Reminder that all women want are tall, muscular guys who treat them like shit. Why don't you just get /fit/ (roid up if you have to, women don't care) and be an all round douche to people.
Manlets need not comment. You're fucked.
That only works if your face is more than 8/10
>>24310610
explain muscular criminals with balaclavas then
>>24310532
femanon here. I think muscular guys are intimidating and too good for me :(
Wie geht's euch so, ihr Roboter?
Was laeuft in eurem Leben grad so schief?
>dfw ich Wartesemester sammeln muss
>dfw ich die meiste Zeit zu Haeuse sitze oder meinem Teilzeitjob im Media Markt nachgehe
>dfw alles die ganze Zeit langweilig ist
>>24310502
>tfw trying to learn German since I was born there
>tfw moved to America as an infant
>tfw you will never fight with your brudder
Gefuhlsschlechtmann.jpg
>>24310567
It's never too late to learn german, Kamerad.
It should be easy for you since german and english are both germanic languages.
They are pretty similar.
bin grad am essen und es ist lecker.
>dfw alles die ganze Zeit langweilig ist
auch jetzt, als es ziemlich abgeht mit den Fluechtlingen?
>start understanding myself
>start understanding how to improve my life
>I'm starting to acquire good habits
>quit smoking
>eat better
>exercise
>re-enroll and start studying
>actively looking for a part-time job
>plan ahead
>shitpost responsibly
How...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm on antidepressants
Got a lot of excess energy. That plus insomnia is helping me draw and exercise and eat less crap.
I feel fucking amazing but I know its going to end and I'm back to being degenerate garbage.
>>24310638
Sounds like the start of a manic episode dude.. hope to god you don't have bipolar cuz your shit is gonna get fucked up.
>>24310462
joining the military this week
This is a rose thread to be honest
i, for one, wish /rose/ would return to it's glory days.
i consider her to be so beautiful, that being with other women makes me sad and anxious
>>24421788
>tfw rose threads used to get 400+ replies
Who /lasagne/ tonight? How do you do yours R9K?
what? nobody's fucking making LASAGNE. get the fuck out of here. unbelievable.
>>24310470
Little hostile there friend. So tell me, how do you enjoy your lasagne?
>>24310564
i don't know man, jesus christ. i enjoy lasagne by putting one forkful of it at a time into my mouth. can we be done now? i don't want to talk about fucking lasagne.
>it's almost 2016
Why does time have to go by so fast?
time goes by fast when you're doing nothing all day
6/6/2016 never furrget
>implying 2015 wasn't shit
>not looking forward to 2016
Any of you guys still in it? I myself lost on day 2 but I admire any of you who are still going. I plan on trying to go from now till the end of November without doing it and would appreciate any tips you might have.
I got all the way to Saturday morning then I couldn't hold it anymore. Masturbated 3 times normally then used a tens unit for 2 more orgasms. I think I got all the cum out.
Hey hey.
NoFap attempts to draw a parallel between masturbation and the Paris massacres
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/3sqjbp/tonight_i_cried_for_the_first_time_and_realised/
I'm still going strong, was really hard to make it through saturday and sunday though, was so horny it actually started to almost physically hurt, but I made it through it and am feeling normal now today, over halfway to the end! Gonna make it bros.
I love you all omg you all are beautiful creatures I CANT PUT MY FEELINGS FOR HUMANITY IN WORDS. I am getting so freaking emotional for you all <3 You are so alive and beautiful in your being I JUST CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY READING THIS I WANTED TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU ps: I am on my period, sorry I just had to do it because I am so emotional
fuck you die
>>24310201
have you taken drugs?
b8/10, obviously a male pandering to robot hate
I'm thinking about calling a therapist. Either that or killing myself. Who here takes meds and is feeling better in any way?
T-thanks.
On zoloft. Works for me. Still depressed from time to time with the world being a piece of shit, but there are things to live for. Try therapy before giving up on everything. And not just one session, like a few months. Personally, I've been on the verge of suicide before, but my rule is if I can think of at least one other person who would be seriously upset by my death to the point where it would disrupt their lives, that's reason enough not to do it
>>24310156
You have us.
>>24310255
Yeah, but you guys are pretty and ignore me. ;_;
foobar2000 is the best music player available
>customizable UI
>no DRM
>lightweight
>doesn't require much cpu usage
>not iTunes
Prove me wrong.
I like it well enough.
>>24310117
>proprietary
Real talk iTunes is actually pretty good. Google play music's stuff is fine too, but the UI doesn't gel with me.
I am 18 years, I feel like a total failure, I think it is the end for me, never did anything, a complete useless, hopeless, my parents want to drive me home because I'm neet. And I see my brother two years younger than me the person I wanted to be, he has friends, girlfriend, life, and I .. do not leave the house for more than 17 days.
You have your life ahead of you. Want to make friends? Try to find local activity clubs. Go for walks to get in shape. Try to get in social situations and practice social skills.
>>24310102
>JUST B URSELF AMIRITE
>>24310038
>18
ohh, try 23
23 is near the tailend of the wildness of youth too
image dump thread of neets being miserable wew feel free to join
>>24309960
wew wwwew lads dump dump wew
This is true though. I suspect majority of neets don't receive any bux unless in the rare cases of confirmed mental or physical debilitations.
Wagekeks further btfo with their "bb-but we feed you!"
>They can't control when they wake up
>They can't control when they go to sleep
>They can't control when they're allowed to eat or drink
>They can't control when they're allowed to go to the toilet
>They slave away for at least a third of the day and sleep for another third
>1/3 of their time is their own
>They can only enjoy Friday...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I started dating a girl and she has a bunch of beta orbiters and even one or two chads after her. should I be worried? she seems to really like me, after all, she did choose me instead of all of those other guys
>beta orbiters
nah
>one or two chads
yes, you should be worried about the chads
women have horrible impulse control and they are attracted to chads like magnets
>normieposting
>>24309843
>we were at the uni auditorium for some event
>chad is there
>he's sitting a couple of rows below us
>he looks at my gf and he signals her to sit next to him
>she points to me and does this "I can't" motion
she also told me he asked her out twice and she didn't accept
who here /still in high school/?
i'm 24, i've been held back like 6 times because i get lazy and stop doing the work
The school even told me this might be my last year here because they said some of the other students find my presence "uncomfortable"
>>24309806
Why would you keep going? I dropped out at 17 and am 21 now.
>>24310327
high school degree = requirement for 90% of jobs
This isn't real.
This can't actually happen.
Would you trust this muslim to not secretly blow you up?
>>24309595
I wouldnt really care if he did
>>24309595
being realistic, no, he is not likely to commit a terrorist attack. however, on that note, he is likely one of the individuals we see on /r9k/ complaining about normies dying in paris, and normies caring. he is where the average muslim terrorist draws their support from. he cares about the fact that normies care that white normies die.
it's no coincidence we see people upset about people caring about people dying in france. truth be told, mudslimes really don't care about people dying in paris....
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24309595
>hug him
>Absorn a fair part of the blast
>Achieve the sweet release I crave
>Become hero post-mortem
I stand to gain everything by him blowing me up. On the other hand:
>Hug him
>He grabs me
>His friends come out of the bushes and do any number of horrible things to me (robbing me, kicking...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.