>One chance at finding an asian bf
>Born black
Why god
>tfw our women are getting BLEACHED, RICED, SPICED AND CURRIED left right and center
Race mixer trash! Find yourself a black man
>>29646676
Just get fit and start wearing yoga pants around Asian dudes, you fucking nigger.
Evening, my friends. Decided to dust this place off and give everyone a nightcap or two. I am not affiliated with the original owners, just a regular. l can't promise I'll be able to respond to every question, as my evening shroud of melancholy has quietly settled over my mood.
Stick around, and you might witness some selected readings to soothe aching souls. Sit back, converse, and let the drinks flow.
I'm starting the jukebox on this little number. Feel free to change it to anything you like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMM2tgnzNhw
Driving home. When I arrive that shall be me entering the tavern.
And this is no ordinary tavern, but one with a bed that you can rest on and they serve drinks to you.
>>29646704
Stranger, it's none of my business telling you how to do your business, but I hope you're not texting while driving. I await your presence.
I had a dream last night where I had a wife. She had birthmarks and odd hair growths and was 6'6. To anyone else she was ugly, but to me she was the most beautiful woman. I ended up cuddling with her, seeing her smile, kissing her and having sex.
Why did I have to wake up
>tfw found a cutie online
>trying to get her to be my gf
>exchange pictures
>voice chat together
>watch stuff together
>all of a sudden she deletes her accounts
>privates her shit
>won't respond
It's over robots the last bit of hope of finding a gf for me. Guess i'll just kms
>>29646601
okay goodbye senpai. rip in piss
>>29646606
Was I getting catfished and she wanted some orbiter bucks? Did she do all that because she found out I wouldn't give her money?
>>29646634
you got cucked, famalamadingdong
>one chance at life
>born a nigger
why god
>one chance at nothingness and existence
>born
>>29646583
Silly fool, there is no God. Just don't procreate, and cross your fingers for a chance at being born white next time.
If I were a nigger I would just work out and fuck chicks.
What's the point anymore
there is none
goodnight anon
I'm ending it this year. I'm 20 years old and I don't care anymore.
>>29646562
what happened to to the fun days of everyone rolling dubs? now everyones so depressed :(
on another note check em
Just woke up. I'm the robot who made a thread last night about commiting suicide by starving and not drinking water. I haven't ate or drank water for 25 hours now, I feel kinda sick but I thought it would be much worse. Just felt like sharing, thanks.
Pic unrelated
At least you aren't locked in a panic room.
OP here. Actually I feel fucking terrible mentally, I want to sleep again.
>>29646574
My apartment is my panic room
mainly for the pleasure of wandering around aimlessly in a virtual world?
>>29646549
Why don't you wander around aimlessly in real life? The graphics are better and the overworld is huge but the loot kinda sucks.
Does this come on 360?
>>29646586
because real world is shit looking where i live, and dangerous. i have a car and a license, but very little money for fuel costs, plus my car has 4 litre v6. Very fuel inefficient, can't sell cuz i share it
I LOVE YOU NATALIA-CHAN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IftrOaeHUCA
No, you do not love her. You have a crush on her. Love is not something that can occur without direct interaction from both parties.
>>29646550
Damn you bastard
My love for Natalia-chan is as real as this pic of her
What do we even know about her? She's a high-level lawyer of some kind? She did what with Crimea? She's a single mom? What does she like doing? I don't really care though. She looks cute as fuck in both professional and casual clothing and she's mature and elegant and smart and I'm in love with her.
>better memes
>funnier pictures
>less reposted content
where were you when /r9k/ became officially obsolete? I am now a #twitterhitter
I was on /r9k/. I am an obsolete person.
why is it always more acceptable for girls to be shy than guys?
So like, this is mad bait, and Twitter culture is the absolutely worst example of normies (also kek >shy)... But I kind of can't argue with this.
I just finished this, the first book I've ever started and finished within a day. It really resonated with me. I've read books with similar themes, but Meursault is by far the most natural and easy character for me to self-insert into. Camus put into words what a lot of robots grasp at in threads here every day.
Normie society tries to exist in complete opposition to a universe that acts with a benign indifference toward human life. Because of this, life within it is absurd. Living in harmony with one means living in defiance of the other, and we are all forced...
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>>29646498
The Stranger is a great book. Have you read Dostoevsky's robot trilogy? Two are short stories that can be found online
Ridiculous Man and White Nights
The third is the robot bible; Notes From Underground. I recommend all three but if you must choose one read Notes From Underground.
>>29646560
Thanks senpai, I'll definitely check this one out next.
Since i've started reading again after a post-high school dark age i've read Blood Meridian, A Hero of Our Time, and this. I've enjoyed them all, though Meridian i mostly enjoyed for the story and imagery and didn't get much of a deep message out of it
>>29646627
Blood Meridian is good but you're correct in that it isn't very deep. I still really liked it.
Yo ese!
Yeah, gringo, we talkin' to you! Come here, you stupid white piece of shit! Me and my hombres wanna know - how come you haven't joined the Surenos yet? Are you a Latin King, you little pussy white boy?
You have ten seconds to explain why you'd make a good Sureno or me and my hombres are gonna take you out back.
Gangs are still a thing?
>>29646511
>it's 2016
>he isn't in a gang
fucking lmao
Ese vato /r9k/
What do you robots think of steroids?
I have been looking where to get them for almost a year now and finally found someone who can hook me up. Is this my ticket out of here?
I think a lot of people have success with them. They absolutely ruined my friend's life, and his testosterone production will never be the same. But I am sure he messed up.
>>29646458
Do you know how much he was taking?
>>29646418
theyre all over the internet
Why did you search for a year
Roidpharm
Alvgear
slitmedia
Theyre legal everywhere but us and europe, just order them from overseas
And lift 2 years before you cycle, dont be a fucking idiot
Don't lose hope yet
Who the fuck wants to live that long?
>>29646415
shit reason to live sempai
gonna need something better than that to hope for
>>29646415
Is that from Vargs channel?
what does it mean if ugly girls flirt with you a lot?
it means that you can probably 'get' with somebody somewhat more attractive than them.
if girls actively flirt with you, it means you're above them.
>>29646441
aight cool
one more question
how do you tell if somebody is flirting with you?
there are really obvious cases, and then really subtle, maybe maybe not ones. how do i know if i am eading in to much when it's subtle?
this is an original bump for an original thread
>Mix a gallon of liquer and a gallon of beer and various juice
>Drink it all
>Throw boogers on wall
>Toss a dip in and jerk off
>cum on floor, wipe hand on towel,
>Take dip out with hand that caught cum in order to drink more straight liquor
>floor covered with plates and half eaten food
>carpet is white, under my desk...
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>>29646390
>a
Be sure not to fall through the floor fatass
>>29646527
190 6'3 11% bf
Though thats slowly slipping waway