Help me im autistic dummy
Fuck off with your underage onetis I don't give a fuck and if you aren't letting dubs decide fuck off
>>29645389
>>>/adv/
you need help or advice? go there
>>29645389
Dubs and you call her a nigger
Are there any other 23 year old virgin perma-NEET recluses here?
>>29645386
i'm 24 does that count
>>29645386
Hello, brother in arms
>>29645404
Yea I meant 23 or older
Neone finger skate on here? Whats the best trick you have ever done. Triple flip for me.
>>29645380
>being a finger boarder
HOLY SHIT JUST SKATE ON A NORMAL SIZED FUCKING SKATEBOARD. I SKATE AND IM SO PISSED OFF BY FINGERBOARDING FAGS WHO THINK THEYRE COOL BECAUSE THY CAN FLICK A TINY PLASTIC TOY SKATEBOARD AROUND WITH THEIR FUCKING FINGERS. START ACTUALLY SKATING NORMAL DECKS AND THEN WELL TALK.
>>29645443
So not only are you underage but you won't use your ankles when your 35
I skated when I was a teenager so don't tell me it's "hard" because fingerboards are way harder just less risk of injury
>>29645380
>triple flip
it's called a fucking treflip.
not surprised a finger boarder doesn't even know proper skate trick names
It is my dream to be pull off the heist of the century. Does any one here have experience robbing a bank or a unique skill? I'm building the ultimate team of NEETs to obtain enough NEETbux to last a lifetime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5MesNOebzo
real life big heists?
>Does any one here have experience robbing a bank
>>2964534
Here is how to rob a bank.
Work at a bank for ten years make branch manager. Open the bank in the middle of the night and take all the money.
>Run very powerful magnet over your hard drive
>There is a more than 0% chance that the 1's and 0's will arrange themselves to give you a free next-gen vidya that no one has ever played before
Who here /freesoftwarefrommagnets/?
Elaborate for retards like me
>>29645321
>>29645954
It's library of babel for your computer
You could even end up with some super high tech OS that can do crazy shit
But it's astronomically unlikely
>>29645954
OP is sarcastic, but if you randomly arrange binary (Like with a magnet, as of stated) there is technically a chance that you will get actual programs.
The chance is radically low though, that's why OP is sarcastic.
Well? Why is it so hard, /r9k/?
Really?
#nofunallowed
I'm going to bed.
>>29645317
>turn that "man" into a "woman"
>watch every normie flip shit up
>>29645486
women are fickle, what else is new
How do I get laid at my college orientation?
I want to finally get out of my shell and try the ''just b yourself'' advice and put myself out there.This is the first opportunity I have to do it and there'll be plenty of girls there. Any advice?
>>29645264
>How do I get laid at my college orientation?
you won't
>>29645264
by showing them you're good at getting doubles on 4chan
Being socialable isn't a zero sum game. Just get out and start talking to people. If you go in with the sole intention of getting laid you probably won't meet anyone worthwhile.
The most practical advice I can give either way is to be less inhibited; you have nothing to lose by just up and talking to new people.
>2010 + 6
>Still no tumblr gf
why live?
>>29645248
>wanting a feminist, man hating overweight slob with neon hair to yell at you for 16 hours a day
no thanks anon, I'll just stick to korean hunnies. They might not care for me as a person and are only around me because I'm good at video games, but at least they're hot and don't look like this.
Because I'm a fucking cis white male scum shitlord.
>>29645293
have you ever met a tumblr girl irl?
In my experience they are total qts.
>suddenly start bleeding out of my nose
>it is the second time today
>it happened almost everyday for the last 2 weeks
Am I dying?
do you pick your nose?
are you constantly congested?
is the weather changing often?
If no, yes, you are probably dying.
Did you just see a super cute anime girl or something?
Or are you just fat and getting no exercise?
It kept happening to me when I was like that.
>>29645254
you forgot is the air dry, are your nostrils dry
What food do you eat when you just want to feel happy and good?
alcoholic food
Dots candy.
Funyuns.
Coney dogs
Sweet and sour pork
Nothing makes me feel happygood.
However, I do have a thing for chili.
Who is the biggest loser here? What are your credentials? I may not be but here you go:
>25 years old
>never had jobs that made more than minimum wage
>dropped out of community college constantly
>cant pass Calculus/pre-calculus
>struggle with studying other stuff, can't really study unless its memorizing spelling words or something stupid
>don't have credit, don't know...
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>>29645180
congrats, you're the biggest loser.
You're best at something, finally!
>28 years old
>held 1 job for 2 months , never worked again
>khv
>NEET
>i wish to die
>>29645180
Stop playing games you escapist bum
>>29645512
Damm
If you're a girl it doesn't matter how fat and ugly you are. If you put yourself on any dating website or give your number out on Twitter you will have 30 guys in your area begging to hang out with you. Female loneliness is a lie. If you're a female and you're "lonely" it's because you have high standards (you want Zyzz) or it's because you're stupid.
>>29645138
Pic very related. And amen to that, OP
>>29645138
Some moar for you. 20/80 is not just a meme, it is a fact.
>>29645138
This is your last (You) for now, OP. Women can't be trusted wry
>mfw all my dreams come true
>>29645102
You will never become a Pokemon.
You will never fuck a Pokemon.
>>29645366
To be determined, anon.
>tfw not skype friend
Hello ladies.
I want to make this thread about adding each other to skype. I personally love skype so that's why I want to use it with girls
So with further due here is my skype: n01n02n03
Also I have a friend that is kind of a loser but also wants to have girls in skype.
His skype is: love_is_the_end (the one with the Ying Yang picture)
Thank you for your attention ladies.
PS: No boys allowed.
You do realize fembots dont exist right? They are just a myth that betas use to comfort themselves
I'm a girl and I'd really, really like to talk to other girls from here. Add if90r3dpwod.
NO BOYS!!!!
>>29645167
Look here little retard.
Are you a girl?
>be 18
>normal life, comfortable, happy, well adjusted, good family, mutually in love with qtkorean gf
>now 20, dropped out of college, completely lower than shit job, live at home with my parents who hate me by now, lost contact with most friends. only have like 1 more and its always tense even when texting
>gf left me and won't even respond to my messages, last exchange we had she said she likes me still but i make her too sad i weigh her down
>tfw when i'll never cum deep inside her while looking into each other eyes ever again
i think this is actually worse than having never known
sex is the greatest feeling in the world i'm telling you
start lifting for 15 mins a day whenever you have some free time, start skimming through jobs, think about how much you fucked up your life and how you could better it, if you dont have a tiny sparkle of hope in two weeks then try again