>tfw trying to live a double life because I don't want my parents to know anything about me.
Elaborate.
This is a very original post.
>tfw my parents won't leave me alone and have to know every single little thing I do. Sometimes I fantasize about having a double life.
Good luck with that normalpeasant.
>been with so many degenerates
>been through a lot in life
>find a decent bf/bf
>at this point you are too jaded and damaged to feel any happiness in a relationship
>>24390309
you're not over your previous one.
bitch
t. previous guy
I made a point not to do that. Don't think I wasn't tempted and am 100% innocent.
What you need is for someone to forgive you for something you can't forgive yourself for. It's what we call a kek around here, give your last shit on this.
>>24390457
I am over them but I think at this point in life I'm too old and I feel like my time is being wasted
I know this story sounds fake because it says i'm friends with a girl but believe me
>be me
>high school student
>managed to become friends with at least one gril
>one day the topic about periods comes up
>she says how she hasn't gotten hers in like 5 months
How should I break the news to her
>>24390302
She probably has an eating disorder
>>24390366
but I fugged her 5 months ago
>>24390302
If she's thin or an athlete, it's not uncommon to lose your period during intense training or if your body fat is too low. She could also have a medical problem.
[Spoiler] how's it feel to be a dad friendo[/spoiler]
Virgin general
How old are you?
What's your reason for not losing your virginity?
>>24390255
>24
>Fat, rotten personality, poor, still living with parents.
24 no girl wants to have sex with me
>24
>Small penis and insecure
>you will never be the happy 13 year old you once were
>no more careless hours spent on video games
>the biggest worry on your mind was making sure the teacher doesn't find out about your unfinished homework you didn't even bother looking at
>didn't care about not having any friends
>now
>every single minute is spent worrying about school, getting a job and the thought of your...
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>>24390121
I was suicidal at 13.
I was depressed and socially awkward as fuck when I was 13. I would have to go back to that age, unless I could completely take back all of the stupid awkward autistic shit I did.
11-15 was prime time.
Diablo 2, Runescape, piss easy classes, listening to linkin park and green day, q.t girls my age would talk to me, parents just give you money to eat when you go to friends houses to sleep over for the weekend
Life was fucking E.Z mode until 17+
You find a $100 bill on the floor. No one is around so whoever it belonged to is long gone. It's all yours.
What do you do with it?
Put it in my wallet
>>24390017
Tendies. Is this even a question?
100 hamburgers.
>Being short
boy do i sure hate reddit
>"that big fucking bear in the back"
for you
>>24389980
6'3"
300 lbs
Big fat neckbeard
>tfw half white halfmongol
>>24389967
Can you throat sing?
I love throat singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>tfw when half white, half mexican
>but hispanics are considered white under the US census bureau
>so actually all white
Teach me how to black out text
What's the most pathetic thing you've ever done?
Yesterday I stalked this girl I have always had a thing for's facebook and got a pic of her and her BF, photoshopped him out then photoshopped her and I together on backgrounds that I'd consider "romantic."
I took extra care to make sure the contrasts/lighting/coloring were all done right for each layer so it didn't look too poor quality. Came out rather nice.
Anyway /pathetic/ stories ITT
Show us the picture, anon
>>24389794
live desu sempai
i once threatened to kill myself if this girl who is 6 years older than me stopped talking to me (im 18)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KISS A GIRL ON THE LIPS WHEN I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO OR LOOK AT THEM??
just be yourself and everything will fall into place
>>24389883
THAT IS BARELY EVEN ADVICE AND YOU KNOW IT
>>24389785
Well that fugly chick isn't going to help. She scares the shit out of me
21+ virgins only thread
Appreciates report in!
Level 22 here, I wish i had a wraith mentor
What is a meme sofa?
All right, little apprentice.
35 years old and wizard, speaking.
Do you want to live a miserable, nasty life? Cast off, unwanted? Rejected in that monstrous, radical sense that very few humans are rejected? To never experience even a hint of sexual affection before you die?
Fine. I'll teach you to see flesh with a god's eyes. And trust me, none of this magic is nice or happy. It is blood-soaked. It is ugly. It is the blackest of black. It is despair, it is hurt, it is sadness.
Want to walk this path? Well, I guess if you're walking...
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20 here
LET ME IN
>Look who came out of his cave! Anon come say hi to your aunts and uncles and put a nicer shirt on!
I'm 31 nigga. I see only the family I want to see.
what an ugly family. At least they're rich.
PUT A NICER SHIRT ON???
BUT MOM HOW COME CHAD GETS TO WEAR A T SHIRT???
Who /addictedtoreddit/ here?
At first, I liked Reddit. It gave me a "one stop shopping" experience for the internet in general.
Then I got addicted to reading the comments, and replying to comments, and now I can't help but go there day after day after day even though it's one huge circlejerk because of it's popularity contest style voting system. A bunch of fucking phonies they are.
But I fucking go there every day anyway, even though it's mostly shit.
I only lurk on sub-reddits where most posters are right wing. So very few.
/r/darknetmarkets is my favorite sub, because it's so dramatic. There are dudes on there literally making $100,000 a month and acting like giant 2 year olds, throwing tantrums, scamming people, threatening dox, etc. The best was this guy posting a video of his fucking industrial-scale Xanax pressing operation.
NOPE
>>>/reddit/
I don't get why you think you are even remotely welcome or expect to be accepted here. If you like reddit so much why even talk about it here? This is 4chan; not youtube, not tumblr, not even porntube. 4chan.
How do I get over a breakup without using alcohol, sugar or food?
>>24389649
you never really do, to be honest. you just find another person and start all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIdmCwAPpg
>>24389649
With cocaine, benzos, and ghb
How bad is your social anxiety?
>>24389639
Can't smoke out the window because I believe the tire guys across the street are watching and judging me, so I smoke in the bathroom. Still feel like I'm being watched
>>24389639
wow is that real?
>>24389811
probably someone who works at a movie theater