FUCKING EVERY GIRL THAT LIKES ME ON THESE DATING APPS IS TRYING TO PUT ME IN JAIL WHAT THE FUCK
GO AWAY FUCKING FBI REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29650489
I don't understand. She's 18 so it's cool right?
WHY DO THEY THINK THIS IS OK. THIS COULD PUT PEOPLE IN PRISON
>>29650489
>18
What's the problem? Niggeroriginal
I spent 3 hours making this today on a plastic childrens loom kit.
Does /r9k/ do any arts and crafts?
>>29650486
Neat. Use it as your iphone 6s cover
>>29650486
that looks like shit, why do people with no knowledge of art or crafts for that matter always feel like they will be able to wing it anyways?
>>29650486
Good job anon, it looks cool. What aussie state are you from btw?
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I...
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>>29650415
Don't worry anon, she sounds like a shallow bitch anyway
lol what did she expect? she sounds like a bitch.
Nothing of value was lost, OP.
If she doesn't have the patience to wait 20 fucking minutes for you to fulfill her request she's an entitled princess who would've only given you brain cancer anyway.
>It's an anon puts on his pajama pants and remembers how she used to steal them snd wear them when she came around episode
>>29650366
Nhoare me
>>29650366
dang that sounds super annoying. but you where them now, sounds like a win, anon.
>Having a reasonably cheerful day
>Something obscure reminds me of her
>End up crying and talking to omegle strangers to soothe my loneliness
Don't be shy anon *pats seat*
>>29650302
She looks like Big Suze from Peep Show, just with massive tits
>>29650302
Uh. No thanks, I'm gay.
>>29650302
>Excess baggage
If you lost your dick right now and nothing is left, would you kill yourself?
It's not like I was using it or anything. And besides, I've still got my butthole.
>>29650295
No? Those things have nothing to do with each other. I want to remain conscious no matter what. Having a dick is irrelevant to that.
>implying ever going to use it so it makes a difference
I need love, love to ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But Mama said
You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take
You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes
But how many heartaches must I stand
Before I find a love to let me live again?
Right now the only thing that keeps me hangin' on
When I feel my strength, yeah, is almost gone
I remember Mama said
You...
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I would give my life savings to hear Elliott sing that song to me.
>>29650329
Me too.
The song was originally written by a band called 'The Supremes'
>>29650339
I've heard it played in the background of shopping malls many times in my life.
This is my roommate. I've been watching him play yugioh on his computer for about fifteen minutes. It's so nice to not be all alone anymore.
If you're reading this, roommate, I'm going to find that hooker i talked to you about, and have her spray you with her vaginal venom. I think that's what hookers do.
Best regards, your roommate.
>>29650259
MARK?
FUCK OFF STOP POSTING ME YOU FUCKER
>>29650269
Im not Mark, but I assume you thought I was because we have some similarities. Has he talked to you about any hookers?
>>29650332
I'm done talking to that cunt.
Tell him he can shove it up his stupid richy rich loving ass. Same goes for you.
How do I cure myself of fat fetishism?
Or do I accept it and move on with my life?
The worst thing is getting an overweight girlfriend is way too embarrassing for me. Mostly concerning the thoughts of my family.
>fat fetish flag
Where's the feminine penis (no homo) fetish flag?
>>29650239
HAHAHAHAHA the fat fetish flag is a Neapolitan ice cream
>>29650239
I'm assuming you developed a fat fetish because you probably jerk off every or almost every day, and jerking off multiple times a day is not uncommon for you. You also probably jerk off out if habit and/or boredom and as a result many of the times you jerk off you are not feeling lustful or horny which then makes you bored and desensitized to whatever it is you normally jerk off to which then makes you develop a fetish so that you can be jerking off to something that excites you.
If that is the case...
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has taytay had sex with someone?
>dated 20 guys
>"has she had sex?"
yes
Yes.
With Karlie Kloss.
On a road trip
>Atheist
>Pray to god for a girl to like me anyway
Who here /hypocritically lonely/?
>don't like people touching me
>desperate for cuddles
i'm sick of this feel
>>29650130
im an atheist who prays to god that i'll win the lottery. i am pretty desperately lonely too. you neet?
>>29650150
>you neet?
Kind of. I can't elaborate my situation though, I'm afraid someone will recognize me.
I've had this erection for the past 12 hours and it's not going away, I don't want to see a doctor. Tell me how to fix this
>>29650101
see a doctor
or chop it with a knife
>>29650101
Why not fap
>>29650101
it sounds like priapism, which is when you have an erection for more than 6 hours. You should go to the doctor, because there's a possibility of you getting gangrene and having to get rid of your dick.
Are your parents robots? I think my mother is because she hates going out, browses random forums but never writes anything and is ignoring me for all my life which caused lot of trouble.
She's lucky enough to have my father who is making a lot of money so she can stay home for the rest of her life. I kinda envy her.
She always made me stop doing my hobbies because she had to socialize with other people's parents and she hated that.
Are any of your parents robots too?
No my parents are extremely extroverted normies, which is far far worse.
>>29650100
i suspect my mother is mildly autistic.
i wouldn't call her a robot because she's always gone out, worked and tried to have a life but here's why i say that:
1) she has had no real friends during my lifetime and most of the past friends she's told me about were pretty much mean assholes who used her to feel better about themselves.
2) she wants to make friends but is too blunt and socially awkward to really be successful at it
3) she lacks empathy severely, can only see something...
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>>29650426
well it sounds like it
C-can it be time for another Ausfag thread?
>>29649969
I challenge every Australian in this thread to have meaningful and well structured conversation with no shitposting.
LETS MAKE THIS ONE A GAY ONE
WHO HERE WANTS TO FUCK ME
>typing a stutter
fuck off weeaboo cunt
What is this man's name?
Benny Hill or that old Butch from Dad's Army
His name tag says Speedy Delivery
>>29649999
Can't leaved them unchecked
>>29649949
Me. McFeely