Anyone else getting tired of the college meme?
I'm poisoning myself with adderall because it's the only way I can pass these unnecessarily difficult courses (Easy concepts, easy to learn, but the tests themselves are intentionally made harder than the material).
I know, some people are doing it, there's nothing that should stop me. I did great in school until recently but never really felt intelligent.
My luck's been running out.
I'm taking summer courses so I can graduate in 4 years instead of 5, taking 10 hours over the summer...
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>>29636277
If i can offer a little advice, may be useful, may be i should fuck myself. Who knows.
College today isn't about learning things in the classes or on the syllabus or on the exams. People who make the most of college right now are the people who can be successful in all that stupid scripted bullshit and ALSO use their free time to develop some interest into a skill. Related or unrelated.
Basically college is about what you take, not what you're taught. You'll find you teach yourself...
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>>29636277
sorry if /r9k/ isn't for pedantic depressive venting anymore I haven't been here in years.
>>29636360
Basically what I'm saying is that professors serve to provide you context and precedent to help educate whatever it is you then decide to go and do yourself. It's all on you in that sense.
>anxious and nauseous all the time
How do I chill out?
Drugs or alcohol
Or you can just be yourself
>>29636207
SSRIs, SNRIs, Benzos, Beta blocker
have a bumhole fap
>be me
>be on tinder
>give her 3 quivering orgasms with my mouth by licking her magic button
>can't stay hard in condom
>get jerked off twice back to back
>go to a bar and get a burger and a beer before coming home
I'm exhausted.
>tinder
>with mouth
Good for you you fucking normalfag
>>29636221
>>29636224
I'm an oral manslut
daily reminder that women consider this small-average nowadays
>>29636149
I laughed. Well maymay'd.
everything is real in this picture
fembot with a penis humiliation fetish here!
post more mediocre dicks!
Has anyone here tried no-fap before?
I thought the idea was bro-tier bullshit at first but then I tried to stop fapping and had horrible mood swings, insomnia, and anxiety only 2 days after I stopped. I don't know if there's any benefits yet to stopping (especially if you get no sex which seems to be what normies quit for) but it kind of seems more credible to me personally now. If there are withdrawal-like symptoms to stopping then it may be a true physical addiction and if its an addiction that would explain a lot.
For me its like:
>get...
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>>29636130
It's probably because you like meems
>>29636130
Keep trying to nofap and eat plenty of soy .
You're almost fully transitioned
>>29636692
Y-yes sir, anything else you want me to do ;---;
My friend noticed my receding hairline today and joked about it while I calmly laughed it off
end it all
My hairline has been receding a lot since I turned 24.
And I have a egg head so I'm gonna look like shit when I go bald.
Doesn't matter, I have zero confidence and self-worth anyways.
Just another thing to the list I suppose.
>>29636044
Wear a beanie or something
>>29636108
>iktf
>tfw ugly shaped head
How do troops who don't fight serving out country?
Enlighten me. I know a chad in the military and he's stationed in arizona. All it looks like he's doing is taking a new gun to the range or drinking with his buddies, yet he pulls the 'I'm in the military, I'm more important than everyone else' card all the time.
What are they doing that's so important if they're not fighting? It just looks like the military is full of freeloaders who get paid to try out new guns and blow things up for fun.
Yet he says I owe him...
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*how do troops who don't fight serve our country?
>>29636024
I'm in the military, but I don't flaunt it. There's a lot of people who do and they usually are the douchey pogs and boots who've never done anything.
>>29636024
>It just looks like the military is full of freeloaders who get paid to try out new guns and blow things up for fun.
It is. And the ones that actually see action are out there causing massive collateral damage to civilians.
Military being honorable and praise-worthy is a meme invented to attract people to it, and make their families not rebel when they lose them.
How many orgasms must I give to women before I can into gf?
>>29635960
I dunno why double D never hit that, she was easily the hottest kanker sister
>>29635980
He probably does even if it's only in senpai fic.
>>29635980
Kankers never actually liked Eds, they were teasing, making fun of and bullying the beta boys. They were sarcastic in a way.
>tfw love to fish
>don't know how to tie the knots or set the hooks
>tfw nobody will go fishing with me
>>29635851
If I knew you in person , I would.
What do you like to fish for? I will go fishing if yer nearby.
Id go fishing with you anon
Are you autistic ? Not trying to sound rude but setting the hook is just pulling up when the bobber goes under or when bass fishing as soon as it hits the lure
You can learn to tie the knots on youtube
Post comfy pictures.
I have a dream of visiting America and taking a walk in New York City at night.
>>29635738
There's nothing /comfy/ about thumbnails
I've done that OP. It kinda sucks because there's fucking people everywhere. Granted I was right by times square so I guess I get what I deserve.
This likes like a job for me, to bring some comfy.
>What did she mean by this?
>t. Confused
>>29635727
her grandpappy is with granmammy. tell her "he got what he deserved!" she will think ur nice n kindhearted,
Random shit like-baits i suppose
>>29635767
Dobt do this, op. Roriginal
>tfw Moloch everywhere
>>29635690
That's a hefty feel, famalam.
I wish Scott's open threads were somehow more readable. They are so long and make your browser fuckslow.
>>29636092
slatestarscratchpad is the only good thing on tumblr
ITT: things we like/appreciate about blackbros/sistas, and whatever other semi-PC terms for the black folk are.
Black people are super funny. A while back we had Ameriblack social media threads, and they were the shit. It eventually spawned r/blackpeopletwitter and cool memes like just fuck my shit up. Then there was that autistic whiteboi that tried to be black-funny with that facebook pic of a baby girl and fucked himself up socially.
lol go away faggot
For being BLACK
Minutely reminder that the jewluminati stirs shit up between blacks, whites, and arabs so that we don't go after the corrupt as fuck 1%
Do fat people jerk off to fat porn?
>>29635676
Do you jerk off to faggot porn?
>>29635689
I'm not you, no
why have animals evolved so differently yet all sperm is white? I saw a video of an oyster jizzing
Anyone have down syndrom? Am have it since I am young. What do you wish? To lern?
Look at the mess you made! bad potato!
>>29635644
What dose this mean?
If u have questins about my syndrom u can ask.
>>29635621
Do you live by yourself? What do you do every day?