How can chestlets compete with this? Protipyou can't and never will
Why do you all make threads directed at girls who don't exist and aren't around to see them?
>>24366284
Because chestlets need to know that they are disgusting.
>>24366284
believe it or not this board actually has the most female posters of any board on 4chan.
Slaughterhouses are the modern day holocaust
Cows are stuck in little cages they can't move in their whole life and then get their throats slit so you can put a burger in your big murican behwwy
But I'm a vegetarian, OP
And I should care because?
>>24366241
We should do the same to women, honestly.
Who else here /rural/
>nothing to do
>nobody around likes the same stuff as me
>there's no lonely farmers daughter just fat chicks with tractors as their cover photo
>everybody is really stupid and a stereotypical Redneck
>parents are poor
You only appreciate the country once you spend a few years in the city surrounded by beggars and thug niggers and bleeding heart liberals
>>24366319
No it's all just broken down houses and snowy woods
Sucks to be you OP.
I am northwest of Hibbing in Minnesota.
Very conservative here and the girls are mostly skinny (thankyou swedish/norwegian ancestors).
>tfw no black mentally ill gf
>>24366222
>b&w filter
>fishing for compliments
>"I'm so ugly and depressed! ...Right?"
serious?
>>24366222
>describing herself this way so that other people will shower her with compliments
why the fuck do women do this?
>>24367506
Because they get a shit load of attention from men from doing this. The question you should be asking is why do faggots give this sort of transparent shit attention?
"well look who came out of his cave! *restrained laughter* so what have you been doing this whole time Anon? we saved a seat for you"
haha aww shiiiiiit, that's gotta be awkward for you permavirgs!!!
>>24366172
I like hanging around family but seriously fuck all the old people in that room.
I see wine glasses though. I'd say 3-4 glasses oughta kill your anxiety.
>that one smug ginger fuck
Why have I stopped wanting friends r9k? I don't understand, I never was like this.
I have no interest in pursuing friendships anymore. I'd rather just sit alone in my room. Has /r9k/ fucked me in the head beyond repair? all my drive is gone.I dont really even feel that bad about it, I just know something is wrong
This is a sign that we have done our job right. Welcome to /r9k/, your new home.
You're hooked in now. You're going to have a couple months to years siphoned away from your life and then you'll try desperately to catch up with others.
>>24366191
I've only been on since the beginning of summer too. It only took five fucking months.
>>24366191
>>24366221
what can to do to stop it? What if I exclusively start browsing my other favorite board, /f/ and /int/?
>5'3"
Just bash my brains in my sleep f4m
>tfw 6' 2 and those girls are way too tall.
I like short cute girls thankyou, not amazons.
>>24366097
As long as you act like a real man it doesn't matter how long your limbs are
>>24366184
enjoy your manlet kids
5'8-5'10 is the god tier height for a female
At what age did you first lock lips with a romantic partner?
>>24366034
I'm still waiting on my first time. I'm 21. Do i have any hope at all?
8. I was a real fuckin' player back then.
>>24366050
I had my first kiss at 21. There is still hope.
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, tiyanak finding, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24366023
Why would I want any of that?
>>24366023
My favorite thread of the day. Keep up the good work OP
>>24366023542
i work with a bunch of philiphino ladies and they are average to very unappealing. i dont understand. OPs pic is like maximum cuteness for them, but not much by real women standards
Is it really painless?
how would anyone that tried it be alive to know doofus?
>>24365932
enjoy your burst lungs
>Suicide thread falls to page 5
>Roastie and fag threads stay on the front page all day
This board is dead
>circumcised
>cant masturbate without shitloads of lube
>seriously, its almost impossible, as my skin is too rough it gets caught and i can't keep stroking
fucking hell. i cant even masturbate normally. i guess its anal for me
>>24365922
I masturbate raw as a cut guy all the time. I guess my circumcision isnt real tight though. I do however have circumcision scars all the way down my dick somehow, so besides the dicklet status and discoloration, i gotta worry about my grizzled frankencock
>>24365922
I feel sorry for you m8, really. I don't know what I will do without my foreskin.
>tfw phimosis
>tfw never had sex so I don't know if it will hurt
>tfw the prospect of potential pain makes me chicken out whenever some 2/10 wants to fug
wat do?
When did you figure out Moderation was the key?
>It's okay! I only murder in moderation!
>>24365656
Murder in moderation would be self-defense or for direct purposes of justice. Capital punishment, that sort of thing.
>>24365656
You do when you go killing npcs in video games.
reminder that if you are happy, have hobbies, are smug, brag about anything, have friends, have a gf, have parents that are proud of you, think you're better than anyone else, have a gf, or care about self improvement you are just a normalshit and normies are not welcome here this place is not for normies you are not a robot you are not welcome here
>>24365561
this is entirely irrefutably true objectively
Thanks OP. It always pisses me off when self proclaimed smug little shits who enjoy their lives act like they're the true robots.
I don't give a shit. I'm here whether you like it or not.
Daily reminder that if you're a friendless virgin, it means you're a bad person.
A good person would not be isolated or socially invisible like you are. You're just a mass shooting waiting to happen.
I wish someone loved me
That's probably why I hate myself OP.
You're right. I'm so sorry
w2c sauce on OPstomp.webm
I have no friends, am a virgin, can't even look at women without getting upset, and my family hates me. Just because I'm in uni trying to make my life better for the future so I don't stay a depressed wreck until I an hero doesn't make me a normalfag. Fucking kill yourself
>>24365479
sauce now faggot
>>24365479
Tell us what that faggot bitch did, OP.