Halp!
>Old job, 9/10 cardiobunny receptionist, get a boner when thinking about her even in a non sexual way
>She's is complete stacy but has a obviously had a slightly fucked up life
>She is also thick as two planks of wood but has a very kind heart
>Somehow over year long period strike up a great friendship which revolves around the fact that we want to fuck but lead completely different social lives (i.e. she has one)
>Have...
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Intelligent women are overrated, what you really want is a beautiful woman to keep your home and raise your children. Don't be a retard Anon. As long as she is virtuous and attractive, putting a ring on it should be the goal.
>>29986684
You like her?
>>29986702
We have fun but I'm not sure I would be intellectually fulfilled spending my life with her. Then again I can always read. I dunno, I'm torn about whether it'd work or not.
Hijak vs Shipman
NEET is the clear winner, but who will get the silver medal?
They are been neck and neck since the start, and currently both stand at 49 votes each
http://www.strawpoll.me/10751384
http://www.strawpoll.me/10751384
http://www.strawpoll.me/10751384
>>29986669
I don't know any of this shit.
What the fuck's going on?
>>29986678
There was a poll yesterday for best mem. NEET is 50 points in the lead, but Hijak and Shipman are currently joint 2nd place.
The Roach is none the wiser a vote for THEM is a vote for US tehehe!
Playing little puppet games is so delightful
Hey /r9k/ what common insect do you hate the most??
My nominee is the crane fly, I fucking hate this thing
weebs
actually weebs are beneath insects to me
i want to trample every one of them beneath my heel
>>29986668
Moths are a lot faster but usually also a lot less prevalent. Mosquitoes takes the fuckin cake tho, good god.
>>29986681
go away you stupid meanie !!
Enlighten me as to what it's like living a begrudging life full of constant bitter-resentment towards "chads" and "staceys" that don't even remember you, anon?
F-fucking normie! Delete this!!!
>>29986601
>what it's like living a begrudging life full of constant bitter-resentment towards "chads" and "staceys"
But I don't blame these people for anything in my life. I blame myself for being too much of a loser.
I blame anime and the fucking japs after pearl harbor they're trying to destroy america with their k-ons and their narutos I've literally spent over $15000 on anime figurines last year alone just because those japs are selling them
Any other robots had a haircut recently?
How did it go?
>Went to get my haircut this morning
>Barber is a very talkative man
>Makes me very nervous
>Starts asking me about my day etc
>He asks me why I look so tired
>Decide if I don't respond in a long way he will never leave me alone
>Tell him I stayed up watching news reports about the Turkish...
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Going for a haircut tomorrow, gonna get short back and sides, what haircut do you guys normaly get?
>getting a haircut
not in 2 years. I literally have the worst hair you'll ever see. I've fucked it up so much that I can't bare actually going to get it cut anymore.
Just had one today. I read a book I brought in for about 15 minutes while I waited, and the haircut itself was uneventful. The girl asked me how I was and if I had any plans this weekend, I gave the standard "good, how are you?" and "nope" in response. There was then about 5 minutes of silence between her finishing the cut and me thanking her and leaving.
While I did not contribute in any way to the positive vibes about the salon, I think I at least did not detract from them with awkwardness. I aim for neutral because it's a realistic goal.
Anyone /caminodesantiago/ here?
I'll arrive to Santiago tomorrow after six days of walking to the West.
I haven't talked to almost anyone here because I am a robot and all that shit but I am starting to fall in depression again. I want to meet another robot in Santiago.
And you can also post your personal experiences in the camino here.
>be tired, going to a hostel after 7 hours of walking
>old woman from that town looks at me
>"buen camino!"
>"thanks, y-you too"
>mfw she wasn't a pilgrim
Spaghetti was spilled
My dad's wife's got a flat in Santiago. I'm a 22-year-old robot from Oleiros. I wouldn't mind hanging out with you at all. Where are you from?
>>29986604
Almeria. Are you spanish or just visiting?
Helped set up a funeral in work, 110 guests coming, tfw there wouldn't even be 5 at mine.
>>29986513
>tfw you'll probably die alone in a council house and only be found once the neighbors complain about the smell
do you work at a funeral home? Is it like Six Feet Under?
>>29986782
Tf bro
>>29986788
I work at a wedding venue that does funerals too
>watching happy couples get married
>watching people that have died get a final send off from hundreds of their friends and relatives
:(
>Look up religion and suicide
>Christians believe it's self murder and you go to Hell for eternity
>Islam teaches the same thing
>Hinduism has you becoming a ghost wandering the land
>some other religions believe you will be reincarnated only to live an equally shitty life all over again and you'll never break the chain of shitty lives until you stop committing suicide
>Atheist think...
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>>29986498
>'normies, normies, normies'
kys, loser
you already have a religion
normies are the devil
self-pity is god
follow another one
>>29986518
>>29986530
fuckin normies
where's the handle on this toilet of a website so i can flush you away
pussies are so fucking LEWD!!!
Have anymore like that?
>>29986460
>black pussy
fucking hell
>>29986865
go back to your trap threads, you probably don't even know any black chics
>buying sister expensive lingerie for her birthday so she shows you how it looks on her
Who else /mastermind/ here?
I do the same, what kind of lingerie are you getting her?
>>29986436
>>29987914
So how's country life?
>>29986436
>>29987914
And they say whites have no culture
HOW THE FUCK DO I EVEN MEET GIRLS?
WITH ANSWERING FRIENDS OR JOB
>>29986409
*WITHOUT
FUCK
>>29986409
Step 1: Learn to express your thoughts in coherent sentences.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
>>29986409
re is a You. me luvs this meme.
Come and feel the feeliest of feels with us!
https://join.skype.com/A4pDL6lCtah
No idlers/NPC's! Active people only.
I want friends. But I'm not good at talking.
The link doesn't work numb nuts.
bumping for guu
OCD is kicking in and I'm making a new Gmail again. This OCD started many years ago, and I have used every possible combination of my first, middle, and last name, date of birth, and initials. So I'm stumped. Dubs decides what the name will be.
for the password:
first letter of first name + third letter of your favourite drink + 2nd letter of your last name + the last number of the years you were born in + that same number typed pressing shift + an anagram of your name with every second letter capitol
this typed using japanese characters
>haha i am so ocd teehee
Kill yourself
Girl just flaked on me for second time in a row
Dubs decides what I text her
>>29986367
Can't dodge the Rodger
>>29986367
Tell her she's a cunt for rejecting a nice guy like you.
"your loss babe, too bad you won't get a taste of this dope dick"
>had friend whos pale white skinny manlet
>hes openly pol (racist and sexist)
>dont care since at least he doesnt pretend he's something hes not
>i thought manletshaming was a meme and girls didnt care
>I am lanklet, socially retarded yet girls flirt with me
>pol frend talk normally to girls and they make fun of him behind his back
To be fair people make fun of me to my face...
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>openly /pol/
And you're surprised people make fun of him?
Seriously, anon?
>>29986341
I'm openly /pol/ and so are all my friends and the girl I'm fucking. Get good. Victory or death.
>>29986313
how tall is your polfiend