>its a "the girl i like actually wants to be with me" dream
why must i always wake up?
I wish I had more of these dreams really. I had a dream about rose once, it was great
>tfw had this dream last night except she still didnt like me
why is life so cruel
>tfw degenerate that's "addicted" to weed.
>never dream anymore but actually get sleep
>have sleeping pills
>they are to strong to make me functional but makes me dream vivid dreams
>tfw weed>the pharma jew
>tfw sleep>dreams
If I cut down to 1500 calories (5'8 195lbs) and workout will I lose weight
Is it that easy?
>>29648430
yea but dont
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/bmr_calculator.htm have this and cut that number by about 500-1000 of what it says your metabolic rate is at. you dont want to do any damage
>>29648430
Yeah. Pretty sure.
It is possible to lose weight and gain muscle mass at the same time. It happened to me but I hate a lot of protein (mostly tofu and legumes). But generally it's probably best to focus on one or the other it seems. If you want to lose weight more, just don't expect to gain muscle mass as quickly I guess.
1200 if you're a woman
1500 max if you're a man
that includes without working out
who /curious/ here?
>>29648405
the gay one's i'm assuming
>>29648405
I like trap pics, am I /curious/ yet?
>>29648427
clinically speaking maybe
Shalom Good Boys
My colleagues and I are offering low interest loans on Good Boy Points.
We have GBP loans for all kinds of purposes, and all kinds of people, even if you have a history of bad behavior. Whether it's a GBP Advance loan to get extra tendies or a GBP Loan to fix your moms favorite picture that you smashed, we can help.
Then later you pay us back the GBP you borrowed, plus a small amount of interest.
>>29648356
What if mommy decides to increase exchange rates on tendies resulting from the high GBP liquidity. If theres double the GBP in the market then tendies would also cost double due to price inflation, mommy is no fool.
>>29648418
If tendies cost $1 to make, they don't suddenly cost $2 to make because you have extra GBP. It's not a closed system
We also offer a futures market in GBP if you are interested
>>29648356
Yeah, yeah. Cut to the chase, pebe, what's your interest rate? You're not trying frjew me, are ya'?
Just a friendly reminder here that you ARE normal.
NOTHING you say will change that.
You AREN'T a robot.
Chads and Stacies DON'T exist.
>>29648246
>tfw posters on here reject these elite truth bombs
>>29648246
Shouldn't you be at an EDM show, normalfag? This place is the last thing that some of us have to help us vent our frustrations. You have to take this, too? You gonna start picking team members for the softball game and make sure we know we're last because you don't like us? You just come here to make yourself feel better in comparison?
>>29648290
>Shouldn't you be at an EDM show, normalfag?
Why would I be at an EDM show? What makes you assume I listen to that kind of music?
What do you guys think of this absolute bullshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvC3QXJb18
>>29648233
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT MUHFUGGA SKY N CLOUDS N SHEEEIT THEY BE GOING BUT YOU BE WITNESSIN U DEPRESSION THEREFORE YOU NOT DEPRESSED AND YOUR DEPRESSION IS JUST A MUHFUGGIN REMOTE MUHFUGGA CLOUUUUUUUUUUUUUDS N SHEEEEIT
>>29648278
WE WUZ REMOTES AND SHIT
>>29648233
Look here, we got fucking LA telling seattle to just ignore the clouds because they eventually go away.
We good boys, wannabe jaden smith understand us.
>tfw I just bought and am currently wearing panties that I got to sell to perverts thinking a cutegirl wore them
I will do anything for money.
>>29648181
Hope you are on estrogen anon or the perverts will be able to smell the difference.
>>29648181
>I will do anything for money.
get a job then...
Wait a fucking minute. How lucrative is this? I'm having trouble finding a legit job, this might be what I'm looking for so that I at least am making some money.
Half way through the year already edition
I hope some of you are awake by now. I might go to sleep soon.
