Be honest. What's your dick size?
There's no reason to lie on here.
>>24294030
Somewhere between zero and infinity
Poor kid. His hairline is receeding.
>>24294030
>there's no reason to lie on her
Meaning yours is short?
>That kid who tried to suck your dick when you were asleep
>that black kid who only hung out with white kids
>that kid who took a day off school to play video games
>that white kid who called people nigga
>that kid who didnt like it when you sucked his dick when he was sleeping
>that kid who always speed walked
>that kid who had a backpack with wheels
>that kid who never ate lunch
What are you drinking
>popov vodka
>drink a fifth every 24 hours or so everyday for 3 years now
>only vodka but different brands
I'm trying to quit drinking as much because my face looks bloated for days after.
Some cheap ass wine from Italy. It was all black bottle. I lost the bottle tho lol.
>drinking vodka
drink gin pls
I haven't drank in like 3 weeks because I don't feel like going to the alcohol store
i wanna suck a chubby girls tits
>>24293188
in the 1st world that's considered skinny
>>24293188
thanks for not saying belly qt.
I'm getting tired of these faggots
>>24293233belly qt
It's time again to discuss your penpals. Have any of you gotten anything from yours? It's been a few months since some of you messaged people. Look, we even have an official image to start with now!
>go on interpals or japan-guide
>message foreign qts and cool ass dudes
>make friends
>post experiences/letters/gifts
Why aren't you messaging cute foreign women?
As always, here's the how to guide. Feel free to ask for help and to give suggestions. I've had my penpal for 4 years and want to share the experience with you guys.
Did all my fellow penpal anons die?
Talking to a Chinese girl, at least I hope it is. Pretty chill even though I take a little longer to reply because I struggle to find topics to talk about. I'm afraid she'll stop responding when she finds out I'm a 25 year old ugly fat guy who still lives with my parents and with no future :(
Look what happened to Chad because he didn't take the manlet seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOXB7hbBv_8
They're all manlets. also, he wouldn't be able to Lift my weight.
When will the learn?
>>24293099
>also, he wouldn't be able to Lift my weight.
no surprise there fatso
>>24293014
wow i can't believe what I just saw, I just want to take that guy home and look after him and nurse him back to full health
If >5 im atem and its time to duel
>off by one
ATEM CONFIRMED BAKA!
>an egyptian getting gets
that'll be that day
why don't you all just check my 7.
sup /r9k/
You always joke about cp and rape and sex with children. What would you think if you found out your gf or wife had been repeatedly raped and molested and filmed when she was young?
From ages 7-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera, sometimes it was painful, sometimes I thought I enjoyed it. But I came out of it at age 12 with what I thought was a loving family member in prison and bad cases of Herpes, HPV and gonorrhea, it was the gonorrhea that crippled me and got my mother to take me to the hospital where they found out what was happeneing...
does...
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I'd probably dump her
I'd probably dump her
bloxx
>>24291177
>From ages 7-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera
stopped reading pls go and stay go
Heres some fresh OC that I just made
Nice propaganda Bobby
>>24291171
>staunchly religious
If you are going to troll at least try to be accurate.
>>24291171
lol, OP you are the newfag here. Get /out/
As the title says
Bonus to Spot the Chad
>>24290080
You all look like autistic faggots to me.
>>24290097
bby pls <3
The robot is the sad Scottish looking dude or the black wizard and the Chad is Fat Mac?
I'm going to be smoking weed for the first time tomorrow. I've watched a handful of videos for advice. Got any advice? also first time storys
>>24289955
You don't need to be smoking at the same rate as stoners, my first time I smoked as much as my stoner friend and it hit me all at once and it was overwhelming
you'll cough alot and most likely not get high.
Enjoy your first couple of highs anon
Then you're just going to feel self conscious and ugly about yourself when high
What kind of female body do you find most attractive?
>>24289651
I like lanky girls. Being able to hold them close and feel their slender legs wrap around me makes me diamonds. Wish i could find one. ;_;
Plump and fertile.
>>24289651
Loli short hair petite
Who else here has no friends?
>>24288767
Me. Now what? Are you going to be my friend?
>>24288767
>nofriendthread on /r9k/
>almost no replies
What do you want to talk about OP?
What did she do to you, anon?
>>24288203
Pegged me. Hard. It was the worst night of my life.
>>24288203
Made me feel hope, led me on, kissed another dude she met on the same day even though we went out together and she knew I liked her for months and then stopped talking to me.
>>24288261
This is the worst thing they do, inspiring hope and then ripping it away
5am wake up
6am commute
8am arrive at work
work
work
work
5pm leave work
6pm stuck in traffic
7pm stuck in traffic
8pm get home
9pm finish dinner
10pm shower
11pm go to sleep
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay...
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>>24288167
Wewwww wew wew wew NEETs panicking and making threads to dispel their cognitive dissonance. Weww he literally cannot stop posting. Wewwwww ladmen he's addicted. Wew wew this is whst NEETs are.
>>24288241
You sound...upset?
Perhaps the posting of your weekly schedule has triggered you?