What fragrances are you robots wearing today?
Wore pic related to the mall and got complimented by two cute blondes with fit bodies. Also if you are new and need any cologne help, just ask and I'll do my best.
silver scent my senpai
my mommy loves it
Phthalates shill.
that's what i wear too op
burberry brit is also a great one that gets a lot of compliments
No tulpa thread? Let's fix it!
Can't find a friend/girlfriend?
Make one.
>What is a tulpa?
A tulpa is a perceived autonomous sentient consciousness. In layman's terms, a mental construct capable of thought independent of its creator.
>How to make one?
https://community.tulpa.info/forum-guides
>Is this even real?
Yes, even monks were creating "tulpas".
https://youtu.be/X2lGPT2J1cc
>Should I...
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>>29635167
Can you see a Tulpa?
Can you touch a Tulpa?
Would I be able to have sex with my tulpa?
>comparing his imaginary friend with monk stuff
lmao
Who /nevertips/ here
I'm just too jewish to do it
How do the waiters here feel about this
I have never tipped and never will. I don't give a fuck if you do an amazing job and smile. Your job isn't that fucking hard.
I've worked in extreme stress jobs and have never felt entitled to more than my basic wage. Fuck these little shits.
Is tipping an American thing? we never do it
>>29635206
Yes
It's supposed to be because waiters don't make enough money, but the busboys and dishwashers make the same money and work harder, and they don't get tipped
People take it seriously here too, it's a big deal if you don't tip
I still don't and I tell people that too
last thread here >>29613021
State your type and tell us about other types you have known personally.
INTJ checking in. Most everyone I've known has been ESxx, it's a pretty strange coincidence actually. As a result, I end up feeling like I really can't relate with many people, but that's okay, I don't really need people to get by.
My first experience with MB was in a Physics class junior year of high school, where our teacher made us all take the test day one and assigned our seats so we'd be seated near people similar in personality. I shit you not, literally everyone else in the class except this weird autist in the back was E, most of...
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My ISTJ friend dated an INFP once.
She was a tiny weeb girl but she had an alcohol addiction and would drink vodka straight out of the bottle. Then she would tell everybody about her issues for pity points. Like how she got raped by her uncle and all these other times she almost got raped and how she wanted to kill herself.
She was apparently kinky and into weird anime porn.
>>29635142
I don't know how people can be so open about being raped. I rarely admit it here (if it's relevant), and I never, ever admit it in real-life. Do they count a butt grope as rape? Or is it just really common? Hope it's not the latter.
do you pay attention to warning signs with girls robuts
>>29634315
> tattoos
> dyed hair
> selfies she uploads online
> is doing a gesture in her selfie
Pump and dump material tbqh senpai, or FWB but no further than that.
>>29634315
>girl robots
>robots
No such thing.
>>29634364
Fuck off and die normal.
>>29634315
What's her:
-name
-tumblr
etc
Actual Chad advices that work:
>Being yourself
>Lifting helps alot
>Girls are just like us
Lifting does help a lot.
>>29634115
if eggman lifted what would be the benefit
>literal hard boiled eggman
/fit/ here: to LOOK like a chad, do teh following
>get muscular
>get lean
>get a tan
>change your wardrobe to clothes that fit your physique
>take care of your teeth
>grow your hair out or get a nice haircut from a stylist, not a barber
>take low dose of testosterone *this is optional*
>start acting slightly cocky
that's...
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So how healthy is it to go through our early life (16-26+) without ever experiencing love and affection from a girl the same age and that's not your family? Or the rest of our life for that matter. Are we fucked mentally forever?
>>29633301
>Are we fucked mentally forever?
In a way, yes. You missed out on a huge part of normal human development during your formative period of brain plasticity. You never got that unique oxytocin rush that only comes with cuddling your qt 3.14 girlfriend, and now you're brain is more or less permanently abnormal.
And the worst part is that you probably delusionally insist on finding a "pure" kissless virgin girl who never touched a cock so that you can be her...
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>>29633360
I don't even care if she is a virgin or not at this point. It's irrelevant. I don't want one with 50 partners either, but beggars can't be choosers.
Oh well, at least we all can be losers together right?
>>29633301
It's very unhealthy. A human needs touch and validation from their peers. A study shows that the biggest predictor of a long life is how healthy their social life is.
I'm not autistic but I can't tolerate being touched. Spending most of early teens through early 20's without the slightest bit of affection has fuck me up.
>He tells people he has a genius-level IQ even though he has absolutely nothing to show for it.
Maximum cringe. Please move out of your mother's basement and get at least a bachelor's degree before you go around calling yourself a genius. It's unbelievably autistic.
This thread is pretty autistic itself.
When will the "smart but lazy" meme die? It's like most of you never outgrew your 12 year old know it all phase
Kind of true, if you tell people your IQ when it's irrelevant to the discussion it's bragging about something you have no control over. Like white supremacists feeling superior for being white while they sit around getting drunk every day and posting on social media.
OP is pretty autistic too though.
Hello fellow over-25s.
>What have you been up to recently?
>What sort of things make you feel nostalgic?
>Do you find it more difficult to make real friends the older you get?
>Do you ever feel like you missed opportunities when you were younger that won't arise again?
Posting strictly limited to over-25s, with an exception granted to cute teenage girls.
29 and from Denmark.
Anyone remember old YouTube?
>>29632065
I can remember:
- Renetto.
- GregSolomon.
- That atheist who fucked that slut, CapnOAwesome or something.
A few others.
>>29632175
I feel a crushing sense of loneliness when I look at things from my youth. It really is all gone. It will never come back.
>whats yaoi anon?...
>>29631940
degeneracy anon that's what yaoi is :^)
>>29631940
yaoi = you and I in unison
I love yaoi-yuri (when two girls dress up like boys and do stuff to each other)
Have you ever been in love?
>>29631930
I've never been in love. There were 2 girls who were in love with me i didnt felt the same towards them.
Never have and never will.
I'll show you some originality, you cunt bot.
yes
and then i proceeded to fuck everything up because anxiety and social retardation, go me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-nq9A8Ops
>>29631279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW2ypCL-29E
honor, loneliness, family. things women can't comprehend.
We nightcore nao?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjGZLnja1o8
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/gbyRlapLvdXy
A room goer of ours passed away recently on June 18.
He went by James (pic related is the avatar he...
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>>29630980
Rest in peace James
Roses are red, violets are blue
I like to be comfy and so do you
>>29631003
Please tell me you're not talking about runner roboto
What's the best way to sneak into another country? How do I find locations where the border isn't protected?
>boring failed life in europe
>only 2 weeks left till I'm evicted
>no money even for a plane ticket
>want to an hero
>decide to just take a raft onto the sea and go live inawoods in another country like america
>no clue where to begin
>no...
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>crossing the Atlantic
>with a raft
Are you serious
>>29630386
>not understanding metaphors
>see that picture
>masochist starts playing in my head
Well thanks for that.
"Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it" thread.
OP was muted edition.
I keep coming back here thinking one of you will post, but none of you are the type to.
L,
Stop being a cunt
Dear OP,
Stop making these shit threads.
,your affectionate fellow anon.