>tfw my dick is 12 cm
T_T
Could you compare it against a bic pen and post results? I heard you need to be at least the length of a bic pen to please a woman.
>>23359745
Praise Gabe for the metric system!
>>23359860
that's like 13.5-14 cm
5.3-5.5 inches
>be me
>think about being alone with a cute guy
>imagine flipping him over and pinning him down
>putting my cock in his ass
>he briefly struggles but then relents
>grab his dick and feel him get hard in my hand
>kissing his neck and ears
>feeling my balls rub on his as I thrust
>not gay
This...
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alright this rear view is pretty hot
>>23359609
>always farting on my lil brother (i'm a guy)
>gets increasingly mad, whines how i'm so different towards girls (polite or w/e) compared to always bullying him
>tell him maybe if he were a girl he probably wouldn't get roughed up so much
>he starts wearing skirts and one-piece bathing suits around the house to try to get me to leave him alone
>still...
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>>23359809
Nice copypasta m8
Are you this guy? When will fucking idiots figure out girls don't care about your vocabulary, if you were truly smart, you would talk to them in a way they would understand
Anyone got other examples?
sounds like they're talking about a school project or something. what's the problem?
>>23358698
Better picture, girl posted the Winnie the Pooh meme
Dudes a holding a fucking bow in his picture. He knows he's a tool
>be me
>be unhappy
true story
>be me
>become myself
True story.
>be me
>get dubs
truu
> be me
> eat lunch
> shitpost
>Be me
>Live as beta male for all my life
>Transition
>People tell me I pass
>Still no bf or gf
>PerpetuallyDepressed.jpg
It seems it doesn't matter which gender i live my life as, i am too autistic and far gone to be a normie... Wat do robots?
Go to prison and be an alpha males fuckboy, its all you're good for. Theyll feed you and you're master will protect you
>>23358257
>Wat do robots?
post pics
ill be ur bf
How fucked am I?
>>23358227
massively. Get it out op.
>>23358227
that's one messed up pussy
das cancer
Not looking for sympathy of course
Just setting the scene for you on /r9k/
Mom met a guy when I was 4, he's now my stepdad and they're married
He was okay for a while, treated me as his son and stuff, good job he was there or I'd of been a fuck up
Then I was 10 and I remember I did something and he threw me on the floor and kicked me in the stomach
I went to live with my aunt for a few weeks
Happened several times after this, never huge physical assault but he'd slap me and throw me around for the smallest of things. I'm 18...
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To motivate anyone
I was 13 once visiting his family, we were playing football in a field, I wanted to go back to my mom because I don't like his family.
He grabbed me around the neck in front of them, and I got angry, he held onto my neck and said "go on hit me, i know you want to, i dare you" He eventually let go and I ran off a few miles down this field, they found me and I got the blame from my mom
I just came back from my great nans funeral (My real dads nan), it was tough, but it was also his birthday, I had to come to a meal with them.
For the whole meal he was silent, I tried making conversation and bring a bit of light to the situation, still sat there like a cunt
No fucking mention of how I felt about my grandmother.
Anyway we get home and I hear him bitching to my mom about how I wanted the attention on me during that meal
I came down to apologise and said I didn't mean to
He charged at me threw me down and I scraped my side up our fireplace...
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just call the police next time he does something, like dam that's what they're for
What does being a feminine looking man get you in life?
>>23358089
Beaten up, usually.
>>23358089
a one way train ticket, a complimentary shower and an assortment of baked goods.
maybe gay sex and probably less respect than your masculine counterparts
Left or Right?
What's the point of these threads exactly?
It's either one of the girls posting for approval or a cuck.
Fuck off.
The one on the right looks like she has a nice big brown ass
Left
so i met a cute girl on tinder and we've been texting for a few days and i've been thinking about asking her to hang out with me. i suffer from minor social anxiety (it has been improving) but i still worry about small stuff like "how do i make small talk?" and "how often do i make eye contact??" I really like this girl and i want to meet her in person but not if i'm going to make myself look autistic and sit there in silence while we eat food or something. please help /r9k/
Normie pls go
>>23357881
if i was a normie i wouldn't have problems like this
>>23357856
Make eye contact as much as possible unless you have shit skin tier brown eyes. Just ask her lots of questions like about her family and stuff or like if her mom has ever cheated or if her mom pussy stayed tight after she had her.
Whites literally cannot be robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6xkqAK6zY
Is he expected to die soon and she's hoping to collect?
Give it a few months she'll leave him.
>>23357830
how much did he pay that hooker?
>>23357984
They've been together for 6 years, he's been like this for 4, it's actually a good story.
black anon here
How can you hate women and at the same time lose a decent amount of your time on this planet, crying that you don't have gf or a good relationship with a female?
Let me tell you something. Be truthful. You are lonely and bitter. This is the truth.
Look at this truth first. Be okay with it. You are not a victim.
You are beautiful anon. Let all that shit go. Try to be confortable in your own skin first.
Once you do that, the rest will be easier.
PEACE
pic unrelated
>>23357611
Dumb nigger
>>23357746
i love you, anon
be good
>>23357795
Naggin nagger, you cant ride your optimistic positive attitude for too long at a time. Youll fluctuate back and forth. Just dont be so arrogant when you ride the highs, seems cuntish tot those riding the lows, all knowing black man.
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calm down dude
Stupid frog poster
>>23357604
>tfw missed out teenage love and teenage sex
>>23357551
pull the trigger already and stop making this thread
>>23357561
>>23357561
Also fuck you nigger i can make any thread i want
Shorter people are much superior
Most rich and influential people on earth are short : Putin Bill Gates, Napoleon , Pablo Picasso, Mark Zuckerberg...etc.
Short people benefits are : Age slowly, look younger, long vitality
- Better joints , no problems in older age
- Higher strength , stronger arms
- Easly get in shape
- Better Cardiovascular System due to shorter path of blood that has to flow
- Usually bigger dicks.
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Whatever little boy.
>>23357449
Calm down midget
>>23357449
Ask any woman if she wants a man who is over 6' or under
100% they'll say over 6'