If I took 400mg of pure MDMA and drank a shitton of liquor right now would I die in extreme bliss or just vomit and feel like shit for a couple days?
I kinda want off this wild ride.
You would vomit and then have mush for a brain. Anytime someone tries to OD on pills they end up puking their guts out, thats how you fucking end up dying. Jumping off a bridge would be far less painful
>>24128035
It would certainly be agony.
>>24128071
But then people have to clean up my blood splatter if they found me.
Mush can't be that bad. I told my sister if I'm ever in a vegetative state to just take me off life support.
>Hey, big boy, wanna party?
>>24128029
Why would any girl that age want to fuck?
>>24128029
nah, I wanna shitpost and eat Doritos all day thanks.
>>24128060
You could pay her to feed you Doritos while you shitpost.
What's your favorite insult? Mine either asshat or fagbot.
Personally, I like jackass. It's not very severe, but it's satisfying to call someone a jackass, you know? "What a bunch of jackasses!"
>>24128012
Mine is "Jew"
>>24128012
Lately I've had a craving to call somebody a "chucklefuck", but I'm not sure it would sound as good out loud as I think it will.
>tfw no duwende stomping, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting,kabayo riding, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, aswang hunting, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
will she sit on my face?
>>24127972
>forgetting Jollibee eating
Learn2pinoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ocX3-XIDNY
>tfw no tortuga eating, tortilla making, cucaracha stomping, gallo herding, cabron wrestling, norteno singing, menudo cooking, carne roasting, conejo hunting, tequila drinking, burro riding, nature loving, snapchat posting, qtp2t mullato gf
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
>Silentoad
>Silentoad
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>24127894
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY
now watch me WHIP WHIP
now watch me may may
>>24127894
OOH WATCH ME WATCH ME OOH OOH OOHOH
DUFF DUFF DUFF {DUFF EM} DUFF DUFF
What do you NEETs plan on doing when your parents kick the bucket?
>>24127887
holy SHIT
i want to FUCK TOHSAKA
Mass homicide
>>24128825
>mass genocide
>mfw you're actually getting v&
Dubs decides what I send.
>>24127870
>PAGAN SCUM WILL BE CLEANSED ALL GLORY TO HYPSISTOS PROTECT THE SCIENTISTS
>>24127870
>i want to fuck your eyes so badly, whenever i look into them i get the urge to ram my dick into your skull, please oh please let me fuck you blind.
>>24127870
teh penguin of d00000m pasta
someone take this fucker down
>>24127863
literally whoblox
>>24127882
You know vinesauce? If you do you know Joel. This fucker hacked his account. Someone posted his supposed IP address. I'm gonna go look it up.
go away kid
Nosleep edition
20 hours lads
who /preload/ here?
>>24127866
>tfw your only console is a vita
>tfw you bought into /g/ memes
I'm too lazy to reinstall at this point too
>>24127866
like 9 hours or something here, going to try and use a nz proxy to play early
What are you saving up for, robots? Pic related for me, it's what I'm going to get my Mother for Christmas. I'm just $50 away, but I'm considering just paying that out of pocket. I'm also saving up to get my Grandma one, but that would cost $950 with the Band that I would like to get her.
>>24127835 coooooooooool.... smdh
I want to buy a laptop.
>tfw no job suitable for you
Saving up for a drawing tablet, have ~$200 and will have another $300 or so around holiday season
raped or tried to rape white women. Or asian women.
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=899_1445136855
http://www.thelocal.se/20151106/teens-sentenced-for-gang-rape-on-hipster-island
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3070210/Teenage-predator-17-sexually-assaulted-Oxford-University-student-Ione-Wells-jailed-two-years.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11567547/Oxford-university-female-student-A-letter-to-my-sexual-attacker.html
If anyone needs to be worry about being raped it's black and Native American women
They don't take no for an answer. That's the problem.
Real life is not like tinder. pof / okc.
irl women reject black men. So they get raped by them. It's horrible
>>24128062
Mixed, black and Native American women are me likely to be raped than Asian and white women
HI, I'm a 37 year old loser.
I work fast food and live with my mom.
Anyway, this 20 year old girl has been flirting with me for some damn reason. It's recently been escalating. She wants hugs all the time now and finds excuses to try to talk to me or touch me.
I've only had two girlfriends my entire life and they both dumped me, because I'm a loser.
Do you guys think it would be creepy if I dated her, since our ages are so far apart?
I really want to fuck her, but I don't want her to make a mistake with me. She could...
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>baby in picture
im 20 tell her to be my gf please
>>24127795
Ask her to go out after work with you or something.
haha look at this doggy hahah lol
Ayyyyluhhmao
why are dogs so cute
>>24127741
why are you so cute
>no loli gf to cuddle all night with
Why even live?
y wud u wan a loli gf
kids r dumb n boring
r u stupid anon?
>>24127676
you forgot catgirl
>>24126931
What about a petite 20 year old that looks like a loli?
what would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day?
>>24127644
Attention whore on 4chan.
Probably commit a series of crimes with my new found physical strength and mental prowess.
As long as I laid low until the gender switch I should be fine.
>>24127644
complain about not having a bf