Do you ever lie on 4chan?
I don't. I'm always honest.
>lying as an adult
>lying on an imageboard filled with losers
Extremely pathetic.
I've made it a point to always tell the truth, but at the same time not reval my identity while on 4chan. If an awkward question is asked, I even derail the topic or don't reply.
>>24113257
>don't reply
as bad as lying desu
How do you come to terms with the fact that killing yourself will absolutely destroy the people you love? I have wanted to die for a long time now and I feel I'm getting closer to actually doing it. I can't justify the pain it will cause others, however.
realizing that killing yourself will harm the people you've left behind is just a stepping stone.
soon you'll realize that life goes on even after you've died, the universe will still exist and go on. you'll try to start doing good things so when you die, you won't have left behind only bad. you don't want other people to suffer from your actions.
you'll realize that if we all contribute good things while we're here, one day we'll beIMMORTAL WITH ADVANCEMENTS IN SCIENCE AND ABLE TO BRING BACK THE DEAD AND CHANGE...
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>>24113236
I'd be seriously fucking angry if some asshole scientist brought me back to life after I killed myself.
that is the only thing stopping me, I have 4 siblings and semi-normie parents.
>tfw 22 and don't know how to shower on my own
It's okay anon I can teach you how, step by step
Materials you need: bodywash or soap, a shower, towel
Step 1: Gather a set of clean clothing (Semi-soiled clothes will work in a pinch)
Step 2: Enter your bathroom, make sure a dry towel is near, strip down nude
Step 3: Step into the shower, make sure you have your soap inside with you.
Step 4: Close the shower curtain, make sure it's on the inside to avoid spilling water on the floor
Step 5: Turn the dial towards the color blue, or C, if not labeled, turn it right
Step 6: Water should now...
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>>24113270
You forgot to tell him to wash his hair. With shampoo, take a small handful and just rub it thoroughly into your scalp until it's all suds, then rinse.
>>24113451
>implying you need to wash your hair
I've never had the courage to get closer to women because I think I'm afraid of rejection. I'm not alright with putting so much effort into forming a relationship only to have it go nowhere, so I don't even try. Yet I know this is the wrong way to go about it and that I won't learn if I don't try.
Anyone else feel this way? Got any ideas on how to not be a fucking coward?
Reporting inthis is an incredibly original comment
>>24114400
Thanks for the bump senpaitachi. also nice triple dubs.
>>24112970
I do this with people in general. I'm a hermit.
If you buy Youtube Red, you are probably into kuckolding.
>>24112964
YouTube red??? Aware me please
>>24113167
10 bucks a month for what adblocker already does, basically.
>>24112964
Wait it said I just got that Cuz have a Gmail.
you must post ITT if you hate yourself
Just woke up. Wiah I could have stayed dreaming forba lot longer. I hate mornings. And days. And nights.I'm so lonely.
i want to die family
>>24112985
Wish*
For a lot longer*
>mfw getting pregnant repeatedly just to abort the baby
FUTURE NORMIES GET FUCKED
>killing normies before they even come into existence
>fucking brutal
>>24112832
Doing God's work there senpai, please continue
I killed my twin in utero
The true beta uprising starts at the womb
how can you explore a womans body without making it look like you're seeing it for the first time? I just want to get to know every part of my girlfriends everything, and she always asks "what are you doing"? like im doing something weird.
It's just like sex or kissing, if you have to ask how to do it you won't be able to
When you're going down on her or some shit, just playfully peek around. When her suspicion is aroused, play it off and fuck her really hard so she forgets. Worked for me.
Make the best of it, my girl pisses me off almost daily and I feel like I'm going to end up like my parents. She's so clumsy and really dumb sometimes. I really hate dealing with her. When I ignore her she gets needy, when I give her attention shes all wahhh. FUCK women and FUCK dating. Whores a cheaper and less draining financially, emotionally, and physically. I hate everyone around...
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>>24112808
So what did you do? Cuni?
That white dick literally BELONGS to black women
>>24112772
tfw one of the guys looks like my co-worker
>>24112817
Maybe your have a chance then
>>24112772
True pham
>at store
>cashier girl says I have a nice smile
>tell her to piss off as loud as I can
>she's visibly upset
>women in line mad
>smugly walk out with my bags
>key a random car in the parking lot
>drive home
>mfw
>>24112741
>at store
>rearrange bananas and oranges to make cock and balls
>dont buy anything and leave
wow anon you are so cool! maybe someday i can grow up and learn to be as edgy and cool as you :3c
>>24112800
Lol what a sensitive faggot
Cry some more, pussyboy
Come one and come all females.
Let's continue this discussion..
>tfw uterus hurts randomly
>tfw discharge comes out suddenly
>>24112612
Be my gf and I'll clean it up and make it feel better at the same time :3c
>>24112612
already a new thread sage
>tfw theres a random sharp stabbing pain in your crotch or boobs
>tfw youre alway hungry and as soon as you eat something spicy or savoury you want to eat pure sugar afterwards
Laotian baloon-animal enthusiast forum
>>24112561
Whats the yellow mustard looking stuff around some of those anuses? I have that and I have no clue why
>>24112639
Why it's delicious poo poo, my friend.
>>24112659
Really? But I wipe well and clean my ass and its still always there
>Zero gay men are attractive enough or well behaved enough to meet my standards
>The average straight man is attractive and much better behaved than any faggot - plenty of them meet my standards immediately
Just fuck my entire lovelife up.
just be a lady then
>>24112570
No. Even if I could do so believably, I wouldn't because transgender is immoral and insane.
>>24112534
What exactly are your standards? Is being a straight a standard for you, a homo?
fembot feels thread last one almost at bump limit
>tfw guys that like me all spend more than an hour online every day and don't have real hobbies
>tfw no bf with young leo dicaprio or young johnny depp 90s hair
>haven't been outside in about two days
>4/10 face
>haven't had a conversation with someone outside of my family for over 6 months
>NEET
wake me up
>posting on a Cambodian rice wine picture blog when I could be talking to chad
Pls be my gf
Fuck the robot
Hello /r9k/
How can I torture myself without leaving scars or risk needing medical attention?
I just want to feel a lot of temporary pain for a short period of time.
be exactly who you are
i guess you can twist your limbs, but you risk serious injury if you go too far
>>24112528
He said for a short period of time.