Who /podcast/ here?
I listen to them on my commute or when I'm doing chores. My favorites are probably:
>This American Life
>Radiolab
>Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast
>Invisibilia
>Giant Bombcast
>Giant Beastcast
>99% Invisible
>Embedded
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Common sense
Left out
Jacobin
Sleepycabin is/was good while it lasted
>>29648877
What is it exactly? The website isn't very descriptive.
In my desperation I figured that if I remembered and actually prayed for it everyday morning and night until August, my oneitis will finally go out with me then.
I also decided to give up masturbating until then as a sacrifice.
But not masturbating is harder than I thought it would be.
I want to mastubate badly but the idea that I could be fucking myself over is too much
Stage 3: Bargaining. You need to stop.
>>29648892
I have no choice this is all that's left
I've gone through all the other stages multiple times throughout the years over this
Just do it once
It was about 2 a.m. when Sam and I walked down the empty hallway, passing by the painted murals and the bedrooms of my snoring housemates.
We had been eye fucking each other all night, and the sexual tension had built to a point where neither of us could contain our cheeky smiles.
As we turned the corner, we met face to face. Already knowing the answer, I put my arms around his neck and bluntly asked, "Could I kiss you?"
What happened next was an instant exchange of sexual desire - without a thought, our lips and pelvises pressed up against each...
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>>29648843
He revealed to me that he had been hooking up with my housemate, and while they hadn't talked about labels, he supposedly didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Exasperated by his timing, I removed myself from his lap, taking a moment to formulate my response.
Several weeks before, I confronted my housemate after I found out that we had both slept with Sam. In our rather casual conversation, we marveled at how his fuckboy reputation didn't seem to match his quiet, passive demeanor....
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It's depressing to realize how much women of color compromise in their relationships with white men. I recall the number of times that my non-white girlfriends and I have praised a white guy for having listened to us, for having genuine interest in us, for seeing us as a real people instead of objects. It's fucked up that these are exceptions and not expectations.
>>29648843
He revealed to me that he had been hooking up with my housemate, and while they hadn't talked about labels, he supposedly didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Exasperated by his timing, I removed myself from his lap, taking a moment to formulate my response.
Several weeks before, I confronted my housemate after I found out that we had both slept with Sam. In our rather casual conversation, we marveled at how his fuckboy reputation didn't seem to match his quiet, passive demeanor....
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How are my Canadabros spending Canada day?
listening to music and dying
>>29648800
preparing for my girl's 17th birthday on America Day
Helping that feel when no gf
Maybe writing
I don't know.
>You're such a great guy. Just you wait, a lucky woman will come along one day.
>Don't you worry, guys like you will have your day eventually.
>there are guys who actually fell for this shit
>Wow you'll make a women really happy one day anon
>What about you
>ummmmm... oh I just got a text from Chad later anon
>>29648764
The thing is, it happens, but if you don't understand the social cues a woman uses to indicate that she is interested, she will just move on.
I'm sure everyone on here had some woman express interest in them, but they missed the signal.
>>29648764
Pic related, stolen from nearby bread.
Yes, it fucking hurts
What's the best way to fake a suicide attempt?
>>29648760
Stop eating and go on a hunger strike. You can live for a couple of months without food, but people will become concerned after a couple of days.
Remember to stay hydrated, and exercise a bit sop you don't lose too much muscle.
>>29648760
>What's the best way to fake a suicide attempt?
are you a woman?
>>29648808
I'm already anorexic, so nobody would care.
>>29648823
No.
>YOU think you can get with ME? *flicks hair*, heh.... In your dreams
>>29648749
Honestly man I'd still pound her ass into next Tuesday.
Don't know why.
>>29648749
wtf, why is she s0 fat now?
Sheeit someone post the spurdo version of her.
Why do I always pick the female character in videogames?
I'm a fucking male, it was not always like this.
What have you done to me?
