous
NEETs in the rest of /r9k/
>tfw no gf
>why am I so sad
>normies stop triggering me REEEEEE
>why does my life feel so...
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>>29632764
So both lifestyles are shit. Case closed
Cats are seriously really fucking stupid. Pic related, my cat. She's dumb as fuck.
My cat is stupid too.
>rolls on her back showing her belly
>give her a belly rub
>she kicks and bites my hand
Stupid bitch why did you show your belly then? Pic related it's my dumb cat.
>>29632676
she's a cutie. most cats are dumb as shit but it makes them easier to troll.
I love tiger, but he can be dumb son of a bitch sometimes. pic related, muh tiger, love him.
I am retarded and depressed.
I hate my life
I'm a pathetic loser
Please tell me you're a NEETposter
Same here, OP. But original
>>29632652
I feel itdropped out for the 3rd time yesterday
/R9K/, why don't you go outside and just walk around for a little while, maybe hang out in public library, or go to a uni and just walk around? If you've got nothing better to do you could drive to a new city, just to see what people do there. You aren't obligated to socialize. Join the human race, just feeling like you're part of it has done wonders for my own social problems. I
>>29632620
Because when i step outside everyone is staring at me and talking about me. I swear and its a terrible experience. I only go outside past 11pm and even that is too early sometimes
>>29632620
I would but it's over 100 degrees outside right now so I'll just read in my apartment until work.
>>29632620
>hang out at the library
i usually read at home, what different if i have to walk 30 minutes for it?
>go to a uni
i go there every day in the morning, why do i have to go again?
>just walk around randomly doing nothing as opposed to sitting on your pc and at least doing something
kek