If you post in this thread you will get Fultoned tonight in your sleep.
But you can't fulton in a building.
>>24073706
fuck my shit up
>>24073706
>>24073706
What does fultoned mean?
Or should I wait for it to happen so it's a surprise?
>secretly know that I will never be able to find a mate and pass on my genes to my offspring
>Ask my mom if she wants to be a grandma
>"son, first and foremost I want you to be happy and do with your life whatever it is that you want. If you get a wife and you have kids, I'll be happy for you. If you decide to not have a wife and get kids, but are still happy, I'll be happy for you. All I want is for you to be happy and have the opportunities that I never did"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Aww, thanks anon. Life isn't all that bad though, even without a family.
>>24073694
>black single mother
>doing a decent job of parenting
Thank your lucky stars, dweeb.
>>24073752
We can be a family, even if it's only over the internet.
>>24073780
I really am.
>wake up
>say goodbye to relative leaving country
>prepare breakfast and then lunch for sibling
>take sibling to school
>sit on computer
>today happened to be blizzcon so watch that
>make myself breakfast too
>eat and drink tea while watching streams
>do 20 push ups, 30 sit ups, 40 squats and...
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>>24073686
>wake up
>fap
>pee
>reflect on life
>mum leaves
>tv
>do stuff around house
>tv
>nice long shower reflecting on life, really thinking to myself
>mum returns
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>>24073686
>wake up
>hungover as shit
>vomit from the balcony
>eat a candy bar
>shitpost on cuchkchan
... to be continued
>Doing no fap Nov.
>Can't sleep, get into work 3 hours late, couple of co-workers wish me happy birthday
>Had almost forgotten tomorrow is my birthday
>Almost breakdown crying on my way home realizing that I'm now a 24 year old incel manlet
>Get home, leave everything turned off and just lay in my bed for 2 hours letting the depressing thoughts wash over me in waves
>Decide to start smoking again because why the fuck not, don't smoke in apartment so go out on walks and smoke
>Go out for a cig, hear something clicking its nails on the ground behind me, half expecting it to be some rabid dog or something
>It actually is a stray dog, walking straight toward me, not giving a single fuck
>Startled, half-sure this thing has rabies and 100% sure it has mange, tell it to fuck off before hurrying back to my apartment
>As I walk back up the stairs to my flat, notice it won't follow, just sort of looks at me before sniffing at other people's doors and walking around some more, thing is half bones
>Get back to apartment and smoke on porch, can't stop thinking of dog
>Someone must have abandoned it, its comfortable around people
>Thinking about how alone, hungry and scared it is, can't stop thinking about it
>Fucker was straight skelly, and clearly weary of me as it didn't ever get too close and knew to back off
>It clearly just wanted a meal
>Try to think about what I might be able to feed it, have rotten chicken in trash I could dig out but it would certainly choke on the bones
>Start going through fridge, cabinets, finally find some fresh soup cans
>Cautiously go down stairs to see dog still at it, it comes straight toward me, afraid of getting bit so I tell it to fuck off.
>Carefully set down the soup can before calling it back, comes straight toward me again before I go back upstairs, then towards soup can
>Takes one taste of it before staring straight at me, into my fucking soul, huge ayy lmao eyes freak me out, go back to apartment and lock door.
Who /bully/ and /bullied/ here?
you be /underage/ so get >>>>>/out/
>>24073717
>19 y o
>underage
>?
2bh mayn
>>24073717
>implying adults cannot bully one another
you are still a child, even if your body has made eighteen trips around our sun
i need a bf. he's gotta be under 5'2, cute and boyish looking, not obese, and willing to play animal crossing with me. if he lives in the southeastern USA that's even better.
>>24073631
operation get me a bf 2k15
>When I fit all that but am 6' non-manlet
Good luck on that shit
>>24073631
oh fug I hope isabella is picking all the weeds
What, shitposting /r9k/ alone on a friday night?
Pathetic.
here's your reply fagglet
nice projecting btw what are you doing here then
don't worry we're all gonna make itexcept you
>>24073557
Pathetic beta shitposter reporting in.
