>you will never survive cancer and get loads of girl attention because "OMG you fought cancer and won, you're such a hero!!!!1!!"
>ywn die of cancer but get to meet John Cena right before you croak
you will survive cancer, OP, especially if its haematological (like lymphoma).
stay strong.
too bad about the cuties though. About that, we're in the same boat.
>#1 king of the school Chad graduates
>was bad at academics
>no special skills
>slowly falls into obscurity after high school while everyone else goes onto have meaningful lives
>"How can I become popular again?"
>Chad conveniently gets none cancer in his leg
>literally the whole town rallies behind him
>throws big charity parties
>his cancer goes into remission
>he also managed to get a qt gf despite him having no marketable qualities aside from looks and charisma
Remember lads even in the face of the world's most uncurable disease, Chad wins
Date this picture for me
Early 2000's. Flannel shirts and wallet chains.
>>29638039
july 17 2007
>>29638058
2007 seems correct based on what looks like a Nokia 2760 on the table
Why do I want to lick girls' feet while they're getting fucked? Whenever I watch porn and see the girls feet in the air while she's getting dicked, I imagine sucking her toes. Anyone else like this?
>>29638014
They look fucking dirty
>>29638014
no, seek help
It means you're a cuckold and a footfag, aka the scum of the earth
>ignore 7/10 girl for 2 months
>randomly hit her up again
>she's still thirsty as fuck for me
How the fuck do you robots fail so hard with women, literally just be semi-attractive and not a faggot and you're done. You disgust me.
>>29637838
hai chad
>>29637879
I'm not a Chad, dude
>Just be myself
>Women all over me
it's so FUCKING EASY, but you RETARDS fail to GRASP THE SIMPLITUDE
how the fuck do these people even exist?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals/comments/2tr9ww/f4m_my_husbands_bully/
>>29637792
GOD WHAT FUCKING ABORTION LINK HAVE YOU SENT US
GOD THAT IS...FUCK ME MAN THAT IS FEELING BAD MAN
2D IS THE ONLY HOPE
my senses tell me its bait
>>29637792
It is the same type of people that use facebook file names on 4chan.
I want to creampie this woman.
>>29637736
Is this Soccerfu?
>>29638100
No, bu same boyish cuteness.
>>29637736
literally stanley the girl
>be me
>working at YMCA for well over 4 weeks
>don't get first paycheck cause of waiting period
>expected.jpg
>30th of June
>first payday
>check account
>no money
>whattheliteralfuck.gif
>text boss
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REKTED
atleast you dont do it for free..
>>29637711
Sounds like a golden opportunity for a lawsuit.
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Its not funny. Stop overusing it or even better just stop using it in general.
any robots here a victim of some sort of abuse?
pic sorta unrelated.
>>29637703
Nothing sexual, but was constantly threatened with a loaded rifle from round the age of 3 - 15 by a drunk man who kept having vietnam flashbacks when he got super loaded.
>>29637703
My father was abused me physically and verbally (but not sexually) He kept getting pissed because I had a hard time learning Arabic, which was his fault because he was too busy at university to teach me from infancy like he should have. I fucking hate Islamic culture.
Emotional and physical abuse, as well as plain old neglect, all by my mother and her Chad boyfriends.
Memes aside, how many of you guys are actually NEETs?
What is NEET life like? What activities do you do? Do you enjoy it?
>>29637699
>>29637699
I'm not a NEET. I'm not working right now, I'm living off some money I have saved up for the summer until next semester and just working on some online summer classes. I also get out of the house when I can.
It's nice to not have any heavy responsibilities right now but I could NEVER live like this. Even with friends/online classes/getting out sometimes the boredom gets pretty strong sometimes.
I have a true NEET friend...
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>>29637699
I've been a NEET for almost three years now. My NEETdom ended a while ago and I'd do anything to get it back. Being a NEET isn't for everyone but it's a perfect fit for me. If I could sit in a room with internet and soylent until I died I would be happy.
I'm a contractor and I don't work a lot. And I'm really poor. I pretty much have the NEET lifestyle except I have to work SOME of the days. Not sure why I even bother.
Does it fascinate anyone else just how large the chasm is between the most miserable lives and lives of happiness?
I honestly cannot believe how happy others are, how easy their lives have been, the superficiality of their problems, how bright the world is for them.
Fuck, i want reincarnation. I need a second 'go' at this shit.
>>29637696
It is bizarre, wish someone would study it.
Human existence is like one giant ass tight rope walk where the fall is green-screened until you have to start earning income on your own.
You're lied to for most of your childhood and you have to deal with superficial niceness when you're an adult. The realest dudes are often shit on the most and the rich stay rich and never learn what hard work actually is.
>>29637724
There would be a strong social taboo against studying it.
What do you do when things keep getting worse?
the trick is expecting it will always get worse and being happy that you were right
Sudoko sjsjsudnjsisss
>>29637717
So there is no end to this agony
The meme goes that Stacy will ride the cock carousel for her 20's then settle for a beta who will provide for her after she gets pregnant, but why doesn't Stacy just get Chad to get her pregnant in her 20's? Is it because she'll get bored of one Chad and need another? Or is it for a completely different reason? Either way, seems like there's no reason for women to ever settle for betas given the law will almost always support them.
>>29637691
Who do you think your wife's kid is?
Most times she gets pregged up by a shit chad guitarist or someone who doesn't have any money
There are far more betas than Chads
Sure, some Chads get wrecked too
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oiY7W7nDeE
>>29637727
Okay I didn't look at the trailer before posting it, but it's a story of a badboy Chad (Gosling) who becomes a father and turns into a revolting beta
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it is time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>>29637668
When?
Where?
also, if you wanna get the highscore don't do it with a shotgun, instead buy a machine gun.
Fucking awesome.
Also, I recognize that Ikea bed frame, did it break almost instantly for you too?
What a piece of shit.
>>29637668
You should use something fully automatic, normies cant into cover under rapid fire.
21 years old khv neet hikky considering suicide here. I never worked a day in my life, I don't have any friends or contacts and I failed college 3 times due to low self esteem and crippling social ansiety (and probably because i'm a fucking worthless lazy dumbass piece of shit as well). Today my dissapointed towards me dad told me that he's most likely going to get fired by the end of the year, along with all of his coworkers, for reasons beyond his control and that "the time to study and have a career it's over, you had your chances and you wasted them....
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>>29637634
what country you from anon?
1312321
>>29637694
Some shitty south american country. I'd rather not say. Let's just say i'm white.
Should've known this thread would fail, next time i better keep it short.
>have a dream
>be a public mass shooter
>kill a bunch of people
>get arrested for life
>life is over for good
>wish I could have a do-over
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>I get a life do-over
Life feels oddly great today.
best post i've seen here in a long time
I've had dreams like this before, waking up from some catastrophe. Recently I dreamt the world was ending, I watched this huge comet hurtling towards the earth and just remember the ground opening up. Crazy.
I hate those dreams. I always wake up feeling paranoid and guilty.
>me and a friend are robbing a place
>middle of the night
>we dropped in from the roof
>i get into the safe and put all the money in a duffel bag
>almost done when i see flashing blue lights in the reelection of the safe door
>we're fucked
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