Why don't you have a gf?
Laziness, my problems will always boil down to laziness
I don't make any effort to get close to people & grow cold when it happens naturally
Also why I have no friends except a NEET I talk to from highschool
>I could get a gf if I wanted
no
>tfw fell for the "women have it on easy mode, just make an online dating profile!" meme
>inbox full of 35-50 year olds sending obviously copy-pasted, vaguely sexual messages
>profiles are all poorly lit selfies with either very little text or none at all, when there is text it's usually a list of retarded video games they play on a daily basis
But anonette, you're wrong. Girls do have life on easy mode.
be my gf?
>>24439243
>waahh! I, a 4/10 slut am getting men that are only SLIGHTLY more attractive than I am! I deserve Chad himself!
Can you say "entitlement"?
>>24439243
are you aware that you have the power to message people first? that you can look through profiles until you find someone you think is cool and then... say hi?
Stolen snake venom from a zoo i got fired from. Dubs decides what i do with it.
>>24439144
>>>/b/
Drink it tho
>>24439144
Smear on hands and rub your eyes.
>>24439144
Numb your hand and start fapping.
Why the fuck would you steal snake venom you fucking retard
>lt never gets better.
>>24439134
Surprisingly soothing
>>24439213
so is your mother
>>24439213
There's this game called 6 Differences that has similar vibes, it's on Newgrounds
Comfy as hell
So anon, whilst we wait for food, what do you like to do in your free time? Hehe
>>24439033
"Eh, playing guitar, basketball, wasting time on the internet, wbu bb?" ;^)
Usual stuff: play guitar, work out, study, play video games. Sometimes on the weekend I'll make a batch of nitroglycerin for a rocket I'm designing
Absolutely terrifying.
Anyone else /ocd/ here?
Stories I guess...
>>24439011
>wash my hands x amount of times until I feel I'm clean
>half the bottle of liquid soap is gone in a day
I have harm ocd. sometime its so bad i just sit in the corner of the room so i can stop panicking. Im constantly paranoid im gonna snap and do something violent. but taking fish oil seems to help (there is actual science behind it.)
>>24440014
>use hand sanitizer
>wash hands with water
>then wash hands with soap
>rinse hands until smell of soap and hand sanitize is gone
>dry hands with paper towels and avoid drying with a towel at all costs
>hand sanitizer, hand soap, and paper towels gone in a month
How do you deal with the fact that right now, all over the place, people are partying at clubs and getting laid and the cute girl you love is sucking some guys dick who couldn't care less about her... And you're alone on r9k?
If I don't experience it it may as well not exist, so why would I think about it
pretty okay. I'm just drawfagging which is something I can't do in a club
I don't have personal attachments, I'm just waiting for class & work. This is me dealing with it
If you are any of the following, you are a normalfag:
>believe that life has a meaning or purpose
>female
>supporter of any female rights movements
>racist
>had any romantic contact(includes: kisses/hugs (non family members), sex, cuddling, handholding, dating, loving etc.)
>are gay
>support gay/trans rights
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>>24438941
>>24438941
>>racist
what if it's like casual racism as a form of humor? Like /b/-tier racism, not /pol/-tier racism?
>>24439022
It's alright occasionally, but there's a point where people need to stop. As in, if every other word you say is "nigger", you're probably an normalfag.
>>24439022
>>24438941
What if I am /pol/ tier racist?
Honestly, being an SJW faggot is the cool thing these days.
YOU ARE THE NORMIES AND NEED TO GTFO!
Why do women do this
>>24438892
because they are sluts crying for attention especially chad attention
>>24438892
Why is her tshirt pointy?
>>24438892
Why do men feel the need to control what people do with their own bodies?
What's the shittiest excuse you've come up with to get out of killing yourself?
I'll start
>my cat would starve to death before anyone noticed and came to check on me, and I don't want my kitty to die
>>24438748
That's a good excuse. Poor kitty.
>that I wouldn't get my to see my math test grade
it was a C-
>>24438748
That's not a shitty excuse.Depending on how long it would take you to be found.
Any other millennials here who are completely disconnected from their generation?
I'm sure this is a common experience among young adults, but I don't identify with a single thing my generation is promoting right now. It all feels very shallow and superficial, and I don't want anything to do with it. Smartphones. Party culture. "Fast casual" restaurants. Quirky multicultural sitcoms. Emojis. Social media. "Menswear". Netflix. Hip hop music. Video games.
I just don't fucking get it. I've tried fitting in but I cannot...
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Netflix is aight. Have no idea what menswear but if it's the unshaven and dress like a girl thing I dont get it either. That's the beauty of being an adult instead of a teen tho. We dont have to get it.
>>24438743
iktf, OP
People seem to notice that I conspicuously don't have a smartphone (ie, I'm not pulling it out and checking it every five minutes), and it automatically sets off people's 'NOT NORMAL' alarms/ relegates me to 'POTENTIAL RAPIST' status.
I am preselected against in all social scenarios as a result.
Fuck it, though. At this point, it's never going to change for me.
It's a first world thing. I hate it as much as you do, OP. I would love to concentrate all these ratchet middle schoolers who post retarded shit on the internet with the ;D emoji with those shitty tears. I hate the new world we're becoming. I tell you what, them boys ain't right.
>tfw asking out a qt chubby stoner girl this week
I'm gonna make it bros
>>24438730
Chubby girls are god tier, not sure about stoners though. Good luck anon
Nice man. Really happy for you. Report back later.
>>24438826
It means double the chance she'll put out. They're usually super chill.
And chubby girls are usualyl decent in the sack since they have to work harder for it.
A trap wants to bang but if I do I'm gay but I can't get a woman.
What the fuck do I do?
>>24438587
You know what to do. Just fuck. Then cuddle.
>>24438587
You are an animal, what do you care? Go and fuck
>>24438627
I want to but then what if it turns me into a full fledged fag?
>>24438632
Yes I know but its every fathers nightmare about their son.
/r9k/, what does your father do? Let's see if there's a trend.
Works at a grocery store
Don't have one. I'm also the guy who posted "social worker + single mom" in the mom thread
Contractor
Who /losing weight/ here?
I just want to stop being a hamplanet. Being fat my entire life has destroyed my self worth and made me learn to never trust others. If a qt were to walk up to me RIGHT NOW and offer to Take my virginity, I honestly would run away. I am repulsed by the thought of someome else seeing me without clothes on.
Why is dieting so hard? Been restricting calories and working out for about 6 months, down 40 lbs. I still think about wanting to just shove my face full of food every single day, and this causes me to slip on my diet at times. Still...
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>>24438436
Glad you're making progress anon, hope you can get rid of the rest of that weight.
>If a qt were to walk up to me RIGHT NOW and offer to Take my virginity, I honestly would run away. I am repulsed by the thought of someome else seeing me without clothes on.
I'm in the same boat. We're all gonna make it anon. Soon enough I'll achieveskinny twinky fuccboimode.
>>24438436
How much do you weigh? Any progress pics?
I'm down 50 lbs since starting sometime in summer, we're gonna make it anon
Try the ketogenic diet. It actually works, there's still a lot of great food that you can eat (I eat a ton of meat anyway so keto was perfect), and you can lose weight pretty rapidly. I lost probably about 60 pounds in 8 months and felt pretty satiated most of the time.