All of these wagekek threads being posted while I haven't even gone to sleep yet.
Feels good being a NEET with no designated sleep schedule and a loud beeping alarm to wake me up out of my comfy bed in the morning.
When I do wake up, probably around 2 P.M. I plan on heading over to Subway to get a nutritious sandwich made custom JUST FOR ME by a qualified sandwich artist. Can't wait.
As for you, wagekek, another day, another dollar.
why are wagekeks getting btfo so much tonight
>going to lose my job soon
>highschool dropout
>type 1 diabetes
Eternal Neetdom here I come
Please tell me it really is good and not just a meme lads
>>24349792
Mr Learnedman, what is your favorite subway sandwich?
and what else do you do with your free time?
Seen any good movies lately?
what the fuck are you looking at wagekek
i'll beat the shit out of you faggot
>>24349789
>i'll beat the shit out of you faggot
K I'm waiting
Aw man anyone have any good burrito recipes?
>>24349789
post your chest nigger
>women shows interest in me
>show interest in her back
>she suddenly stops
does this mean my personality is shit or do women suck?
She was just being polite anon. You were supposed to do her homework and leave her alone, you "nice guy" exploitative creep. ugh like oh em gee ur not rlly nice if u want something in return liek wymn are not sex machines u put kindnuss coyns into and get sex u virgun
Probably both tbqh m8
>shows interest in me
>she said hello, bitch wants the D
Who /skinnyfat/ here?
Skinnyfat isn't real tho?
you're not skinny fat, you're a skeleton
>>24349271
You're not even skinny fat bro. You're jjst skinny. Maybe, maybe(!) you could work out and make some small gains to improve your appearance, but calling yourself fat is cutting yourself short.
>tfw no one to take my virginity
>>24349247
YOu got a dick, hombre?
>>24349247
Better send in my application then.
>>24349265
yes i have a penis
Do non-slutty, decent girls actually exist anymore? I'm serious. Please respond to me, anybody. Lets talk about this. It seems like so many girls these days are proud sluts or are mentally deranged (not that there is a difference between the two).
I am asking as a 23 year old male; are any normal girls left? If you think they are, then why do I never see them? I go outside every day and I browse r9k maybe once a week now. I have only been a shut-in for one specific period of my life.
>>24349240
Nah, just like how men are more perverted, so are girls. Both parties are to blame in the perversion of societal norms
> Normal
You best start readjusting your definition of "normal" boyo, because girls that you think are "normal" don't exist. I'm not saying every girl that comes off as decent, modest, and whatnot is a total slut behind closed doors, but they've all got their secret desires.
You're better off just forgetting normal as you know it.
yes they do
they usually settle at a young age and stay loyal so you dont see many, since they are taken and loyal
Will he make weed legal?
>>24349185
It makes me giggle thinking about how quickly his presidency bid became a joke
No. He still thinks that immigration is a real concern.
>>24349215
I'm not voting for bernie man
If it wasn't for Bobby EpicWindal my state would have 10,000 new syrian refugees arriving today
*YAWNNNNNNNNNN*
time for my nap
Have fun at work wagekek
>>24349169
nice 69
wagekuks btfo
>>24349169
Thiswill be a good nap because this month isn't "No-Nap November".
>>24349169
And what will you do when you wake up? Make another thread "btfoing" people with jobs? After that, I suppose it'd be time to yell at mommy for more tendies and then take another nap.
Men seriously have it fucking hard like dude holy shit
>Have to make more money you never date a girl that makes more
>Have to brave as fuck (fights, stunts, etc.)
>Most of us lose part of our fucking hair
>Whenever it hits you just watch your hairline move up and there's nothing you can do and it just happens to like fucking everyone
>Girls have tons of guys stalking them but we get nothing
>were...
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It's a living.
>>24349161
Advantages to being a guy
>get to spend way less time working on my hair
>don't have to put on makeup or other shit at all
>don't get bothered by ugly people of the opposite sex
>hardly even get noticed. No one will try to talk to me
>physically and mentally more robust
You guys should appreciate being a male more. Overall we have it easier....
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>>24349524
>Overall we have it easier.
No you're just used to your rifle solider.
If i gave you a machine gun that fired universe ending black holes at your enemies, and a sharp stick, you'd take the shark stick every time because you've never been trained to use the black hole shooter.
You're a cave man looking at advanced technology thinking: i'd rather keep my stick
Well /fit/ is full of assholes. I'll be joining the USMC in less than a year and I made my way over to that board for my first time to seek help with the IST (Initial Strength Test) and the PFT (Physical Fitness Test). 2 people were just complete dicks about it and I only got one good response (shoutout to that guy).
TL;DR: never going on fit again, and I'd advise anyone who hasn't to stay away.
>dear diary
what they gave it to you straight and now youre butthurt about it?
>>24349171
No they just decided it would be better to insult me instead of helping me. I don't see how they want anyone to become fit while they mock everyone who isn't.
>>24349216
Okay well Im a green side navy corpsman. I do both the Navy PFA and marine PFT. What would you like to know about it?
Look, I know some of you guys are into asians, and I just want to let you know, you're wrong. Your taste is shit, and you really should learn what actual attractive women look like.
Look at these photos. The white woman has sharp yet delicate features. You can see well defined high cheekbones, slim cheeks, a defined yet feminine jaw, a thin classic nose, and intense deep set eyes. Now look at the asian woman, she has no cheekbones, her cheeks are fat like a rodent or an obese woman, she has a tiny poorly developed jaw, a flat wide nose, and these tiny eyes that bug...
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>>24349139
But she looks like an underage boy so that is hot
More white beauty for you. How can any man see this and decide "Nah, I just prefer women with fat faces and fucked up noses'?
>liking asians
Anyone else here feel like they're going insane? I'm not talking about mere depression, I'm talking about memory gaps, extreme discomfort, and the feeling that your identity is blurred. There's nothing scarier than feeling that you could disappear at any moment if you aren't careful. I'm starting to think that I'm beyond help.
>>24349115
>mere depression
It's ruined my life, or at least my perception of what life should be. I don't know anymore.
But yea I kinda feel you. For me it's more of an "ah-ha" moment. Like I'll being watching tv or staring at the wall and ill suddenly "realize" that I'm Alive and that this is my life. It's kinda like waking up out of a fog for a second to get a glimpse at what's going on then it's back into the fog without...
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Smoke weed m8, should help.
>>24349115
The more I comprehend life the further down the hole I go.
Good morning wagecuks
another day another dollar
>>24349106
Jokes on you, i wake up sunday and stay awake until thursday pulling 4x10 shifts :^)
I get 12 hours of vidya everyday and work goes by in an instant because i'm virtually in a coma
>>24349153
lel
dumb wagekuk
>>24349734
I don't have to work i choose too
It makes vidya and anime better
dump you're qt folder
first for greatest queen!
textless post should be allowed tbqfh familia.
I think her name is Aya Shalkar
Is it pretty fun?
dogs are filthy, unclean animals
ofcourse, but a puppy on the otherhand can be not so fun, id advise getting an adult dog that way you can get straight to being best friends instead of enduring the whole puppy stage
>>24349072
Hello Mohammad