saturday night, how are you ausbots holding up?
just made cottage pie for dindins now i'm knocking back a few drinks and playing a shitty game i bought yesterday
>>24418036
Just playing for video games and applying for jobs.
Also, it was busy as fuck in Surfers today, fuck schoolies.
>>24418036
> Anglo Australian young men
> Indoors
Just go outside, you fuckwits.
>>24418081
don't remind me. if there is any justice in the world a bomb will go off down there
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a normalfag are you?
10 being Chad and 1 being a homeless,mentally retarded cripple.
Quick tips before rating.
>If you're in school or have a job of any kind you are a 5 at worst
>if you have friends who you talk to regularly (including internet friends) you are a 4 at worst
>If you ever had sex or a girlfriend you're a 7 at worst
>>24418008
8-9
>>24418008
I'd say 3. I still have family I see rarely, and have positive experiences with. I live with my brother. I see old friends from time to time, but I have no job, don't go to school, and have never had any sexual/romantic experieneces with women.
8-9, I think. I'd probably be full normie but I can't stand normie culture so I just stay in my room.
OK, I am a white female at a state flagship university. The university I go to has a ton of asians. This is a known thing about the school.
There are *so many* asians in my math classes. I am a math major, so that would be the majority of my classes. It is not uncommon for me to be the only white female in the class. At most there will be 3 other white females in my class of ~40... maybe 1 or 2 black kids... 10 white dudes... everyone else is asian.
Not only this, but the asians are constantly chatting in their own language, being rude, and worst of all - fucking...
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>>24417921
if they cheat report them to your lecturer, if the lecturer pussies out take it higher, if they all do nothing create a uni movement demanding equality and no double standards for foreign students, get the SJW scum on it, try to twist it into a race debate, claiming black people cant cheat but foreign asian students can or something.
>>24417921
UCI?
>>24417921
its the only thing they have,they failed at anything, manlet,dicklet,fugly
the good thing they dont complain about it like niggers and white trash woman like you OP
>he posts on /r9k/
>he's straight
what are you failed normie heterosexuals doing here?
>he post on /r9k/
>he's not hideous
Failed normalfags everywhere
>>24417875
>he's curved
>he doesn't post on /lgbt/
how bad of a reject do you have to be to be rejected from /lgbt/?
i legitimately don't understand why a straight person would post on /r9k/
>Tfw no cute, white, artsy, athletic, career driven white gf who hates minorities
>her
>white
Holy shit I know her.
Which means maybe I know you. ACHS?
>that thing
>cute
wewewew lads
who will rise to the cause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ
after the eggman thread last night i feel sorry for eggman
he doesn't need money he just needs to be out down like a sick puppy
>>24417818
com on you monsters he needs us
>>24418093
>out down
put* down
Why the fuck am I so tired all the time
My body is pale and weak as fuck. I have bags under my eyes always feel faint. I always wake up tired as shit. I have literally no energy I can't work I can barely get shit done around the house.
Your skin is cold to the human touch. Your bleeding heart not beating much.
You could be anaemic. Iron tablets could do the job.
Same thing here buddy. I would kill for some melanin
Dubs decide how I kill myself.
>>24417783
By wait while going about your life normally.
gun if murifat
>>24417794
Reroll, waiting while going about your life normally.
How uncommon is pedophilia?
Being a pedo myself, I have this suspicion that probably all males have at least some pedo thoughts. As in, I grew with them from puberty, like a normal kid develops their sexuality. It's just natural to me.
But then I get worried that I might be too casual about it and accidentally get outed.
So am I right? feel as if most guys kind of act the pedo hating stuff, and at least occasionally have sexual thoughts about children.
Have you?
Do you really think it's that rare? How uncommon is it really?
Basically...
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Tbh, I don't think it is that common.
But being sexually attracted to 12-16 year olds?
EXTREMELY COMMON! (yes even 12 year olds)
>>24417771
>Is it really THAT uncommon to find (the hot ones at least) pre-pubescent girls sexually attractive?
Yes
I've heard up to a fifth of people have pedo thoughts to some extent
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
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22 years old.
I have a small group of pretty good friends, and one very close friend. I rarely see them in person but I talk to them online regularly. I almost never go out for social reasons.
I live at home with my parents, but they're loving and supportive and always have been.
Not working at the moment but I was very recently, and I'm studying for a future career (not university).
I exercise every day, but I don't exercise heavily. At the very least I do pushups every night before bed. I'm not in great shape but I'm still in the best shape...
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i got 2.4
i want to be in a polyamorous relationship with a bunch of autistic anime girls. :3
>>24417532
Everyone does, it's a nice fantasy m8
Well be a hunky blond guy then.
>>24417558
why do you say that? what gives you the impression that is the "requirement"?
Sup robots, i just ended a 5 years relationship with my now ex gf.
She cheated on me with a guy in college in the first year, i got really down cuz of that, tried to kill myself 1 time, went to a shrink, got meds, stabilized a bit. Then a couple of months later i saw them holding hands out of college and went full berzerk mode, beated the living shit out of the guy, almost got arrested.
A whole year passed with me trying to get on track when she contacted me and wanted to come back, after a lot of begging and bad times i accepted.
Now after 2 years it seems...
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>i just ended a 5 years relationship
I'm not reading this, kill yourself normalfag
Fuck off normalfag Jesus christ
>>24417531
>She
You people keep making this mistake.
What are your 5 major goals in life right now?
1. Start lifting
2. Start reading
3. Learn how to play guitar
4. Learn how to play Melee competively
5. Engross myself in my hobbies and self improvement so much, and make myself hyper-attractive, and just have no-strings-attached sex with women and break their hearts all the time.
1. Get a job that makes at least $15/hour
2. Write a screenplay
3. Hike in Europe/travel in general
4. Get over my stagefright so that I can actually perform songs in front of people
5. Die before I'm over the age of 60
>>24417530
>go back to school
>make friends and get a gf (by the power of azura)
>eventually run my own health and wellness center
Just 5 really.
I want a harem.
Who plays /DND/ here? post stories
>just start out as halfling rouge
>party meets mayor of town after it's taken over by opposing army
>the mayor's been ousted from power and is on the run
>our cleric gives him 100 gold before he leaves
>pickpocket it all as he walks away
>>24417447
>>24417447
pic related is qt oc. also, pickpocket your cleriic
>tfw no /r9k/ DnD group
Most recently played a Paladin.
>dumb brute party member finds magic ritual chalk
>getting our asses kicked in the middle of a fight in a burning forest
>brute tries to "power up his sword" by slathering it with the chalk
>some of the chalk dust falls on his crotch
>nothing happens to his sword but his pecker turns into a butterfly and flies off into the flames
>meanwhile I am the only player who's trying to...
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I'mdrunk. I can't feel my face. But i would like to go to 7/11. As long as I don't act disorderly I won't be cited for public intoxication right? I'm going to my oneitis house afterwards because im lonely.
>>24417417
You should better have got done more
Go to the 7/11, eat some food, and try to calm down and realize that a drunken middle of the night visit to your oneitis's house is a very bad move.
is this you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pup7ux2WKlM