>fall in love with oneitis because she just seems different from other girls
>dresses differently, seems kind and gentle
>overhear her having a conversation during a lecture
>she's literally like every other whore
>I'm not like the other girls desu
>>24321069
>thinks oneitis is pure innocence for our age
>scroll through her normiegram
>pics of her smoking cigs
>pic of her with a handfull of weed
well, into the trash she goes.
>>24321069
>>24321121
>>24321185
I'm sure you guys are catches too.
Why are black people so funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmBUg8VNgCQ
the lower your iq the better you grasp comedy
>>24321052
hahahaha this shit is funny though
>>24321182
Case in point right here.
Is it okay to hold a girls hand on a first date?
>>24320781
Nope f a m, i'd cringe big time.
Sucks, I had a first date tonight but he canceled because he fractured his hand.
>>24320781
is it ok to hold a handful of breast/nuts on the second date?
>>24320813
>>24320837
Pls be serious. It's my first ever date and it might be the only chance in my life of getting a gf.
What will make me more attractive to women? Being /fa/ or being /fit/?
Are both possible? Not just being fit and dressing well, but looking /fa/ and having a decent non-skeleton body? Are both even manageable as far as time and resources?
Currently skinnyfat betafag who finally has found motivation to change, and I want to know if I should devote thousands of dollars into being well-dressed or hundreds of hours being huge.
>>24320722
Being fit > being fashionable. Most outfits look good if you do to, like a white t shirt and black chinos are extremely simple and still look gread
>>24320722
>>24320790
This.
Best scenario to be attractive to the modern female: go ottermode, dress well, and call yourself a feminist.
You won't be accepted at /fit/ or /fa/, but these seem to be the guys that roll around in pussy.
>>24320722
Being fit or fashionable will make you more attractive than you are right now, but will not make you attractive on their own. Even if you are fit you will still be a fit genetic failure.
>I've committed myself to plans for killing myself on Friday
>Still collecting porn, compulsively
>>24320677
old habits die hard, good luck anon
>>24320677
good to know. why not now?
I will only kill myself after i've:
A) Gone through all the porn in my bookmarks and saved the good stuff
B) Organised it comprehensively
C) Enjoyed it for a year or so.
Oh no ISIS is coming for your qt
What do?
wiff ded, ruN!!!
Well clearly Ahmed was too hyped up on amphetamine to put the magazine in right, so I just walk away.
give them permanent residency in my home and a portion of my income of course
>malebot here
>ask me anything
who are you quot!ng?
>>24320557
I already know what it is like to be a malebot, what is there to ask?
>>24320579
Who knows
>>24320581
quit your white-knighting you fucking faggot.
There's plenty to ask, just use your brain for a second you normie scum.
Anyone else /bad skin/ here?
Why is it that alphas hardly ever seem to have skin problems?
It's not that alphas don't have skin problems, it's that those without skin problems are inherently more alpha, anon
>>24320472
If they had skin problems, they wouldn't be alphas. Anyway, to answer your question. My acne started when I was around 13 and wreaked havoc on my face. I'm 28 now and it's still not gone. Scars and blemishes everywhere. Nothing all the dermatologists I've been to prescribed ever worked. I stopped giving a fuck a few years ago so it's not so bad now, but it used to make me really depressed.
>>24320703
Not OP but I get what you mean. I had bad since 12 probably due to genetics. I'm 22 the acne I get now isn't as bad as I was young. I still have scares, and still get pimples every week.
>tfw love the smell of my penis
can i smell you penis?
>>24320314
why? does your big fat round nose need its daily dose of goodness?
>>24320304
You too? Sometimes after a work out i'll get naked and just take big whiffs of myself. Every part has different odors it seems. They're gross in the best kind of way
Why is normie humor so shit?
>>24320167
Just looked this up, it's like an even more shit version of the horrible histories tv show
>>24320167
normie taste in pretty much everything is awful, seriously not to be too pretentious but all shit for the lowest common denominator
>>24320167
Most of them are shit but there's a few lyrically genius ones
>Hitler vs Darth Vader!
Fuck me in the ass.
Dubs decides what I do with my virtually nonexistent future.
>>24320047
Sepuku
Sex change.
Without anesthetic.
Beta Uprising 2.0
Ask someone who's been lurking these boards forever anything
What's the quickest way to kill yourself?
Do you like Appels or Bananas most??
>>24320030
That's easy, from what I've learned in all my years here, the quickest and inexpensive way to kill yourself, is to not.
Where's a good place to commit suicide?
I rent and I don't want to kill myself here, I know it's difficult to rent after someone kills himself on your property
Parent's house is out of the question
I was thinking about doing it in a cheap motel and informing my parents about it so they can keep any sort of press from arriving, I don't like the idea of having pictures of my dead body over the internet
The fact that you care how means your not ready at all
why do you want to die?
>>24319893
no, it just means I'm a fucking pussy. I plan on doing it with helium and controlled bleeding because I'm a pussy, I can't handle a gun and I know for experience that poisoning is difficult
There are ACTUAL females here who believe they're not attracted to Chad
>tfw women are so afraid of their true nature they live their entire lives in denial
>>24319847
but i'm not though. I just want a decent looking guy who will bring me out of my shell
>>24319911
>decent looking
So Chad then? When women say they want a decent man they mean 8+ models.
Who else here /no refugee/?
Massachusetts reporting
774 My dude
Fuck the refugees. I'm glad I'm in the northwest, I have no fears of them getting here, but fuck them for ruining Europe.
>>24319791
How did you end up with a republican governor? I thoughts Massachusetts was libtard central like the rest of New England