Song lyrics that Robot is fond of and/or that he can relate to.
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"One fine day I'll find a way
To move from this old shack;
I'll hold my head up like a king,
And I never, never will look back."
>>24092202
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIES
>FUCK ME I'M ALL OUT OF ENEMIIEEEEEEEEEEES
>SPIT
>IT
>OUT
Middle school was the best, everyone listened to slipknot
IT AINT ME I AINT NO FORTUNATE SON
>"I wonder if I'll ever see you again"
>Again - Lenny Kravitz
Really gets me thinking about all those people who I lost contact with ages ago and will no doubt never see again. I seriously doubt they even remember me. Either way, I hope they're all doing OK.
>2015
>still thinking negroes can't be robots
http://youtu.be/sp71WE7f6ow
The kid in green is a prime example of Robot autismo
Holy fuckin' keklepop
>>24092191
was that kid on fucking acid?
>>24092403
lmao stupid druggie
Is it true that you can surgically remove the "brown" from your eyes and make them blue/green?
Would it be cool if I got that with just one so I looked like a cat?
>>24092145
No. The closest you can get is having your eyes tattooed. There is no surgeon thats going to do an iris transplant for cosmetic reasons.
doesn't work that way, sorry about your luck
>tfw green eyes and heterochromia
>>24092145
Yes, it's true. They just came out with a new $5,000 procedure for it.
>get high
>realize how boring sitting at a computer all day is
>couldn't care less about doing schoolwork/studying
is this what being a normie feels like?
No, you're just self-conscious OP. Many people can get high without sperging out about being on a computer.
Normies usually just get high and then enjoy what they are doing.
>>24092078
I guess there's no cure then. A high sperg is still a sperg who just can't into fun.
>>24092041
Nah weed makes you complacent. Gotta quit doing it, anon. It takes away your dreams, takes away your knowledge. It's a stupid drug for stupid people.
What kind of mousepads do you like?
Boobs
>>24091989
Butt
mousepad blox
>>24091989
>>24092014
OR feet
>>24092014
this looks like fun
>is not a SJW
>is not politically correct
>is not a feminist
>is not far left politically, socially, etc
>takes care of her appearances (even if she's not attractive)
>is motherly
>wants children in the future
>is against all forms of degeneracy
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To me they're just holes really.
how about
>does not exist?
>>24091933
I think everyone has their own specific needs and desires, perfection is the proper place for a proper person, not the perfection of the person itself.
Hello fellow robots, I would like to share a story. I am sure similar stories has been posted several times on this board, but that sadly won't make mine less true.
> be me a few years ago, 16
> super depressed
> I play vidya all day and am failing school
> then one day I meet a cool guy while playing, at least I thought it was a guy, didn't hear their voice or anything, but why the hell would a girl be playing Dark Souls PvPComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24091836
Go on, go on.
cont?
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>>24091836
2/2
> it's her mom
> Hi anon, anonette got in a bad car accident today, she is in the hospital in very bad condition, since she always talks about how a great guy you are, I thought you should know.
> i felt like my heart collapsed to a singularity sucking all my life up
> i am sitting here shaking right now, not knowing what to do
> if something happens...
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Have you ever dressed up like a girl just to see if you can be cute/passable?
>>24091831
Yes.
Tights are pretty comfy desu, the landed gentry should wear them again.
Yes. Would have been cute if only a few years younger.
I want to but I don't know where to start or if It'd even be worth doing.
Everything is terrible, everything has gone to shit because I tried to leave the house and make some friends but all that happened is I got used and now I'm getting in more and more trouble. I just wanted to have somebody to talk to that didn't involve the internet, but the internet was the only place I could go where it didn't matter what I said or what I've done. I want my old life back, where I could spend hours playing JRPGs and not having to hear another humans voice other than my mothers for months on end.
Don't ever give up on being a...
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>>24091749
So your going to give up because things didn't go your way.
>>24091802
My life has never ever gone my way, I tried to make a change but all the happened is I got covered in shit. What am I supposed to do? I'm never happy anymore, but at least when I was by myself I had some control over my situation. Now everything is fucked, all I am to them is just somebody to laugh at and make normals feel better about themselves.
My lesson is a lesson to other robots: don't ever try to become 'normal'.
Tell us what happened, OP
This is the new world.
>>24091620
fucking nightmare mode
>>24091620
for fucks sake
Post yfw the jews have clearly won
Do you have a gf yet?
If not, why not?
You know she'd probably look like this right?
>>24091450
I never really cared about gf until short hair qts
>>24091450
>man hands
>>24092068
>shit eyes
>>24091450
You talk like my mom
>why dont you have a girlfriend? Do you like girls?
>Hey anon where are you looking?
>I'm over here anon
>What are you looking at?
>Why are you looking over there?
Make it stop. Someone please make it stop.
>wahh I can't look at people in the eyes
You don't have a lazy eye. You lack social skills.
You retards need to stop self-diagnozing yourselves.
>>24091445
Get a dank ass eye patch. It's the best solution. Now you'll pull all the booty from bitches with a thing for pirates
>>24091478
You know what lazy eye is, right?
>>24091527
This to be honest fa/m
Who here GED I'm probably going to fail highschool and so in just going to do the GED I was wondering how hard it is
I'm a senior btw
>>24091219
failing out of high school is the most degenerate thing you could possibly do
It's designed to be harder than high school you worthless retard
Anyone here a nihilist or an absurdist? It actually feels way better knowing that it all doesn't matter.
>>24091154
What is the nihilistic view on culture, tradition, and morality?
If you call yourself one, you're not.
I'm probably somewhere in between.
where do I get a nice smart introvert bf that loves sweaters, staying inside, and being comfy? pic related. fembot btw
>>24091119
That is what is known as an indoor chad.
>>24091119
Post asshole and bottom of feet. In that order
>>24091119
That's me.
But you wouldnt be interested