Why don't you guys just go to some sandnigger country and buy a virgin?
>be me
>be a chubby, autistic virgin
>be earning my Bsc
>no decent looking guys who are virgins around
>decide to learn Arabic
>going to get myself a qt3.14, kissless, virgin terrorist husbando who wants a visa and hates blacks
>has to obey me until he gets his visa
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best places to get one are:
>Syria
>Iraq
>Egypt (although Egyptians seem to be uglier than other sandniggers)
>Morocco (best looking sandniggers)
>Algeria (second best looking)
>>29636832
I'm of Tunisian origin, and I'd sayythe best looking sandniggers are probably from Lebanon. Moroccans are not that good looking.
Nice way to get yourself killed too. Especially as a woman. You really think you would be the boss down there? kek.
I really wish things had all gone differently. I wish I were a different person, yet paradoxically still be me.
I'm not really sure where it all went wrong, though. My environment wasn't as dysfunctional as some f the rest of you here. Maybe that's proof it's just genetics.
It's not JUST genetics but genetics do play a role in your personality.
The other side of the coin is made up of environmental factors.
Craziest, dumbest thing anyone ever told me is, "No, it's not just genetics and environment. It's also epigenetics!"
He wasn't joking. He really thought that the affect of environmental factors on gene expression somehow was outside the bounds of "genetics and environment".
I couldn't believe it.
You can be a different person, and still be yourself.
Just become the best possible version of you.
>>29636773
It does though. You change your genetic expression through epigenetics by changing your environment.
>tfw another entire day wasted refreshing imageboards
There's really no way out.
>be wagecuck
>on my holiday I'm gonna do so much stuff
>nope
I have no idea where the past four weeks went. I havent even played vidya.
>>29636731
looks comfy. which anime is that anon?
Does anyone else here have an irrational fear of hell and eternal torture? I'm not even religious, it's a ridiculous idea I came up with while thinking "what's the worst possible thing that could happen to me". The first thought came to me is "eternal torture/pain" probably multiplied by a large number like graham's number, and I've been obsessed with it for like 2 years. Sometimes I just want to erase my memory of the past few years because of my ocd and anxiety. Does anyone else have this kinds of ocd obsessions?
Pic related I guess.
You took the red pill without knowing it. Become religious or remain as you are.
>>29636870
>red pill
It's an ocd thing though, I had lots of anxiety phases, this is just the prominent one lately.
>>29636675
>Does anyone else here have an irrational fear of hell and eternal torture?
No? I might be worried about a lifetime of torture though. Like in an NK camp or CIA black site (Gitmo is like vacation compared to those). But I don't know anything they'd want to torture me for. And they don't need to make an example out of me or anything.
>"what's the worst possible thing that could happen to me"
Probably being eaten alive...
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>mfw gf came so hard her right eye started twitching and passed out
did I just kill my gf?
>>29636631
no but she does have to eat these eggs
Probably, better go for round two before she goes cold.
>>29636631
Now you have to fuck her again to unkill her.
I'm doing a if 4chan was a country experiment, so I'm going to do a series of polls.
First, post political compasses.
Than do these polls, posting your result is optional.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10631552 (Race)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10631568 (Religion)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10631593 (Sexual Identity)
Than post job and income. I'd also like native language and climate of your region, so I could possibly map out theoretical 4chan Republic. I'm going to do this thread on other boards.
I feel that you are doing this incorrectly.
To truly capture what 4Chan is then race and appearance would be absolved. Each and every person would wear a mask and robe designed to cover the skin, flesh would be treated as a symbol of humanity, and as /pol/ /fit/ /r9k/ and /lit/ are concerned such things are not needed.
Flesh is corruptible, frail, and weak. Skin does nothing but limit you to the confines of your genetic structure, and to ascend from from the undesirable 'normie' we would shed such a thing.
Religion would be defined in terms of philosophy,...
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>>29636820
I know it wouldn't be a traditional country, but I at least want to know the demographics and GDP.
Also, new religion poll. http://www.strawpoll.me/10631928/r
>>29636569
bi-sexual is tumblr-sexual, tranny isn't
I cant stop cutting. There is nothing else that makes me feel better, i have to cut like 5 times a day because i cannot stop the thoughts and emotions, i cant handle annything anymore.
>someone calls me an asshole, i cut asshole into my leg, its not deep cuz writing is hard to do while keeping strength but whatever
>have flashbacks to whatever and feel worthless and cut
>tfwnogf cut
if anything remotely bad happens or if i get my feelings of worthlessness or anger i have...
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>>29636481
Tried Drugs?
I mean either way you damage your body, so what do you lose?
You're a faggot. Just drink some coffee and everything will be ok.
>>29636508
They dont help, ive tried acid and i dont like smoking, i drink but that doesnt do anything but make me sad too
>>29636551
Coffee doesnt even wake me up when i drink it
>mom released my fuck-midget and called the cops
>>29636462
>mum unchained the sex possom
Why are moms like this? Dont they want us to be happy?
>>29636462
>fuck-midget
Isn't it nice, sugar and spice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice..
Which animal would you fuck if you could get away with it?
I personally would smash deerpussy like there's no tomorrow.
Human girl plz.
>>29636451
an human female....
Can it be fictional?
If not, then human female.
If it can't be human, then dolphins would probably be the least bad option but I wouldn't do it. Not unless she was really into me somehow...
what's the latest update on escort bro?
It's over anon.
He admitted that he made everything up. He's a very good writer though and I hope he will make a new greentext adventure soon.
>>29636597
what?? noooo :( can you post the link where he said that?
>>29636680
Sorry, desustorage is down.
He confirmed it was him by using a trip he used in one of his thread earlier.
Greedy adult almost gets arrested for ordering a kids meal
https://youtu.be/TqxDY2_gySo
this is the land of freedom
hey wait isnt this surveillance camera man?
>>29636409
>FUCKING NIGGERS ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY
>I'm smart, I'm just lazy
>Horoscopes are for morons. Want to talk about our Myers-Briggs types?
>I'm spiritual, but not religious.
If you had to guess which presidential candidate this person was voting for, who would you guess?
>>29636383
donald john trump
Bernie without a doubt in my mind
Hillie clinton
Can I have a gf that likes anime and vidya nd not fat
It's honestly all I want Familia idc about looks (besides weight) or anything if we have similar interests that's all I care about
Aww do you want a girlfriend that is not only your lover but also your partner and your very best friend? cute
Anime is trash. Learn it and respect it.
>>29636392
Yeah I don't want to be lonely anymore
I'm not ugly or anything people just think I'm weird cause I have a hard time showing emotion and always come off as stuck up or egotistical so people avoided me in high school so I never got friends or a girlfriend
>tfw i live in the best country for robots
>cold climate
>lots of antisocial people
>high neetbux
>best memes
>iceland
>best memes
>>29636346
Spurdo is a really good meme tho. Probably the best.
>>29636331
I heard funland is full of fat people and mcdonalds
confirm/deny?
>when it comes time to fight he thinks he can just step aside and that time would prove his aggressor wrong and make them a fool
Red flags for faggots
>Making threads like these
Fuck off.
>>29636304
is this grammar correct?
please use other words the translators can't deal with this
>>29636304
nobody understands what you're trying to say
delete this thread, you have embarrassed yourself