>mom knocks on the door
>close 4chan and open a new tab on youtube
>mom comes inside, youtube main page is full with gay shit for some reason
>mom starts laughing at me
>>24056921
gee OP I wonder if it's because you're a huge faggot
Why don't you lock your door?
>>24057057
My mom doesnt allow me.
... edition
Just got a job after being NEET for 6 years
>>24056808
god damnit, I wish they would stop fucking auto saging... it fucks with my time table.
>>24056831
Nice man. What job? And how old are you?
ITT: Dumb shit that only women do
>takes selfie
>caption is "waah i'm ugly today"
doesnt r9k have threads about being ugly or not where dozens of vapid men post themselves looking entirely average and fine and crying that same wahhh im ugly?
>>24056825
You don't understand. An average man is like a real ugly girl. An average girl is like an attractive male. You simply can't compare the two things.
>>24056781
can confirm
I spent an hour last night taking selfies to confirm I'm ugly. Don't post them anywhere, just let them rot on my phone.
I have issues.
Feeling like an attention whore this evening, post your own, rate others.
>>24056705
Here's the template for it lads
weebcore I don't give a fuck
>>24056705
sup Chad
Do any fembots here want a bf? I'll date literally any female who replies to this post. LITERALLY
I'll date literally any female that is attractive, not dumb and replies to this post.
300 lb 36 year old single mom-bot here
>>24056730
I'll date you
Hi rich neet here,
This is a thread to show that "fembots" are in reality dirty sluts that would do anything for money.
Evert fembot that posts a pic containing a timestamp gets:
$10 for pic which show naked tits
$20 for which show naked ass
$50 for which show roast beef
First person who posts paypal gets $20 to show I am serious.
Ashukla93@gmail
Working under the rain sounds awesome as fuck.
You have to post in order
tits, ass, roast beef
How can chestlets even hope to compete?
Post more of the godess please anon
>>24056647
By not having cow udders
We've been over this before
>>24056683
Titlet detected
So do girls claim to be asexual for attention? Is asexuality even a thing? I read about girls who claim to be it but then also say that guys are hot or show an interest in the opposite sex. Its mostly girls I see throwing that word around, rarely see guys use it aside from those self castrated sjw male feminists. Can I get a robots perspective on this topic? Preferably with screen caps of people being hypocrites on the matter.
I really want a robot to end up with a pure, virgin grill and then find out she's asexual.
There's only straight and attention seeker/gay
>>24056836
Can you even become a boyfriend to a girl who is asexual isn't the whole point of being asexual to not have any romantic feelings for people? Wouldn't the highest you get with them would be a best friend
http://kotaku.com/the-gamer-who-didnt-leave-his-house-for-over-a-year-1740961946?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
>guy claims to have intense social phobias and can't leave his home
>still has a gf and actually lives with her
>he's on disability, tax money is literally paying him to live the NEET dream with a gf
Does anyone else ever feel like they're the only ones actually experiencing this shit...
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>kotaku
Nigger are you for real right now.
>only a year
I wanna kill myself
>>24056720
>spot the goater
What causes Nu-males? Low testosterone, Disney movie, single mothers, diet, feminism? What can we do to help or change the problem that is affecting millions of men?
>estrogens in plastic
>feminism
>single mothers
>growing up in heavily liberal biased schools
>fast food diet
:wears skinny jeans even if they are fat
:talks negatively about capitalism
:drinks thimbles of artisinal coffee in neighborhoods that cats wouldn't be caught dead pissing in
>>24056620
Low testosterone / beard and premature balding is contradicting.
ITT: pics that make you go hmmmmmmmmm
>>24056618
>make you go hmmmmmmmmm
No it doesn't.
>>24056648
how is such a young kid so muscular?
>>24056679
He's just manlet.
Friendly reminder that someday we all will die and this will finally come to an end.
The smallest conceivable period of time. That how long I wish to wait till you die OP.
damn why are you rowboats so depressed?
I mean, yeah i'm an anti social NEET loser who's had a shit life and hates normies as much as you guys but i'm never thinking about suicide or wanting to not wake up the next day
>>24056595
Thanks man, I really appreciate it desu senpai
Hello robots. I am a man with no pizza. This must change.
I have made a fake profile on tinder as a woman with the objective. Of cashing in on these nerds who buy pizzas for random chicks. Does anyone have any experience in this area or had tried something similar?
Sorry for typos senpaitachi
>>24056494
my sister does this
holy fuck does it work, man
dont go for pizza though, go for hard cash
that's what she does, she tricks them into handing her some bucks with some cute emojis and pictures then drops contact with the
honestly she makes more money off this then she would with a real job
>>24056669
That's what I'm talkin about farn, how does she do it? You got any tips?
>Watching gf's mom throw a passive aggressive temper tantrum against her own daughter over chicken and then crying in her room afterwards
If I ever have a kid I hope to any God that's out there that it's a boy. I want a child for 15 years, not 50.
I actually did the same thing last night and I'm a guy.
>>24056430
Why have a GF then
>>24056472
How old are you? What are your testosterone levels at?
>I was 13
>Had a crush on a Stacy
>Plucked up the courage to ask her out
>"That's really nice anon. But I'm actually into girls"
>Say that it's cool though I doubted it at first
>Next time I see her another girl kisses her
>I accept it
>Then a couple weeks later guy I know walks up to me and says "Hey...
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Mine clearly was a lesbian though. I would be too. Gay girls are great.
>>24056297
>>Next day I lunged at Stacy screaming and calling her a bitch
>>Punched her several times in the face
You made us proud anon
>>24056297
You know that warning about not putting your dick in crazy? You're the ugly, violent male version of that. She begged a friend to lez out because she knew you were mentally unstable. You proved her worst fears. Why the fuck would anyone get close to you when they can smell that level instability?