Ask a guy who wore a sissy thong and walked around "accidentally" exposing himself to random females all day today anything
>>24412612
When did you first realize you were undeniably homosexual?
>>24412612
How's your AIDS?
>>24412620
But I'm not, anon.
It`s 04.26 here, and i can`t sleep for shit.
ask me anything i will answer 100% truly (not saying credit card, name or number keep it real guise)
How many bananas can you peel in 7 minutes?
Social security
what time is it where you are and can you sleep well at all?
>live in small town
>just want to live life in a city
iktf anon
hopefully i can escape this hellhole soon
this isn't a place for a young man
>>24412476
go kill a deer
>>24412504
fuckin this. It's like if you want to go to school or work a decent job that's not gonna kill you in 20 years you first have to save up enough money to get the fuck out. Either that or give up and just join the military
>tfw no fat hawaiian friend that tells you everything is going be ok even when its not
>tfw he's not there to teach you how to play ukelele and surf
>tfw you can't chill with him after work and make jokes about your grandmas
Why live?
That actually sounds pretty nice.
Sorry bro.
The only version of somewhere over the rainbow I can listen to desu senpai.
>>24412381
"As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, it's time for a dicking!"
How does it make you feel to know that you will never experience what a lot of people consider to be the most important thing in life?
>tfw never been in love
>tfw never even liked a girl beyond physical attraction
>tfw I will never experience intimacy
>tfw nobody will ever give a shit about me
Really fucking sad. I mean It always a sad thought, but never feeling these at my age has been devastating. Just reading your post got my eyes teary.
Money over love.
If you couldn't tell by now that shit does buy you happiness.
>>24412365
I bet there are some aliens out there who can experience more mental states than us and would rank love somewhere like 1200th for most important emotions
>tfw have a selection of 3 girls to choose from for a GF.
Help me, /r9lk/. This isn't me bragging, this is me asking for genuine advice on how to choose.
well describe them mother fucker
>>24412312
>Imaginary Girl
>Left Hand
>Right Hand
I'd go with your left hand, it would give the closest tactile sensation to a real gf as you'll get.
>>24412312
its almost like there is a board for advice...
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, tiyanak finding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
id fuck her brains out m8
Please don't post this anymore.
These arent really funny m8. At least all the other reoccuring threads are
>tfw depression's got a hold of me
Spray paint the walls. It feels good.
GOTTA BREAK FREE
The worst is when it gets you and you dont even realize it, in a fucked up way Im glad Im aware of it.
>be 12
>been saving up my good boy points since birth
> have at least two thousand last time I counted
>thinking about what to spend it on
>lifetimeoftendies.gif
> Mommy comes up to room check on me
>asks why I have been by myself all day.
>tendies-or-GTFO.jpeg
>decide to tell her I've been...
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5/10
not great but at least it's OC
Um..Excuse me?
the fuck did i just read
>just survived day 200 in the long dark
>less than .5% of players have done this
>did it on the hardest difficulty
>less than half of all players even survive the first day according to steam
>feel accomplished that I did something others can't
>remember that this is how I spend my time when I'm not wageslaving
>other people have friends they spend...
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Better than me. I'm not even good at electronic pretend life.
i don't know what that means OP
Still an accomplishment bro. I fuck up destiny Pvp like no ones business, with outdated gear.
Here's 3 things equally or more pathetic.
1. Cup stacking
2. Jigsaw puzzles
3. Posting here
Why do girls avoid eye contact with me?
They are trying to make sure you know they don't like you. That's how all ignoring and avoidance works.
Your eyes are too beautiful for them
>>24411975
stop making eye contact with girls you pass on the sidewalk you fucking weirdo
Dear smart robots,
i just got called a pawg. should i be insulted? is this a compliment or an insult? i need to know how mad to be. thanks!
compliment
post booty
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24411566
It's a compliment.
PAWG means you're legit curvy and not in a REAL WIMMIN HAVE CURVES way
Should I message her?
no
>have to add something to my post
Do it anon. What's to lose if you don't? Your dignity? There isn't much left of that.
I know that feeling man, im trying to decide too.
>live in a pretty small country
>made myself easily doxable because I had nothing to loose and I thought I was untouchable
>what can happen right? Someone post my Facebook pic or calls my mother?
>nothing gets posted
>forget about it
>now getting phone calls at 3 am were nobody speaks, just hear breathing
I am safe right guys? What are the chances of another anon living in my tiny...
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>>24411404
where/how did you make yourself easily doxable? why?
>>24411404
>made myself easily doxable
not deliberately, right?
>>24411404
>>24411428
also chances are they're just fucking with you, I really doubt they'd give enough of a shit to actually do anything. not only is it unlikely that they live near you, but what would be the point, anyway? all you did was put your info out there, it's not like you gave anyone a reason to seriously harm you. if you got yourself doxxed on 4chan, you know this place is full of cunts that like to make others suffer just for fun.
>Youtubers are your only friends
anonymous are my only friends
>>24411389
Hello YouTube YOUTUUUUUUUBE
how does it feel that your only friends belong to the worst community on the internet?