you arrive at your home after a long exhausting trip to game stop to buy some vidya, you see this in your porch, what do?
>>29639203
>in your porch
Shit. He rammed my refurbished mahogany wood.
>>29639203
I plead insanity and tell them the Jews made me do it. They'll understand.
>>29639203
shoot up my school, hello officers! Fuck you pigs! Oink Oink! Oink Oink!
Just kidding I love and respect the police so long as I am under their jurisdiction
>big brother can we play one in the pink 5 in the stink? Daddy taught me how to play.
Why are we switching roles so fast?
I don't have a vagina you insensitive cow
>>29639281
You sick fuck.
Stay away from my granddaughter.
>Be on a plane
>Taking a vacation
>The flight is an early flight from 6:30am to 7:30am
>Making small talk
>Tell him how I hate getting early morning flights
>He says he is used to it
>"It's an every day occurrence for me"
>He goes on to explain he is currently commuting to work
>His...
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>>29639157
>making small talk
This is where we know the story is fabricated
>>29639157
He can afford to take your shitty vacation every day. You sure showed him.
>>29639171
Why's that?
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fucking hell, still can't post, am I allowed now, robot?
I am going to fuck this ass in 4 hours, what should i do before? what should i expect?
>>29639151
Severe disappointment and regret
I'd expect herpes.
>shit is n n n nasty
>>29639151
haha oh wow, at least pay for a better looking tranny
This guy tries to impress people by eating raw fish
https://youtu.be/Czd2ji-U2zE
>>29639132
this guy's a fag stop posting his shitty videos
>>29639179
bro it's him. He's shamelessly self-promoting
>>29639132
This guy is one ugly dude. Not only is he ugly, but he has a horrible disgusting personality and an aura of sleazebag and fakeness.
What is objectively the best board on this website ?
>>29639131
Because the autism flows the purest here.
>>29639131
/pol/
It allows for the free exchange of ideas and gives SJW who can't handle reading things they don't like PTSD.
>>29639131
When did objectively become a meme anyway?
Ok what the shit.....
Enjoy my work, OP.
>>29639128
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>>29639128
>reverse image search
>no results
>mfw
What is your rarest opinion? And by that I mean rare by 4chan standards. What opinion do you hold that you think the least amount of other people on 4chan hold?
I am pro gun control. The 2nd amendment was a mistake.
People on 4chan need to stop being cynical nihilistic faggots and enjoy life. And normies are okay, I guess.
Race mixing is a good thing for society. Mixed race individuals are genetically superior, as they are more heterozygous and have lower inbreeding coefficients, and single raced people only serve to keep a fresh stock of mixed race people in existence and support them.
whats some shit you unemployed/neet nigs do during the day? Im recently unemployed and bored as all fuck
Watch some anime or read mangas
>>29639102
in the same situation man, I'm bored as fuck too so bump
make music in Ableton and oil paint
who here /raw cookie dough/
i can't stop eating this shit. it's ruining my life. why does it have to taste so good? what's your guys' favorite flavor? toll house is shit tier tbqh
>>29639098
fuck dude they just recalled a ton of that shit for e. coli
I sincerely hope you don't live in the US
>>29639112
oops too late
i've already had 2 packs in the past week and am on my 3rd. i can risk a little stomach ache for this magnificent sugary goodness
>>29639143
>a little stomach ache
People literally die from e.coli
>B...b...but I make $1 million a day just sitting and browsing 4chan!
Oh you, wagecucks! You say the funniest things!
if you btfo the wagecucks this hard from the start they will be too scared to reply
>I swear $15/h is worth being dead inside and forcefully waking up every morning
>>29639049
Thisis a very funny statement.
>go on tinder
>match with qt girl with big tits
>she sends me first message hey with kissy face emoji
what do boys
i dont wanna fuck this up because i think i might actually be able to make something happen and stop being a robot.
should i send a pickup line what do bros
She and her friends are probably sitting around and sending that to all the spergy looking guys and laughing. If it's too good to be true...
>>29639014
Well I sent her hey back and she replied right away and now she's talking about some movie she's watching and I'm stuck
>>29638971
Just say hello, try not to sound mental, try and be self aware. Don't send a pickup line.
>be me
>biking
>about to return to my house
>wearing helmet like my mum said
>look behind as I'm about to cross
>see nothing
>gogogo
>insert car behind me
>slomo
>in that moment think I will die
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My back here. Original
Elbow here
>>29638937
You got unlucky there
>I said "Salutations" to a feminist today... My court case starts tomorrow.
>Me and this wagecuck met on an airplane the other day, we were getting along so well... I first remember him saying "Would you like a glass of water or champagne with your meal?"
>The other day I saw this thread of someone posting a trap, I told him he was mentally ill and gay and then claimed he wasn't.
Hahaha, thank you thank you *bows* I'm here all week.
>>Me and this wagecuck met on an airplane the other day, we were getting along so well... I first remember him saying "Would you like a glass of water or champagne with your meal?"
lol comedy gold!
The wagecuck one was good, they never learn do they?
>>29638916
Thislast sentence in your post is very good news.
i have a friend who uses drugs and i use drugs too, i hang out with him sometimes, he happened to be chilling with a girl who also does drugs, we somehow say hi and chat, we somehow exchange numbers, i get to know her for a month, i find out she has had 3 ex boyfriends, she told me she has had sex with them.
she is 22, i am a 26 year old hugless kissless virgin, should i settle for used goods or find a virgin qt girl?
i think i am going to stick to my robot roots and just cut her off, unfortunately for her she likes me
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ne 001mute
there is not such thing as a 'virgin qt girl'
you might not get a chance like this again, go for it. Also you knew her for a month and didn't try to fuck within the first 3 days? Virgins man