Cutting thread pls
post pics
pic is not mine
I hate myself, but I couldn't stomach cutting myself like that. What is wrong with these people?
>>24397652
Can you post your feet? :3
>skittles
Skittles are nasty you faggot, who eats those and is genuinely enjoying life?
Reminder that if you spend more than 4 hours here a day you deserve your depression
Reminder that you are the ones abusing your parents and not the other way around
Reminder that there is no such thing as normies
Reminder that there is no such thing as robots
Reminder that your life isn't a fucking movie
Reminder that you bring it to yourself
Explain why.
It's like the Imperium isn't even trying anymore.
>>24397577
>argue with me for 4 hours until I get tired and leave
No, you know this is all true already and my time is way too precious for this
fuck life. I thought I was out. I thought I got to be a normie. I was so happy
>Classmates make me go out because it's my birthday
>Incredibly awkward the entire time, just standing in the corner of the smoking area because its quieter like a beta
>Classmate introduces me to his roommates friend
>qt
>Reminds me of Maisie Williams but with less fucked up eyes
>Being incredibly beta...
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>>24397484
>All in all, 7/10 night
yeah, handjobs are under rated
Sounds like you had an awful time man, poor you.
>>24397484
God damn you fucked up.
How does something like this exist?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3696421
He is one of the most handsome men I have ever seen but he says he does horrible with women. WTF?
I would fucking kill someone just to look like that.
Terrible social skills.
>>24397454
Being socially retarded can kill your chances even if you are incredibly handsome.
>>24397454
Women hate meek and passive men so much that even attractive looks won't get them laid
So I went out, dressed up, went to a party, talked, drank, socialized, danced, had a good time... and still didn't fucking get laid. FUCK. This is so goddamn frustrating. I just want to get this off my chest but now my sex drive is so crushed and defeated I don't even want to beat off, I just want to lie down and cry. My oneitis also didn't want to be around me and talk to me and probably banged some other guy she was chatting up eagerly (I could ask around to find out if she did but don't want to seem that pathetic, though I'm close to doing it). What...
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>>24397421
>Don't just say "try again", I've been trying this shit over and over and it's the same result each time.
Have you tried going insane? You'll have fun trying over and over, then.
You don't deserve to be laid.
Try, differently.
>coworker from the support dept configures my new computer
>end up talking to her about One Punch Man while the software is updating
>then she copies back my old stuff
>bunch of pepes on the desktop appear
>"oh, sad frog" she says
>then says since my computer is ready she's going back now
>tell her "alright see ya, I'm not gonna show...
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>>24397403
>implying it's not reddit pepes
>implying females come here
20 butts
>>24397403
really wish this was true
>>24397403
>implying anyone who browses r9k would call pepe sad frog
>she probably thought you said you had a penis collection
post your current feels
how are you holding up, anon?
>tfw no direction in life
>literally coasting through until the urge to suicide becomes too high
When I was a young man, I was looking for older fat women. I assumed I might get an easy access cause I was young and them desperate. How wrong I was, they could easily find Chad online.
Now I am almost 30 and I wonder. Would I even be able to get an older fat gay man? Or would he be able to get a better option? Maybe paying a young man in Thailand or somethng?
>tfw leading on gay dudes for attention
>aunt says she needs to use my computer
>she needs to finish a something
>she goes to open
>she sees this
fuck! i am going to have to an hero now
>windows past 7
>shit ugly old hag
You better kill yourself.
>>24397226
That's not even bad you pleb
>>24397272
it's not illegal or anything but it's embarrassing. i would have rather her seen porn than this
>tfw sitting in bed on your laptop is one of the best feelings in the world
Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner? It feels like being in comfy paradise.
true reason I'm a loyal macfag desu senpai
>>24397222
>only laptops in the world are macs
ok family
ahahahah me right now feels good mayne
>check normiebook
>full of posts about people finishing University, getting married, having kids, getting jobs etc
>Im sitting alone in my room feeling like absolute shit
Yup, all been there.
I removed all of my facebook friends earlier this year after not using it for the longest time.
Every time I did check it was exactly what you described. We're not made for this society.
30 fb friends master race
i only keep people who dont make me feel shit about my life
i only like talk to 5 IRL
the rest are eye candy/generally have entertaining stuff to post
Delete that shit. One of the best decisions I've made.
Anyone else stock shelves overnight? It's a decent job for a robot but man is it depressing. Also general wageslave thread I guess.
>>24397201
Over night? I didn't even know, that that's a thing! Do all shops do that?
at least on nightshift you can bring your ipod or something
it's a lot worse during the day
>>24397223
I imagine only larger grocery chains, ones that could afford to keep it running 24/7 even if closed
>>24397250
Not with my manager
Here, we help posters from falling victim to suicide by encouraging them to express themselves, share stories and give words of motivation.
Please reconsider.
What's the most effective method if I can't find a room to hang myself in?
UK RobotLad here
>>24397194
Don't listen to this faggot. Suicide is awesome. Don't forget to wear sexy clothes when you kill yourself and to stream it live on the internet.
>>24397252
Hanging yourself is painful and thus not as effective as you'd think. The most sureway -and- painless suicide is through an exit bag.
My gf is travelling overseas on a contiki tour. And she told me how one of the guys she befriend asked if they could spoon, she didn't do it. I got mad about the fact he asked at all and she started saying "he only meant it as a friend" which really pissed me off. Am i being keked? Her defending someone who wanted to be intimate seems like the road to kek-hood. What is your opinion?
Pic related, man in question
Replace all the "kek" with "kek" and you know what i mean, idk why the fuck that happened
yeah he has or will smash that, sorry guy.
>>24397176
>Replace all the "kek" with "kek"
I don't understand.
Have fun shoveling your driveway on your way to work, wagekekers. I hope it doesn't make you laaate, or Mr. Steingoldenburg might give you a nice little talk.
I'll be right here collecting autismbux, playin vidya and getting plenty of exercise, enjoying life to the fullest.
>>24396922
turns out robots stopped giving a shit and the only people who like these threads are the redditor normies who come here. sorry, normalslime. no likes for your post here
>>24397150
why you so mean? i see you on all the neet threads insulting my fellow autists :(
>>24397170
>pretending to be autistic
sorry normie, nobody cares about your happy easy normie neet life with hobbies and sex. Go back to facebook.
anyone feel like your depression is just the death of your old identity, like a snake shedding its skin, but now you're stuck in limbo and finding it hard to fully cross over to the new one?
why do you think its so hard to cross over?
do you think this theory is bullshit?
>>24396873
sounds liek bullshit depression is a chemical imbalance tbqh
>>24396873
I relate to this.
Since college began life has changed so dramatically-- thrust into adulthood with the mind of a child. I saw and experienced things I wasn't ready for psychologically, even though much of what I was exposed to were common rights of passage.
I've always had depression to some extent, but post high school has been a very difficult transition, and it's come on in absolute full force many times. It does feel like I'm changing, however, and things are starting to get...
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Depression could just be a meme. Remember, Sigmund Freud's ideas were all the rage when they first came out but are now regarded as bullshit. Cholesterol used to be regarded as something bad but is now seen as a protective substance that you're not supposed to get rid of through medication.