Good morning, wagekek. It's a nice day out here.
Another day, another dollar.
WAGEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HOLY SHIT
>>24396812
normie facebook meme/10
real robots know us robot NEETs are miserable and not smug, because we aren't normies.
Maybe try again on instagram or reddit, you'll definitely get normie upvotes there. Saged, normalslime.
>>24396850
Is this the autistic wew guy?
Good luck
How come it's OK for men to talk about their physical preferences in women (no tattoos or piercings, innie vagina, petite), yet when I express that I like tall boys I get called a whore, slut, roastie, etc.?
bc you are a roastie, roastie
Tits or get the fuck out, you know the rules roastie
>>24396799
The only time men are ever allowed to discuss preferences in women is when they're with their male friends. Even then it's still iffy. Men are constantly criticized for having preferences in women, what fucking world are you from Tumblrina?
>Tfw some girls think they can't get a boyfriend
Have you ever tried seducing boys with your feet? If not, there's your problem
>>24396659
not everyone is into feet
>>24396759
If you put them to use and he doesn't like them, you can stop and there's no loss. If you put them to use and he does like them, enjoy your free boyfriend
If you've never tried using your feet to get what you want from boys, you're not living life
>>24396801
already have a bf without degrading myself into some sick fetish
>500 word creative essay due in 3 days
>Haven't started
That's not so bad. Just start now.
>>24396649
>500 words
Shit man, that should take just a few hours.
>>24396667
> a few hours
You mean about 30 minutes at max, right?
It took me four hours to read the required material, research the history of and produce a 15 page paper on three poems for my literature class.
Don't most people type and work that fast? Like, I was under the impression that most people just procrastinated to the last minute and crammed everything into a coupla' hours.
>fashion
For what purpose?
"Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner." -- Lao Tzu
>>24396610
You have to care to a certain extent unless you want everyone to avoid you.
It's caring what other people think about you only if you follow the latest trends and dress in a conformist manner.
Fashion in general is a statement about your personality. When people see you in blue jeans and a graphic T-shirt they'll think you're boring. And that's justified completely, else you wouldn't think women who dress like sluts are sluts.
how does interest in fashion correlate to caring about what others think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotm0zQQhzk
How do you feel when chads try to talk about memes senpai
Well it upsets me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oexiHIst6es
Enough is enough!
>>24396670
keks is enough, i was so ready for him to open his mouth, then all i hear is a sqeeqy fucking chair
>long time drought
>get bf
>he wakes me up every night with sex
>high libido so yes please
>first time spending the night alone at my place in a couple of weeks
>keep waking up every hour or so really fucking horny
>woke up just now, on my stomach (I never sleep on my stomach), arching my ass with my legs spread
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>>24396430
>woke up just now, on my stomach (I never sleep on my stomach), arching my ass with my legs spread
thenks for the lel
>>24396446
What sleeping on my stomach is uncomfortable.
>don't know how to masturbate
lmao u retarded or smth?
>Mum puts me in touch with some girl I used to hang around with when I was 8
>Meet her, things going ok but suddenly she cuts meeting short and goes home
>Call her a couple days later, no reply
>Chalk it down as fail with women number 23532324, delete her number
>Get a call from her 3 months later
>She wants to meet again
>During meeting truth comes out that...
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She understands. I understand. It's just fucking stupid.
You aren't damned if you do. You're only damned if you do something stupid. So don't say stupid shit.
>>24396439
>"just b urself"
I think you missed the part where I said that whenever I do talk I say the wrong thing.
>>24396439
>>24396439
how do you know whats stupid and what isnt
>Hey everybody look! Anon came out of his cave :))
REEEEEEE REGULARS DISPERSE
>>24396391
they only tease you about it because its a bad thing
>>24396391
R-R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUMMMY GET THEM OUT!!!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Why was numetal so goddamn awesome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EZsx4j3N0#t=25s
Moar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKGYMKZS_50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
Because you're 15k I love number metal
>>24396378
It still is, you heard Limp Bizkit's most recent song Ready to Go? Shit is jammin', I love nu metal.
i hate that feeling haha, how about you guys?
Lol yeah it sucks
the smart thing to do is nut
>>24396301
>This thread wiIl actualIy get serious replies
>tfw nocturnal sleeping pattern
Fuck how did it get this fucked up? I used to wake up in the morning but now my shit's completely fucked up.
How do I change this shit?
>>24396244
try to fix nocturnal sleep pattern by staying up all night then going to bed at normal time. next day up till 6 in morning again. fuck my shit up.
>>24396271
>try to stay up all day to sleep at a reasonable time
>pass out anyway
>try to force myself to wake up earlier
>wake up shaking and fall back asleep
I always go through these cycles.
set an alarm, and try to get up. only get like 3 hours sleep one night. just keep doing it until you get your wanted time of waking.
I wish they were more of them. Instead we have a lot of chubby, fat, and obese girls are running around. I like my women a little flat chested and flat butted.
I'm attracted more to their poor self esteem than their appearance.
>>24396214
I kinda like them I guess, but not the full skeleton modes.
I like 'em
>that concave stomach
>those visible ribs
>those sharp facial aesthetics
nice
You are permitted to have sex with a qt3.14 azn grl for FREE under the one condition that you fuck her in the CHAD POSITION
Do you take up this offer? How would you do?
I would last for 10 secondsBecause I have premature ejaculation
>>24395947
>implying I want to touch real women
>implying I can get it up
>implying I'm strong enough to stand while holding someone
>implying
I can't even do ten push-ups.
sup fellow ausbots, another uneventful friday night is upon us, chads and stacies are all out partying and having sex and genuinely enjoying life while we are all alone
at least we have each other, so how are you all holding up? doing pretty shit myself
planning my suicide Tbh faM
i also wish i was dead
>>24396060
what's been troubling you?