tfw you buy a new brand of concentrated fruit juice and you dont know how much water to add
It's usually between 3-5 water cups for each cup of the concentrated juice
Sip a bit and do it in a cute way desu~
fucking gross concentrated?
i paid $10 for a half gallon of cold pressed orange juice yesterday. because i'm worth the expense lol
way to be fat and unhealthy imo
http://www.xrite.com/online-color-test-challenge
Do you have a color vision deficiency?
Do you think you have the perfect vision?
let's test the robot's eyes
nice monitor color fidelity test
>>24053093
>FACT: 1 out of 255 women and 1 out of 12 men have some form of color vision deficiency.
What the fuck how can there be such a big difference jesus
>>24053093
>1 out of 255 women and 1 out of 12 men have some form of color vision deficiency
>1 out of 255 women and 1 out of 12 men
Can you guess what my country is?
Pic related
>>24053050
Syrup ?
>>24053050
how the fuck are you able to get an internet connection?
why the fuck haven't you been enlisted in the Syrian army yet?
what the fuck are you going to do once Syria is the center of World War 3?
>>24053086
No, Syria only started getting fucked recently
Mine has been fucked for as long as my father can remember
How do you feel about Pepe?
post pepe on ground with bottle everywhere
>>24053029
I'd let him fuck me in the ass
I'm not gay tho
>>24053029
I love him basically
So fucking pissed off right now /r9k/
>not eaten anything for three days as have had no food available
> mom comes to my room and asks if I need anything from the shop
> ask her for some rake
> hitch smugly asks how I'm going to pay for it, knowing I haven't got a job or anything
> full blown autistic and just mumble sorry I will pay you when I can
> she just says whatever...
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Why the fuck are American parents so fucking ruthless? What the fuck man?
>>24052999
>not graciously accepting the food that your mother has bought for you, after not eating for 3 days
Stop being a faggot and provide for yourself, whether that's neetbux or actually finding a job.
>>24052999
So what was stopping you from getting a job?
Just texted my ex-girlfriend asking her to take me back
:(
Moment of weakness OP. You're a fucking beta
Why did you break up ? Be honest
And?
What was the response?
I bet over 50% of you had thoughts of shooting up your school didn't you? I did and i'm glad i didn't do it.
>>24052823
Nice Terry face book interrogator.
>>24052823
I thought of being the hero who takes down the gunman
>>24053925
>tfw think of nice puns to scream at the gunman
>tfw everyone gives me an applause
Hi robots, today I would like you to contribute to my autism.
I'm playing Sims 4 right now because I like to pretend that I have an alternate life inside a video game. It's a form of escapism for me. I've grown bored of my save and decided to make a new one. Since I lack creativity, I would like some of you guys to supply me with ideas for characters.
I doubt this thread will work but if you have any ideas let me hear them. It doesn't have to be a full character, just give me anything to work with and build on. You can give me only one thing...
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>Name: BreadHat
>Personality trait: aggressive
>Skin/Hair color: white, brown hair
>Outfit: anything breadish
>Job: baker
>Age:12
>Wealth:very rich
Name: Absolute Madman
Personality trait: Mischievous, noncommittal, slob, glutton
Skin: green
Outfit: graphic tee and pj pants
Job: none
Age: young adult
Hair: black
Wealth: minimal, none
>>24052862
>>24052865
Ok, working on these now, give me a few minutes. Thanks for your ideas.
What a nice morning it is. Oh, didn't see you there, wagekek. I'm just sitting here on my balcony enjoying the sun coming up. It's a very lovely view. Too bad you don't have the time to enjoy it to it's fullest. For you, it's another day, another dollar.
>>24052757
Jokes on you: it's raining here.
11:32pm here cuz
>>24052757
Sun rise is boring and not beautiful to watch at all. It's my day off today, and think I might go biking tonight in the city with my road bike when all the NEETs are inside and no one is outside. Going to enjoy the city all to myself and then go by the lake maybe. Oh and today I'm going to have delicious Chinese food with chow mein, orange chicken and chinese waffle chips. Just waiting for it to open at 11 but I'm in no rush.
Sup fags
I'm having sex tonight with a 4/5 girl
Bye
>>24052670
>he rates girls on a scale of 5
lmao @ your life
>>24052679
This.
SO much this
O yea
>>24052670
Where's the other 1/5 you fucking degenerate?
Ask a guy who is about to lose his virginity anything
Did you pay a hooker to sit next to you while you shitpost in /r9k/?
>>24052641
r u top or bottom
Why would you post this pepe? Now it's not rare anymore
why do you think you're a good person?
>>24052600
because I don't hog all the dubs, you whore
>>24052600
Because i've allowed evil people to walk over me for all my life
>>24052600
There are no good people, just the naive and those who are so manipulative they convince you they're nice.
> need to go food shopping
> the shop is a 20 minute walk
> it's raining
Then use an umbrella you fucking mongoloid
>>24052627
I don't own one
what, are you made out of sugar?
>inherit 1,5 Mio german currency
>live in a 2 room flat (rent around 300 bucks)
>battlestation is highest end of beginning 2015
>routine Hearthstone > League of Legends > Open cases in CSGO > Camwhore sites
>gain 20 lbs per week
Im lost in a cycle i cant escape from.
buy me games or gtfo
My, you sure have it tough.
be sure to buy a shotgun and two shells too, unless you're planning to snap out of your current existence
I would really want to go to the cinema sometimes but I really don't have anyone else but my mom. If you have any experience, please write it down.
>>24052557
It's not "weird", just kind of sad.
Why do you want to go to the cinema in the first place? Also, why would you need someone to go with so bad that you'd go with your mother instead of just flying solo?
>>24052602
Everyone is always like "Dude we went to the movies the other night".
And I've never even been.
>>24052655
Then go by yourself, friend.
It's not an activity that is made better by going with other people. Enjoy the movie, and when people ask just say "yeah I went to the cinema the other weekend, X movie was great". No reason to mention you were alone, and if they directly ask, just lie.
But really, I'd just wait and torrent the movies. Cinemas are overrated and overpriced.