If you are a depressed man you can distract yourself with hookers and porn but since women aren't visual...these things really don't help at all
bait fuck off back to reddit
>>24404073
>BAAWWWW!
>men multiple levels above my station just want to fuck, not take care of meeee!
just like the robots you whine about, if you actually put effort into bettering your self you'd do better, and as a female you'd enjoy a significantly higher multiplier on your returns.
>>24404073
Being a woman seems nice.
I wouldn't have to distract myself with hookers and porn and could actually get laid just by merit of existing.
>Links to previous threads
>Part 1: >>24360199
>Part 2: >>24382117
>Summary too long to type here, view archived threads for the end of Saga 1
>part 3
>saga 2
>life is full of poor choices and insane levels of luck
>right as my neetmoney/scamming money/foodstamps runs out move in with wow girl
>wow girl lives in Spokane
>fly out to Spokane
>no money
>no job
>nothing
>wow girl offers me to stay rent free food free for 3 months until I find income
>you are probably wondering why wow girl is allowing all this
>back story time
>remember all that wow playing I did in parts 1 and 2?
>I spend a lot of that time socially engineering the wow girl to break up with her fiance
>convince her he is cheating
>like a fool, he admits to smoking weed in her apartment when she asked him not to
>she breaks off their engagement, offers me his old room as repayment and being such a good friend
>agree
>first few weeks are boring
>only interesting thing that happens is I begin to construct a new neet nest
>not a lot of nesting materials available.
>sleep on an inflatable mattress for the first few weeks, kinda comfy
>wowgirl is very resistant to my sexual advances
>surprised
>need to get cock in a pucci asap or The Itch will return and severe psychotic behavior will begin
>fuck it, its gonna happen anyway
>almost like an omen of things to come, I take her bottle of orange juice out of the fridge
>greedily chug it down
>her two cats watch me with concern
>whip out The Terminator New cock name assigned after causing FatCharlotte to babort in my bathroom
>Piss heavily into jug
>Get some on my hand
>Call kitty over
>flick piss on its face
>faglaugh and bring OJ bottle with me
>The first of MANY pissjugs to be born.
>curl up in my neetnest of inflatable bed and sheets
>hide pissjug in closet
OP you are a god among men. Please continue
>1 month later
>wow girl is dating chublord Tim
>chublord is a 911 operator and brags about it like its the pinnacle of human accomplishment
>wowgirl has college degree but is a waitress
>fuckin normies
>chublord hates me because i am living with his fuk toi
>hear them mating daily
>this must be what a farm sounds like in the...
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>>24404227
>full insanity mode engaged
>I will begin to honor my prey with pissjugging
>next time we get groceries i make her buy one of those giant 36 packs of bottled water from sams club
>every time i do something malevolent i will fill 1 bottle per act with urine and store it
>decide to up the ante a bit
>any time i get caught i will drink...
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Daily reminder short people are subhuman
okrobot pls go
>>24403969
I look more like upper right but am short genetically cursed male that must cope with never being loved
Enjoy your cancer lanklets
Ever since I started balding I quit life. I just can't live with another flaw in my life and my hair was my everything. As long as I can remember I would always wake up take a shower and style my hair. I was really good looking with hair too a lot of the cute girls wanted me. I was like a 7 with hair and if I shave my head I'm freakishly pale (everyone says so) I have bags under my eyes that make me look stoned (everyone says so) and I have a really huge putruding eyebrow bone above my eyes.
After this I realized there's no God. My brother used to run around...
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Well obviously you should transition
>>24403957
ITS JUST HAIR MANG
quit being superficial
i realized there was no God the day i saw a man reject God for not ensuring that a person's hairline corresponds to his behavior.
Why do normies cry and cheer during movies?
they can't tell them a part from reality.
>>24403948
>top left corner
>le greedy jew merchant meme irl
>>24403948
What is even going on in this webm?
Who /goingbald/ here?
>>24403907
What lvl?
>>24403907
>>>/soc/
Saged and reported :^)
>>24404820
It's against the rules to announce that you reported someone.
was he the epitome of a robot?
He had a son.
>>24403950
did you even watch the movie
>>24403959
BASTARD FROM A BASKET
Now I remember. Sorry ;_;
>BE 19yo me
>Get accepted into my college's radio
>Had a demo run last week
>Have to go in today for my 1st actual session for 2 hours
>I was told I have one homework assignment
>"Anon you have to think of a DJ Name for next week, you can't just go in with your actual name"
>I go into my radio block in 30 minutes
I need help...
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uh, plenty of djs go with their real name
theo parrish, hunee, mark grusane, etc
what sort of stuff are you playing?
you could go with a tongue in cheek name like dj pastrami or whatever
>>24403863
DJ Wojak
DJ Stanky Wank
"But anon, you just don't know him like I do! He's not a bad guy! He has a side that you just can't see!"
and top it off with the french flag avatar
>Le french pearl harbor derrorist attacks maymay
>>24403743
you know its geting bad when white girls post hoodrat 'nigga' bullshit and put that 100 emoji
why do people think pop rap music is cool
not even butthurt but come on now, it's objectively shit. retards literally saying 'i drive dat bugatti' while flashing some massive chain at the camera
Show me where you like to touch or to be touched.
i don't liked to be touch
everywhere
I don't know what tits feel like.
>i don't do no-fap because it causes prostate cancer
I don't do no-fap because I like masturbating.
It's not like there's any other way for me to blow my load.
>>24403666
Im sick of tapping, also fuck you Satan
Post white cuties. Now.
> no low-res pictures
> no professional overshooped photos
> bonus points if google image search gives no results
this one is really cute
Fuck this kek fag robot of ours
I fucking hate this rob0t filter
>a transexual girl has a crush on you
would you date her?
Girls never have crush on me.
if it was one of those, no
if it was the goddess in pic related, of course
>>24403591
It would never happen, but I would if he was post op.
Thoughts?
Does this advice work?
>>24403498
Absolutely. I just don't know which direction is forward.
>>24403498
it is hard not to give a shit what people think when they control the means by which you stay out of poverty as well as things that make life worth living like an education, decent career, friends, gf and possible illness and death in the future
I mean it works if your one and only problem is that you're worried about what other people think. But if you have no idea what direction you want to go in, and feel like you don't want to move anywhere at all, it's essentially meaningless drivel.
Rate this gif.
This should brighten up your Friday.
it's a man isn't it
It made me feel like shit realizing I will never a gf like that. So I guess 1/10.
It didn't.