>tfw the 10 years I put into my Ph.D in masturbatory studies didn't provide me with any useful skills
where has all the time went?
>>24370724
>actually got a job relevant to my field with a bachelor's degree in masturbatory studies
>OP fell for the grad school trap
Some just never learn.
>>24370756
what job bruh?
>>24370770
PC Muscle contraction center for enhanced erection quality.
Schedule an interview with 'em.
The fuck is with everyone here saying that being successful is 100% genetics so if you're not born perfect don't bother.
Firstly that is utter bullshit. there is a guy with literally no arms and legs that has a wife, Ugly fucks like Ricky Gervais who is successful and what not.
But more importantly why wouldn't you try just for the sake of seeing how good a person you can really be?
come on guys
>thinks genetics is just looks
genetics is brain chemistry as well. ricky gervais has confidence, humor, social skills in general.
>>24370695
>tfw that girl will never sit on my face and ride it for hours on end
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY FAMILY
I try and fail every time famz
im a sophomore in college and, before my freshman year, i had been friendless for as long as i can remember. when i went off to college my roommate ended up being chad studying the same thing as me. sometimes he would bring a chad friend or two over to do homework. whenever they didnt understand something, i'd explain it to them. after a while they started to talk to me and be nice. we've hung out a few times and i really enjoyed it, having friends and all, but i think it is over.
this saturday chad said he was going to the mall with his friends and asked if...
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>>24370647
2/2
. we get pulled over and as he rolls down his window smoke leaks out of the car. he takes all 4 of us out of the car and sits us on the curb. he takes us from the curb to his car 1 by 1 to ask about the situation while the other officer watches the other people. i was the first one to get called on because it was really obvious that i was sober. i was trembling cause ive never been in contact with the police before. the officer tells me he can tell i havent done anything tonight and that he just wants...
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>>24370661
if you really used your right to remain silent hen you are not at fault, you did everything right.
Though I'm not inclined to believe you, cops hate it when you use your rights and he would have arrested you alongside the rest.
they sound like retards, find new friends
and next time someone offers you weed, just blaze it brah
so when did you realise that this world is a dystopia, and why haven't you committed /suicide/ yet?
>>24370613
It's a dumbtopia and I stick around to fuck your mom
>>24370613
I'm trying to find a way to kill myself with what I have in my dorm
I have no roommates or friends, my body wouldn't be discovered for days, maybe weeks
I go home for winter break soon so I'm scrambling to find a way before then so my parents won't have to discover my body
There's nowhere to hang myself, and I don't think I can choke myself with a belt
parents. have to keep going for them.
ITT: Things Normies say/do that piss you off.
When normies nod every second you are talking to them and just go "mhm" "right" "yeah" "true" etc. so it makes them look like they're listening.
Are you a girl OP
yeah id rather have an autistic neckbeard look at his shoes while hes talking to me instead
>>24370480
This. Fucking this. Of everything I hate about normies, this is what I hate the most, their constant hunger for popularity and likes and shit.
white pussy was MADE for asian cock
>>24370471
And asian pussy was made for white cock.
its weird when people pose for photographs nude. it looks more forced than just a regular photograph.
>>24370471
I thought Asians were small
I live in NYC and was wondering if it's possible to live there on a low wage. I mean there's no way that every doorman, waiter, and janitor lives with their mom still
>>24370456
>poor outer boroughs
>extensive mass transit system
>>24370465
So all I have to do is live in Brooklyn?
Why does everyone mention the commute couldn't you get a job in Brooklyn
>>24370456
Some do, others live in shitty, tiny apartments in bad neighborhoods with roommates to split the costs. Welcome to reality, it sucks to be at the bottom
>tfw at some point lost my personality
>tfw will never feel human again
>tfw not sure I ever felt human
>>24370397
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/oyasumi-punpun-r2334
go and start reading. pretty relevant and you'll enjoy it desu
>>24370397
Anonymous the super fighting robot.
Who here /douchebag/ and can't even help it? It's literally the only reason I don't have a gf
>above average looks, 6' manly handsome features
>intelligent, can talk well, witty
But literally everyone hates me. No one wants to be my friend :'( this is a fate worse than robots, I'm literally a chad who no one wants to fuck or be friends with. How the fuck do I change myself? I can't help it. I just can't.
I just want to be a normie :(
So much fucking bait in this
Sage
>>24370325
This is my fate. Where my life literally sounds like bait. Depression has never hit me so hard till now. Thanks man
>>24370308
You are not alone. Even people I tought as my friends kicked me out from our teamspeak server and wont let me in because I have a "aura of negativity" aka. I tell everyone they suck and their favorite things suck like all the time.
>Why do you wear a hoodie anon? Its summer
>Go take it off and jump in
What do?
>>24370307
Its nearly winter you role playing mongoloid
Wonder when I moved to Australia.
>>24370323
it's fucking hot in straya m8
keep yalls eyes on the news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPfer8jCDk
What? What's the point?
>>24370348
point of what
>>24370288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yJKX9qbru7
So what exactly defines being a true, masculine man?
chivalry, honor, a cool head, and the willpower to push forward no matter how bad a situation gets
>>24370256
Making progress through hardships.
Upholding your responsibilities.
>>24370256
not being a (wage)kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECJ9pCyhns
Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meats too good
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed a toad
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma...
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Kurt Cobain would have been one of those wannabe frog posters who pretended his life was a terrible mess when in reality he was a millionaire with a wife and friends.
https://youtu.be/hReysWUfgAE
REEEEEEEE
GIMMEEEE BACK MY ALCOHOL
GIMMEEEE BACK MY ALCOHOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocMZ_tXYj48
Bell on door clanks - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down [in the] chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I'm ashamed
I'ma shamed
I was shamed
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered...
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Anyone drinking on this fine evening?
Come in and tell me your feels.
drinkin yo mom's pusseh juice >:)
>>24370003
White wine from Chile and some homebrew. Kinda pleb tier but I'm broke right now.
Drinking some spiced rum (Kraken)!
I feel quite lonely and anxious about the future, I'm planning on moving out as soon as possible (living with bf and his family), seeing a rental place tomorrow and would love to move the same evening!
Today my aunt was over and mom made me crawl out of my cave to talk to her
I was showing her some of my new paintings in the living room that I've been making (pic related is one of them) and she kept saying "wow anon these are so good! so much talent" blah blah so I shouted "arigatou gozaimasu!" then saw the ashamed look of disapproval and regret of giving birth on my mothers face standing behind my aunt as she said "well I think that you've shown enough I'm going to go show aunt anon the garden now" and they both left
This...
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Just more jealous 3d women I guess
>>24369969
Isnt that a bob ross painting?
>>24370464
It's not, but you can tell it's where a lot of the ideas come from
His show is what made me get back into it since I stopped and made me change my style completely
I like it though