You guys ever do cocaine? I'm on some now and it really helps mitigate the pain
Fucking nagroes
>>23373296
Yeah, cokes the greatest.
>>23373296
Im drunk and this picture is seriously fucking me up
>Be me
>Born with a burnout dad and with him not present in my life.
>Raised by mom only
>Turn into a giant pussy because of no father figure and let people walk all over me, etc..
>workout and maintain fitness
>chicks show interest but im too much of a pussy to do anything.
>friends saying that their chick friends want to go out with me but I always fuck it...
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>>23373284
You have the perfect neet life
>/fit/
>Attractive
>not a neckbeard
>loner
Why are you complaining
>>23373458
Sure it might be perfect to your standards but im too much of a fucking pussy.
>>23373284
op needs a friend
So I woke up still drunk but feeling seedy and decided to keep drinking.
Now I feel better but I'm almost out of booze. Do I go buy another bottle?
Dubs decide.
Also, alcoholics thread.
>>23373081
>Do I go buy another bottle?
No. Unless you've got a death wish, I'd suggest hitting up AA. Alcohol isn't a cure for depression or anxiety. I know this from experience.
>>23373111
Solid post.
But I said dubs decide, not trips.
>>23373172
Fine. I'll fucking post until I get dubs. Alcohol nearly ruined my life. Get help, don't get another bottle.
>gf has 10/10 ass
>still won't do anal after being together for two years
Just do her in the vag from behind
less messy anyways and you still get the view
>>23372799
Fuck her ass with your tongue and push her into it like a man.
Why the fuck would anyone want to stick their dick in an ass when there's a perfectly good vagina only a few centimetres away
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
N3RD ALERT
Because the story is piss easy to understand.
>>23372790
they have bad taste
At this point I am used to rejection, I have been rejected a little over a hundred times, by cute girls, ugly girls, fat girls, girls from all kinds of ethnicity, older women, mentally ill girls, I've tried dating sites, dating apps, just going out to random public places and bars, I've tried my work area, my university, they always say shit like "I'm really not interested in dating" "you're just like a brother to me" or "It would spoil our friendship" I've even tried changing my personality and fitting in, but non of it...
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I can't believe that people still believe the "There's always someone for everyone!" fairy tale bullshit in 20 fucking 15
>>23372764
post face anon
get rich and fit
get a nice car and take care of your appearance.
then ruin all those whores' lives.
Anybody here /disliked by everyone/?
>no friends my whole life
>try to make friends
>REJECTED
>parents try to set me up with friends and women
>SPAGHETTI, then REJECTED
>parents stop trying
>last week was my birthday
>they don't remember
>ask them out to dinner 3 days in advance...
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Haha yeah. Those scallywags, always ostracizing us, it's beautiful for some reason.
I'm so very alone.
I'm only close to a few people
>finally work up the courage to do something for myself
>asked semi-qt Asian grill in my java class to be partners for midterm project while dropping my spaghetti everywhere
>she says no, tacks some excuse on to the end
>tfw running out of excuses to live
>tfw the antidepressants aren't doing shit, possibly making these feels worse
Just fuck my shit up fam, I hate everything. Worse yet, I sat next to this...
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Pls respond
Nah
We both got dubs, does that make us feel brothers??
G U I L T Y
For real? Source?
> 180-day suspended sentence, and is fined $541.00
DISAPPOINTING
>>23371830
yeah, its a suspended sentence and $500, but this slap on the limp wrist will just encourage him to spurg harder till he ends up some nuggos prison boyfriend free girl.
> be 14
> be mean to girls in general or not talking to them.
> claiming things like "I will never cook, my mum or my gf will cook"
> never said sorry, never had real female friends
> be friends with other socially retarded people, playing board games and vidya.
> 22 in 4 months, KV, sitting alone in class and only thing I got going for me is vidya night over teamspeak with the last...
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>>23371662
cooking is not hard, just google detailed instructions
i fuck up mostly by doing something else at the same time and burning shit by not paying attention
>>23372627
thanks for replying, man
>>23372671
i like the image for some reason
Where were you exactly 10 years ago to this day?
Playing on my favorite zombie escape counter strike source server listening to Eiffel 65's I'm Blue and watching reruns of courage the cowardly dog
finishing highschool, drunk probably
Better question: where were you 20 years ago today? I was listening to Ween with my qt high school gf that looked exactly like jane from daria on her discman.
Are women funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
>>23371440
I think that's pretty funny
No, why even ask the question.
Women don't have a sense of humor. They have some secondary sort of trait where they can sometimes be good at recognizing when someone is being humorous and then they feign being humored. But no, they can't be funny; it's just not in them.
Perhaps some really ugly, fat, jewish girls can tell a joke or two because they've had to develop a mock sense of humor to gain some level of social acceptance, but the vast majority of women just get by on their looks and let men do the entertaining.
Red flags for guys
>He watches old Hitchslap vids
>he's even heard of the name Christopher Hitchens
Everything momcest.
>>23371410
>tfw mom is perfect little spoon size to cuddle with but she isn't touchy-feely enough to try to do just that.
>>23371410
>>>/b/
Get out.
>>23371410
>tfw my mother is very attractive for her age but I don't want to fuck her.
I'm not even gay. I don't get it. I feel weird.
How does it make you feel?
>pointing out insertable length is coping
>implying that's not a dildo intended for gay men
you can tell because it looks like a dick
>>23371201
>6.25 inch insertable length
>look at reviews
>its all fags whores and cucks
I heard about the recent shootings you guys have been doing.
I just want to let you guys know guns are bad okay? My cousin shot himself with a gun, I'm still upset about it. He gave me the gun after his arm healed.
I actually keep it in this chest over here.
I seem to have misplaced my key. Can /r9k/ help me find it?
>>23371342
Get outta here