>"what you looking at cunt?"
a literal cunt
some fuckin houso slut that cant keep her fuckin mouth shut ay
>>24305771
Your cunt
The girl that rejected you in high school is about to burn up in a fire and you are the only person around to help.
Do you -
A: Let her die (you cannot be blamed in any way)
B: Save her life (she still won't date you)
If it were by any other means other than fire (or maybe drowning) I would let her die. But if it's fire, fuck that, that's a horrible way to go.
Finally, not being a failed normie pays off.
C: There's nobody to rescue
I would look her dead in the eyes, pick up my phone and say "let me call lance maybe he'll save you."
>this is what real Japanese school girls look like
>tfw anime was all a lie
they could just have extra long skirts
>>24305016
i think they're cute
>>24305033
Long skirts just make them cuter
Seraafuku really doesn't look as good in real life. It's a lot looser and baggier irl.
ITT: essential /r9k/ music
>For weed smoking degenerates
Tame Impala - Innerspeaker
R. Stevie Moore - Glad Music
Wings - Venus and Mars
smiths
>>24306601
Ayy lmao
True tho. Great band nonetheless.
Also OP, Joy Division
Robots, I'm a 24 yo khv, I asked a girl out for the first time yesterday and she said yes. What the fuck am I supposed to do know? Things are almost guranteed to go bad but if things go well I will fuck it up anyway because I don't know how to fucking kiss. Why the fuck is being a normie so hard? Help me robots.
>>24303974
Don't tell her it's your first kiss that'd weird her out.
>>24303974
Im in a same situation, i have no idea what to do, and i have an acne outbreak... What are we gona do?
>>24304017
How do I explain being so bad at kissing then?
I stand with France.
Why don't you /r9k/?
>>24303953
Because I couldn't give less of a fuck
Wow what an epic bait!that means absolutely nothing by the way please never post again
>>24303984
Typical of /r9k/ not to care about violence that is shed because they are the ones that instigate such violence.
Truly disgusting.
Are there any kind souls on r9k?
>>24303881
nah
plenty of husks previously inhabited by those, though
>>24303881
most of us are kind
additionally, most of us are tortured
those two together create a really weird personality which i'm sure youve picked up on on this site
>>24303881
Sure there are. Why do you ask/
who /drunk/ here?
Being drunk on 4chan makes me realize how many posts here must be done by drunk people. That's why 4chan is so "brutally/rawfully honest". Everyone's drunk but since it's text, their drunken thoughts are very articulate, and since it's all anonymous there's no consequences, so we're getting a mass concentration of uninhibited thought.
When I'm sober and read a very bitter post on 4chan I now just assume it's a lonely guy who is really drunk and would probably cringe if he was forced to read...
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Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!
It is like quarter of 2 and I still forgot to drink. I was planning on going right to bed and I ended up sitting here sober, shitposting for 2-3 hours.
I'm drunk pretty much all the time, and on 4chan pretty much all the time.
Post your tabs.
Get judged.
>>24302743
okay dokay :^)
Here are tabs
>>24302913
shid I forgot picture
>>24302743
part 1original
>be me
>walking around university area
>see qt3.14 Asian girl on bus when I'm walking on sidewalk (she's like 9/10 maybe 10/10
>she looks out the window at me and I look at her
>I don't look at her constantly because I don't want to be a creep
>but I glance at her a few times
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That should do the trick
>>24302368
Thanks anon but I don't think fixing my parenthesis will make me meet the cute girl from the bus. How could I have met her? What should I have done differently? pls help me
pls help me robots~
>tfw talked to my oneitis today
I haven't spoken to her in over a month, she's been really busy with College, but she still went out of her way to talk to me today. :3
how did she respond
the disney renaissance? seriously?
why reply when you know shes wont care about what you have to say?
>tfw working fast food has made me a little racist
>tfw only black people make their orders extra complicated and ask for extra stuff and then get mad when they have to pay extra
>they never speak up at the box
>never have money ready
>always want the bigger pieces of chicken
>always ways want fries extra crispy
>tfw have one lady who demands ice from the front...
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you fast food workers want to give people cold and stale food because you are lazy. Don't care if you become racist, give me fresh fries.
Yeah that's a black people thing, a couple sat next to us at Friendly's, made sure to complain loudly about the food the entire time just so they wouldn't have to pay. They're worse than jews when it comes to this shit.
>>24302004
This is true too, if Taco Bell is open till 2 am it's not my problem if you work there and have to close. 2-3 times we went with the munchies which is why fucking Taco Bell stays open so late and this mexican pizza was just a cold scoop of beef in between tortilla shells and a handful of tomatoes just stuck on top in one big lump. I threw that shit right on one of their cars too, there were only two so it was at least a 50% chance it was the person who fucked the food up.
>ITT: The most valuable trait a female can have excluding virginityModesty.There is no quality that makes me want to wife a woman more than her humbleness.
Loyalty is also something I love in a woman, but you'll never know if she's loyal until you've dated her for years.
modesty
This may sound weird but i actually valuemodestyabove most else.
youth
TIL Elliot Rodger stabbed one room mate 94 times
George Chen suffered a total of 94 stab wounds and eleven incision wounds directed to the head, neck, chest, back, and both arms and hands.
Holy shit, that guy is ALPHA AS FUCK. How does it feel you'll never do something as great as he did, robots?
why are you such a faggot OP?
>>24301888
>How does it feel you'll never do something as great as he did, robots?
>implying
a knife can kill in 1 stab
and it took him 94
were either of them even trying
>ITT: The cutest thing a fembot could doact like an anon, and only reveal that she was a female on skype through her mic/or cam.
If there are any hidden fembots please do this.
I would honestly love a femanon that didn't seek attention
>>24301494
>I would honestly love a femanon that didn't seek attention
This is like saying 'I would love anyone who doesn't react in any way to this statement.'
I'm a girl and I don't give a shit what you think
The girl in the OP pic is the biggest, most shameless whore I've ever met on r9k. I can only hope she kills herself at some point in her pathetic life.
I wasn't rejected and I hardly talked to her one-on-one, I just watched her interact with waves of robots from a distance.