Anyone here have a sibling that's more attractive than you and makes you look even more like a loser?
Brother:
>6'1"
>/fit/ with godtier jawline
>plays guitar and is actually a decent singer
>girls only talk to me to get to him
Me:
>5'9
>skinny fat with acne
>weak chin and jaw genetics thanks to mom
Nightmare...
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have chad older brother and stacy older sister, im so beta looking even when me and my sister are outside, strangers will go "oh are you guys cousins or something?' because it's so unrealistic that'd we be dating
>>24378391
Well my brothers are older, taller and have confidence and game, I'm short at 5' 5" and pretty thin. I am working on the thin part now, although I don't even think I look *that* bad. Unfortunately it's not about simply not being bad looking or being perfectly average or even above, women will want the best they can get and if you don't "maximize" you're pretty screwed.
>>24378449
You're dating your sister?
I hope this wasn't one of you keks
>Unfortunately, his efforts went to waste as his offer of a coffee date was not accepted by the girl, who explained: "I just laughed and said 'actually he's 6ft3', he looked so crushed."
Betas BTFO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12005948/Would-you-accept-Students-cute-love-note-to-library-admirer-wins-Twitter-hearts.html?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook
Bouncing this shit senpai
>>24378242
Fucking hell. Why did she laugh.
>>24378242
I can't even get mad anymore, honestly.
ITT: Stupid shit normalfags say
>Money can't buy happiness
>"showering every day is essential!"
>no it's not
>shower once a week tops
>naturally, start getting greasy and smelly towards the last few days of the week
>spray on shittons of deodorant and perfume
>normies don't even notice
Dumb normies.
>everyone should go to college
>college is the best time of your life
>things get better once you're out of high school
>a degree is a great way to get a foot in the door
>you'll meet so many girls in college
>you'll finally make some friends and fit in at college!
>Looks don't matter
>You've nothing wrong with you
>gotta love yourself before you love someone else
>meditate
Fuck man. This just happened yesterday.
>be me, 19
>on dating sites
>qt messages me
>we talk and get to know each other
>asks for my number
>whynot.jpg
>we text and she sends pictures of herself
>confesses she's actually 16
>I like her personality so why not
>not...
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Dating sites are fucked, not only do you have the rampant entitlement to Chad but you have bitter feminist hags that pretend to be asian qts and try entrapment like this.
>>24378161
If you're 19 and she's 16 you literally have nothing to worry about.
Unless you're lying about your age.
>>24378216
But her dad said he's going to fuck my life over one way or another.
>just turned 19
Why are all girls normies? Do they all want a place to belong or some shit? They find enjoyment on anything, they're all fucking stupid and not worth shit. They can never be lone wolves
>>24378059
>Find enjoyment on anything
Is this somehow bad?
And yeah women will almost never be "lonely", not in the truest sense that a man can be. She'll always have other female friends, and a handful of guys trying to bone her. Whereas a guy can exist without a single true friend, let alone women interested in him.
>>24378172
>finding enjoyment on anything a good thing
If you're a fucking boring drone
>>24378059
Because they are worth something.
We're not.
Post suicide images! :+)
please, I need more for my collection
this is one of my favorites
no one shares my morbid interest?
>you'll never wake up in Compton
>you'll never start your day by grabbing a 40 and a blunt and watching cars go by on the freeway
>you'll never stand on the corner with your homies polishing guns
>you'll never have cops walk in while you cook crack and be in on it
>you'll never have a ghetto qt up the road you pick up on your motorcycle
>you'll never take matters...
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rider didn't deserve it.
>>24377877
>you'll never have cops walk in while you cook crack and be in on it
Did this actually happen? I thought police were just too incompetent, powerless, and afraid to do anything about it until the 90s.
>>24377918
Did you not see where tenpenny comes in and drinks the crack water and says shit my wife loves this stuff then threatened to arrest Ryder and leaves
>not smart enough for sciences
>yet not creative enough for the arts
>>24377835
>just intelligent enough to sit around and do nothing on the internet all day
>>24377865
how does one even do that? the image?
>creative
>not dedicated enough to do anything
ill just feel all day
>In photography course
>10/10 girl asks to borrow my USB
>sure
>she does her thing, take back drive
>few days later, I accidentally delete something important from my USB
>use a file recoverer to get it back
>several strange jpegs shown
>hmmm?
>recover, open them
>Its...
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rolling senpai
>legbeard
>average looks
>beard on arms and legs
fuck off
why would I lurk in a thread of some faggot when I have access to unlimited terabytes of free porn
why is this facebook tier normie meme on a board for robots when it is not welcome here if you are a robot? if you like it you are not one of us and do not belong here and have no community here, because it is a meme for reddit loving, call of duty playing, unironically "just be yourself"ing normies that do not understand robots
>>24377749
normies are shit the facebook meme is shit
boo hooo hooo hooo hooo
feel bad for me please, im sensitive like a little girl i just want your pity booo hoooo hooo hooo
>>24377849
normies leave you are not welcome here you are rejected here you do not fit in here you have no friends here
Femanon here. Just curious
I had a waifu when most boys were interested in 3D. I never learned to flirt. I was a passive beta nice guy for high school. then I gave up cause I knew it couldnt be fixed. even in college I could talk to girls and they'd approach me, but it was never romantic and would've required me approaching them next.
Another problem is my standards are stupidly high.
Because despite my multiple and almost comically high amount of attempts, no girl is willing to give me a chance. I'm not sure why, I'm pretty normal looking I guess.
>>24377747
because i am a failure as a human being
>1500 word essay due tomorrow
>shitpost on /r9k/ instead
>100 word essay due in five years
Write about how you go on /r9k/ maybe your teacher will feel sorry for you and give you an A
>>24377806
this
it worked for me once, it might work for you too OP
>you're given one shot at this life
>brown eyes
>brown fucking eyes
Just fucking kill me please
>>24377595
atleast ure not this gremlin.
>>24377595
What are contact lenses, faggot?
if thats your only problem get off the board stupid nigger
Tinder Thread?
Tinder thread.
5-6/10 Chinese girl.
Calling out on her shitty responses seemed to work.
Do I ramp up the alpha? How do I do that?
>>24377573
Don't overdo it.
Even if a girl wants your D, you can't cross too far over into douchebag territory.
well. Most of the time.
She just said "No."
>>24377573
oh that's all I need to do to get them to stop being cunts?
>>24377687
kek
I know a lot of you are lonely, and virgins so i figured what better place to look.
I know its kind off topic and weird but.
I am a femanon, 18 years old. and i have a fetish for feeling dirty/exhibitionism/making others feel pleasure. Meaning when i make another person feel good it gets me off so hard.
So i was wondering. are there any robots in the Greater atlanta GA area? that can drive?...Does anyone want me to blow them today? ill do it, i swallow. std free and legit. i want to make a virgin boy's day. closest most avalible to meet today,...
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>>24377536
I know hookup threads are supposed to go on a seperate thread... but i specificly want a robot. not a soc normie.
dont ban me pls
Never on the east coast jfmsu desu ;_;
I'm in KY. Sorry.