If you dont have long hair then you are not a robot.
Bald because of hair loss is acceptable though.
Barbers are for normies.
Cutting your own hair is for keks.
what if i get my hair cut because mommy tells me to?
I'm bald on top with shoulder-length hair on the sides. The ultimate robot haircut and an absolute sign that things aren't getting better.
Who else feels completely depressed when they think about life in society and routine activities?
I'm not even talking about the whole wagekek meme, this is completely different.
It's just this abhorrent idea of having a well-defined, conventional and mildly happy life.
You get a medium sized apartment, you get used to your neighborhood so you know which restaurants you like the most, you go grocery shopping mechanically, you ride the bus/tube and hear people on the phone talking about their lives which seem to be unimportant, yet are roughly identical to yours. Then you go home, you quickly microwave or order a pizza and get yourself a beer because hey, you feel tired so you deserve it. You turn on your laptop and the TV, drown yourself in this warm, comfortable flow of familiar sounds and information, and suddenly you find yourself wondering if things could have been different at some point.
You feel happy and satisfied with your life. You feel like you've somewhat succeeded, you know? You managed to keep a low profile, you have a source of income, you have a lot of free time.
Yet, there's still a faint sense of unfulfillment, some kind of eerie nostalgia. You try to shake it off as a reminiscence of a childish dream, but it's there, undeniably.
It's that strange, not-quite-sad yet melancholic idea that makes you think that, perhaps, if you had done things differently, something else could've happened - you could have gone somewhere else, far from the "cycle of life" and the incessant buzzing of humanity.
You could have entered a new world, but you chose to stay in this one.
>>24421940
>blah blah blah blah banal prattle
>what if what if what if
>>24421993
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
We lose once we allow the reality of life to define us
Unfortunately, this has already happened, so just by virtue of existing here we have already lost
People who expect their abstract, impossible dreams to come to life just haven't realized this yet
People who let go of those dreams despite their temporary loss, though, damning themselves to an eternity of what is before them, they're the saddest of them all.
Do you measure up against these massive porndicks?
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
>tfw small to average dick
>tfw dick is only 18.5 cm
>tfw will never have big dick
I think it's like 4 inches, someone on the internet told me
>>24422343
great meme, kid, really impressed.
why don't you check these doubles as a reward.
Why don't girls throw themselves at him? He looks like a fantasy.
Supposedly because he's beta. But you'd think with all the feminism in society today and grills getting short haircuts they'd also "rebel" and become socially assertive but that hasn't happened yet.
>>24421949
>"rebel" and become socially assertive
But anon, that'd take work. Women don't want to have to do any real work with their lives.
>>24421902
stop posting about this kid everyday faggot.
Kill yourself wagekek
no XD XD XD
>>24421882
>projecting
Hang in there NEET-kun. Are able to access psych or counseling services through your benefits?
>>24421882
I think about it every day for the most part
How do I kill myself slowly and painlessly?
>>24421833
continue living
Why slow? Fast is probably more painless
>>24421833
starve, restrict heavily 100-200 calories
slowest and most uncomfortable way imo
How to get a beard robots?
>tfw 18 and still only neckhair, moustache and chin hair.
>tfw look ulgly af without a beard hiding my shit chin
Just fuck my shit up
>>24421702
Oh yeah, pic related is me with shooped beard looking alpha as fuck
Slickaroodickaroobumparoo familia
Beards dont even have the masculine look anymore with the amount of hipsters that grow them. Clean shave is the only way anymore
bot music.
come join me (no metal or rap)
preferably instrumental only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
>>24421614
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0j7LEEzjrso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k_f2QK77ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0BOK0EDFE
Is there a more robot song?
I'm flying out to join the French Foreign Legion next week. I hope they will accept me. Anybody had experience with them? Is it worth it? I mostly just want to become alpha and get the French citizenship in 5 years or whatever. Plus bang some French qts.
Post your experiences here fellow legionnaires.
>>24421588
Good luck man. I'd come with if I could afford the plane ticket.
>>24421588
>is it worth it?
I'm french, although devoid of any links to the FFL, but all I'd say is have fun accomplishing the shit missions allots to your unit whenever they don't want our own soldiers to be endangered. But at least France is involved in Lybia, Mali, Tunisia, Central Africa (more than any current power cause we based) so you'll never either run out of assignments.
Also
>wanting the french citizenship in this day and age
Like...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24421588
Can you do four pullups?
I'm joining the military. They responded to my application within 5 hours. Can they fix my roboticism if I let them?
>>24421528
No. They will mentally fuck you up beyond all recognition. Robots aren't meant for the military, and if you join it you're stupid enough to deserve what you get.
>>24421674
I'm a robot and joined the military fine, it's literally just doing 80 IQ work all day. The only annoying part was basic training until I realized the Drill Sergeants were shitposters IRL and I just stopped caring when they yelled because it just fuels them to yell more
where are you shitposting from OP?
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH WAGEKEKS?!
these people who get up at 5 in the morning to go slave away at some menial soul-crushing job
the only time i'd get up at 5 in the morning, is if i smelled some tendies cooking
>*buh da tiss*
oh oh, dont get me wrong, i appreciate what theyre doing.. yeah, yeah, i appreciaye them working and paying for my benefits
>*ba da tiss*
>tfw no unemployment benefits in my country
>>24421520
the normies are getting desperate with their desire to stop their boring unfunny facebook meme going. robots don't care about other people's employment status, normalshit. keep your normie matters on reddit. you are not welcome here you are not wanted here nobody likes you here you do not belong here you do not fit in here
>>24421520
Fuck off faggot it's a Saturday.
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24421455
checked.
also
>normalfags still think electrical engineering isn't something you couldn't teach to a baboon.
>med
>just learn some latin bone names for a few years
>something a computer do much faster
>a computer built by an EE-Mastermindrace
checkmate fag
I'm glad for the sake of my dignity that I'm not an engineer.
>tfw too intellectual to get a gf
>>24421440
>tfw to sperg to get a gf
>too intellectual
god damn you suck
>>24421456
this is the real problem. no one wants to hear you sperg out about abstract philosophy or obscure russian lit.
post ITT if you really, REALLY fucking hate yourself
here.
why is shit so fucking easy for normies but not me?
I don't really, only sort of
Deep down I love myself even though life keeps attempting to convince me that I shouldn't
In the end none of it sticks
>>24421431
Because you're anon, anon
Why don't you just start to lift, learn to groom yourself, find one social hobby and get laid within the next 6 months?
It is literally that simple.
Because that would really cut into my masturbate and shitpost on 4chan time.
>>24421137
Too busy wagekeking
>>24421137
Why would you eat chicken fingers while biking? And why is pepes ass showing?