>>24073650
2bh FiM
>on tinder
>like 75 percent of the girls are overweight and fat
>never even got one match, even from a robot
dang, I know my face is ugly but dang it sucks to be a male when even fat girls your age reject you. Why the fuck don't women want men as much as we want them? Why the fuck did God make women have such a narrow taste in men. We are suppose to be made in his glorious image and women not, then why the fuck am I so ugly. Holy shit, it wasn't enough I had to grow up...
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>>24073186
Because not all genes should be passed on. You're the end of your shitty genetic line and it's for the better. No go pay a whore to fuck you and stop shitposting
>>24073262
stfu about the genes. You don't know how fucking genes work dumbass. That's an already proven false theory dumb fuck. There will always be ugly people and bad genes. Because the flesh is faulty.
educate yourself you dumb atheist edgelord instead of being told what to think and accepting it as fact from idiots
http://www.newsweek.com/why-doesnt-evolution-get-rid-ugly-people-221992
>>24073317
>ImPlYiNg
>still ugly
>still not getting laid
>still has bad genes
>still wont procreate because science
>still mad
>"thats all you make anon? haha why don't you just work harder so you get a raise?"
*sniff sniff* Jewish nose detected.
Marry, fuck, kill.
>>24073094
>oh you're making more money now? better increase your rent then!
why are parents such jews?
anyone /drug/problem here?
> be a junkie
> 3 days without a dose because ran out of welfare check
> getting dope sick
> literally throw up in bed all day
> can't work because addicted and drug tests
> fuck it, call up dealer
> says he'll spot me since he trusts me
> buy $100 worth
>...
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don't worry if he beats you up the heroin will help ease the pain
>>24073029
Man you're hurt deep inside. I know you are. Brother you need to overcome this world and the drug addiction. I know you are trying to fill the pain in your heart and numb it. We robots know that better than anyone. But the drugs will never help, they will only hurt you more and more.
Have you considered accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
fembot here. taking bf applications.
requirements:
>not a virgin
>taller than 5'10"
>longer then 6"
post your stats robots. normies and chads welcome ITT.
r8 this misogyny
> be 6'1"
> be slightly longer than 6 inches
> had sex a few times a few years ago
Right here, OP.
>>24073123
application denied you are pretty much a virgin. I need proven sexual experience as I am a virgin and I want my first time to be amazing
Fellow robots, how do I actually cum with a girl? It takes me forever if it happens at all. I envy premature ejaculaters.
Anyone? Please help this is serious!
R..robots?
>>24072984
Stop jerking off so damn much. If you death grip, stop that too.
just a friendly reminder
Stay toasty
except some of us fembots are actually too ugly and socially inept to have orbiters or settle for rich robots. I admit that being a girl is easy mode even if the girl is the slightest bit attractive, but that doesn't mean that not all of us can leech of orbiters, or want to.
>>24072931
>b-but they're taking away muh attention
keep treating happiness like it's a limited resource to be competed for, sperg.
Therapy thread
Hi /r9k/, (relative) normie here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free to share it here and I will attempt to help you out. Anything goes and there are no stupid questions - say whatever you want and you'll get an answer.
I'm a little bit less of a normie than OP, and I've taken a year of psychology so I'm VERY qualified to tell you what's up with your own life, your own circumstances, and how you're objectively living life incorrectly.
Anything goes and there are no stupid questions- say whatever you want and you'll get an answer.
Haven't had a date since 2010. Big time corp wagekek. Every friday I either play Magic Online, or I just shitpost on 4chan. Should I an hero or try and meet grills?
just fucking kill yourse;lf famio
>tfw gangstalkers
One of them just set up a bunch of cameras in my house. I have to leave home in order to post now
pls explain
this was not original
>>24072818
Why did you let someone set up cameras in your house?
>>24072818
Kill them or their children if they have any.
So, my ex thinks I'm a psycho and pretty much is done with me. She's blocked me on every social networking site in existence, changed her number, moved houses, and even threatened to call the cops on me.
How can I get her to talk to me again?
Pic related: it's her
Not sure what to tell you, tbqh.
Maybe you should say what you did
Or go to /adv/
>>24072791
Damn son, she's a cute.
Sounds like you really fucked up though. Why does she think you're crazy?