>not wanting a dress up doll
females are allowed to be designed better
IF you design an interesting male instead of cookie cutter Chad Mcbuff huge then it's "lol so gay"
Off the top of my head. the reasons why a male might choose a female character:
>you want to be a girl
>roleplay purposes
>you would prefer to look at/hear a character you're attracted to, rather than one that represents you
>the female character better suits your chosen playstyle
>female character is your favourite character of the available options
> Parents and brothers gone to spain for vacation
> Got flat all to myself for 13 days (starting today) + 400 bucks from mummy from a full fridge
What should I do, brobots? I already tried out everything I wanted and that is to listen to porn with sound. Can I turn into Chad Thundercock in those 13 days? Should I finally an hero, while they're gone? Until now I spent the entire day browsing r9k and listening to sad music.
>>29648613
Why didn't you go to Spain faggot?
>>29648613
friendly reminder you're browsing /r9k/
>>29648613
Do a fucktone of drugs ayy lmao
Make R9K great again!
Get all the normal shits that's flooded the board in the last few months OUT
I'm watching my beloved home being violated with "tfw gf" and "muh wife" "I got matched on tinder dubs decide what I say" these are just a few examples of the /b/ tier threads posted
It is time for a change
>>29648552
Push me out. If you can.
I was here before you came along. I'll be here when you go.
>>29648552
so, got any ideas on how to get all the normies out?
>>29649515
We have to find a new meme like pee pee poo poo and have all the true robots spam it
>driving over the speed limit
>cunt in fwd honks at me to go faster
>exiting roundabout when fwd tries to merge
>speed up so she can merge behind me
>he she keeps speeding up because she has to get in front of me for some reason
Why are fwd drivers such cunts?
>>29648549
what RWD car do you drive? W124 Benz here
fwd people are trash
>>29648875
>tfw used to drive P71 because I found one cheap and needed a big trunk
>sold it for a hatchback mazda because gas was murder
I miss the RWD
fuuuck I miss my old rustbucket
>merging onto the highway
>fall right in between 2 cars
>going the same speed as both
>car behind me suddenly decides to go faster forcing me to slow down so I don't merge into him
Do yourselves a favor and never come to Corpus Christi. Experiences like this are a near daily occurrence for me. God this city has such shitty drivers.
Ever notice you are most attractive to girls when you arn't trying.
you are just now realizing this?
girls dont want a tryhard they want a dude that is naturally cool
and they can tell, even the whore roasties have intuition
>>29648545
is that you Roy
This is what gives me hope, my unhealthy levels of apathy could work to my benefit
Who /Ligotti/ here?
Pretty good read, though obviously written for people who already agreed with him. Then again, I doubt anyone else would seek out antinatalist/efilist literature.
I haven't actually read any other one of his books, just that one.
i have a few of his books on my ereader, including this one, but i havent read them yet. this is a short story collection right? not a full length novel
>>29648653
>efilist
God, I can't stand Inmendham.
Cuck, You are weak, you are a nobody. Your dick is too short your mind is weak and you are incapable of servicing your hot wife/girlfriend the way she deserves to be serviced.
I am an experienced bull and I am here to help you. Here to take over where you failed. I am the one that will service your lady with hot cum. I'll deposit it for you so when you cum home you can lick it out of the condom (or her) and clean her/condom up. Your role is to acknowledge and know what is happening. You may worship me and over time if you behave well I might even let you assist,...
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Is this an original work, anon?
Nice original pasta
NIGGER
WHAT IS THIS
What keeps you going, /r9k/?I don't want to do anything.I don't feel pleasure anymore.I only feel pain.
Suicide is the most beta thing you can do. Surely you wouldn't want to be remembered as a cuck.
I'm too much a faggot to try and kill myself, can't get a gun here either otherwise i'd seriously consider it.
What keeps me going?
Good question, i'm not entirely sure, my mom being alive still would be one, can't kill myself while she's alive.
I believe everyone has a certain threshold and when they really have had enough you won't hear them say i'm going to an hero, they just will, so clearly i've got some fight left in me yet, i guess.
Pretty much nothing. By the end of the summer I will lose my living place and I have problems with police. If that turned into worse, I would be more than really fucked. Suicide is the only way