I have a problem, I feel mean not going to see my gran in the care home, but I can't think of anything worse than going with my family and I'm to awkward to go by myself and wouldn't have anything to say to her.
matched betting is going ok but a little slow, I've only made 78 quid so far
I've been waking up to drool on my pillow recently, it's really quite annoying. I'm relatively healthy and definitely not a fat shit so I don't think that has anything to do with it but for the past two weeks or so I have either woken up in the middle of the night with a wet patch of drool under my cheek or it has dried on the side of my mouth.
Really quite annoying tbqh lads.
>be me
>8 years old
>share ps2 with my chad big bro
>Playing gta SA
>playing turns (if you die u pass the controller)
>You have to get as many stars as possible
>I play for like 20 mins (no cheats)
>die
>Pass the controller
>My chad brother turnComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>not fuking him up in his sleep
pussy
>>29648089
hit a little too close to home there, fellow.
>>29648133
can't say i never thought about revenge, i contemplated it for weeks, months even years after this happened
i just became sensitive little faggot after it, i never told anyone i just felt betrayed my own bro did me wrong so eventually i accepted there was nothing i can do, and i subconsciously forgave him over the years
weird part is he never addressed it
(i waited maybe he will say something)
never did
stopped caring but i never forget it happened
What's the most pathetic thing you've ever fapped to, bros?
>be me
>load porn
>play, minimize
>bring up pictures of oneitis
>imagine porn sounds are the sounds of oneitis getting fucked by Chad
>don't touch myself, just sit there with broken heart and massive boner
>don't cum until Chad cums
>cum all...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I jerk off to netorare a lot now. That and fantasizing about her cheating on me with other guys. I get this sharp pain in my chest when I do, and I live for that feeling the last few years. It's the only emotion I really feel anymore. As edgy as it sounds, I'd rather hurt than feel nothing.
>>29648078
just dropping by to say i wrote that bunny story
my little pony futa
>tfw too lazy to run errands
>tfw haven't changed car oil for 6 months
>having a car
I should've got my drivers license 4 years ago. Gee, maybe next year.
>>29648140
i live in a rural area in the middle of nowhere
>just be yourself
>but change your looks, personality and lifestyle ;)
>a 10/10 sexy nympho, eh? might want to lower your standards a bit
>an innocent virgin girl, eh? that's impossible, you are never going to get one
>a physically or mentally damaged girl, eh? those don't even exist, you have no hope of getting one ;)
>you need to get a job, living in your basement lurking...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>you should start nofap
>why don't you fap, are you lowtest, faggot? ;)
>>29647976
>Normalfags will soon come to this thread
Just panic my experience up
>>29647976
but getting a job will fix alot of your problems. getting a house and car makes it so normies can't look down on you even if your a sperg
Who here /can't sleep/?
I'm tired of it.
I live in a shitty "house".
It's so hot.
I hate my body.
At least you don't live in a shitty NYC apartment where you're forced to have your windows open rain or shine because it's so fucking hot and if you run the AC the god damn electric company chops off your arm.
>>29647937
>living in NYC
Problem number 1
my exact feels
>girl starts talking to you
>she's fat
shut up
THICC
>talking to class slut
>she makes tons of lewd gestures at you, talks about what kind of porn she likes, and about the kinky sex she can have with you
>seriously flirt with her outside of class
>she tells me she isn't serious about wanting to fuck me
>he doesn't like slightly fat/chubby chicks
Well, this place has turned into Reddit, with all the unremarkable people patting each other on the butt and telling themselves "Well done!" for their mundane lives. As usual, the normie cancer doesn't see how they turn everywhere into a generic bland craphole.
They don't go to /adv/.
They don't go to /soc/.
They don't go to Facebook.
They don't go to Reddit.
They come here instead to turn it into those places.
Because they can't stand anywhere that isn't Normalized.
It's time for me to be...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>implying theres anything wrong with being normal
>>29647895
Are you forgetting that you, are also a normal, average boring human being?
You aren't special.
>>29647925
You're wrong, you communist/Christian tard. There are a small number of enthusiasts and content creators who always start every community, and then retarded "me too" hangerons who jump onto every fad destroy it.
The posts in this thread just prove my point.
This board was renowned for a particular character, and it has been diluted by all the 9-5 schlubs coming here and posting about the wife.
It's just pointless now. You can have it. I am surrendering the board to you, normal.