I just got broken up with r9k
Can you give me some feels songs to listen to? Any advice is welcome toi
>>29640078
Buy a quart of Gatorade and a pint of vodka. Drink a little of the Gatorade and pour vodka in then seal and shake the bottle. Keep doing this until the vodka bottle is empty. Then drink everything in the Gatorade bottle.
>>29640078
I got some advice for you m8:kill yourself you fucking normie
>>29640209
I'll try this
>>29640227
I want to mate
Do you have some memes that were created or modificated by normies that make you cringe?
Just watch a dank meme compilation on youtube.
>>29640060
dat boy
most normie memes are on dat boy level though, I don't think there are any "good" normie memes
>>29640163
YES I GET FUCKINH FURIUS WATHING THOSE DISCuSTING FILTH
>ITT r9k flies on a plane together
first, jettison the normies to conserve fuel
we all sit quietly and play on our devices
when the plane lands we leave in an orderly manner
>>29640108
no normies are allowed on /r9k/airlines
>Women are for babies.
>Men are for pleasure.
If we adopted this ideology, robots could reproduce AND get sex. Women hate sex anyway, while men love it, so why not? It worked for the Ancient Greeks.
>>29640031
because women want to hoard the rights to both
therefore they mist be removed from the picture entirely. there is a reason the greeks crumbled
>>29640031
It sounds a little bit gay desu.
>>29640153
That's the point, desu.
i did it, i finally did it robots, i got a gf.
the problem is, she's 16 and im 29.
should i stop it and aim for wizardry ?
oh no
R A P E
A
P
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>>29640003
LITERALLY JIMMY SAVILLE
go for it. claim her for yourself.
is she pure qt virgin?
Anons, how do you feel that Dr.Leon Eisenberg admitted that autism is a made up disorder?!?!
>in b4 who is Leon Eisenberg: he is the inventor of autism
>>29640000
He said ADHD was not real. Not autism.
>>29640000
are you an autist yourself OP?
>>29640000
i dont care, i still hate myself.
>tfw your roommate is fucking your crush right this second in her appartment thats about 30 feet away
this is happening to me right now
how the fuck am i supposed to deal with this?
just go find another girl to crush on, shouldnt be too difficult.
there are too many cute women in the world to be depressed over one who you aren't even in a relationship with
just murder them both
What do you think made her return?
being bored
looking for validation
>>29639925
Either you are her former orbiter and she needs you orbiting again or you're Chad and she wants to fuck again.
I'm so lonely it's making my body ache. I've had chest pains from depression before but never whole body aches.
Maybe I should pay for a cuddler or a hooker.
>>29639895
Yeah. I had something similar happen to me last summer.
I feel your pain, man.
I used to just run my hands over my own body and pretend it was someone else caressing me.
>think about a hypothetical relationship and my stomach aches and heart accelerates
>26 never been on a date,still a turbo virgin
>>29639935
I resist doing that, I don't want my autism to become too real.
so we know everything went wrong fellow robots
let's greentext the story of your life if everything went right
hardmode: only based on your personal interests as they currently are, not if you were born chad/normie
how about no? seriously this is fucking retarded thread, i cant believe someone actually made this and put that stupid anime picture there and thought " yeah i can post this , its good"
>>29639877
If things ever went right I would never be here.
>>29639962
>im edgy kid, you better back off
>mother will pay a psychiatrist for me in september because i have no friends and i havent left my house in months
>i have no friends because when i was teenager she did not let me go out with them
IM 18 YO VIRGIN KISSLESS AND I IF DONT GO TO THE PSYCHIATRIST SHE WILL KICK ME OUT OF HOUSE
60 EUROS FOR HALF HOUR
just b urself bro
originnalo
>mom doesn't care enough to try and help me
it wouldn't work but the gesture would be nice
>>29639864
take the 60 euros and go fuck a prostitute and do blow/get drunk instead
What does /r9k/ think about this guy?
>>29639863
annoying as shit and the embodiment of the worst of stoner culture. It's fun to see him doing raw nails or whatever and almost dying, though.
>>29639863
He's a loser and piece of shit he's been arrested multiple times for assault
Niggers are fucking superior to whites
omegle thread
tags are omegler9k
r9komegle
r9k
shirtless. shithair robot reporting in
bumping with repeating digits
gonna bump with digits that are actually repeating this time. check this guys
What kind of bike do you have anon?
>picture of bike
>price
>rating/10
>overall feeling about it
>price
~$800
>rating/10
7/10
>overall feeling about it
Best bike i've owned, i can take it anywhere and be comfy on it. Mine needs new brakes, and it also started popping out of gear sometimes. It looks great and rides great, though.
>>29639837
The Felt v95f
$800
9/10
I am overwhelmingly pleased with this bike except for a few small details. The brakes started squaling too early and I can't quite get the perfect ratio of saddle height to handlebar height for me, but it's close enough to be comfortable on multiple-hour rides, so who can really ask for more than that? It's smooth, fast, has a responsive drive train, and is fairly light, but not as light as a real racer.
Overall, for the price, it's close enough to perfect for a high-end getting-around- or workout-oriented bike. Best feeling bike I've ever owned, only minor complaints.
>800~$
>5/10
>I love her. We do lots of things together. She loves me, too.
I've figured out that my problem isn't my looks or genetics, but I simply have no conversational skills. I've been working on my looks/body/diet etc. and tried out some Tinder and got a few matches. Every time I text a girl the conversation hits a brick wall and I don't know what to say, even if they message me first and explicitly show interest. I don't think our problem is we're ugly or not Chad, we're just awkward autists.
How do we fix this?
>>29639798
Practice fsdg
>>29639798
Women are bad at conversation too. It's silly that you literally have to drive every conversation you'll ever have with a girl because they can't do it at all.
I got better at conversation by getting a retail job and just shooting the shit with customers about random stuff. I try to lie about interesting things in my life and see if they believe me.
>>29639798
apparently the only thing you should use text for is to set up face to face meetings
you shouldnt be having conversations other than "what are you doing tonight?"