Hooray wagie! Today is your one OFFFICAL day off. Just remember your 24 hours of freedom goes quickly. Don't sleep it all away.
Tick tock.
>>24440192
Can't stop the clock
Ticktey tock
>>24440192
>I'm a diabled vet NEET
>100% disabled from USMC/deployments fucking me up
>Collect NEETdisBUX every month
>Shitpost forever
Feels good man, served my country (implying jews, oil, etc, don't care, say what you want, I'm a free man now and happier than YOU) and get free shit the rest of my life.
Tick
Tock
Clock
>>24441069
>Disabled
Yeah no, I dont care if I lose a finger, I'd rather be whole that live on neetbux friend.
And yes, you were a puppet of the Juden. What did you lose so I Can rub it extra hard tonight knowing its still attached?
How does someone become a NEET?
step 1: stop being a kuckold
end of steps
>>24440186
Step one
>be a lazy mooching faggot with extremely lenient parents
Step two
>wallow in your filth and unhappiness because you are worthless and a leech
>>24440247
this, currently on year 3 of that exact thing. Want to look for jobs now but don't know what to make up on my resume to explain last 3 years.
I'm fucking terrified to the idea of getting a gf and her cheating on me.
I can't stop seeing everywhere how many people get cheated on and I feel that would destroy me, I couldn't bare it. What is even the point of love if it ends up like this? It scares me to no end.
My distance GF didn't even have to cheat, she just had to find someone close and available to replace me with and it was more soul destroying than you could ever imagine.
>>24440056
stop caring about 3DPD and pick your 2D waifu.
>>24440056
It just kind of really fucks you up and any future relationship you could even consider pursuing
>tfw you will never be anything more than a nigger
>>24440042
fuck nigger bitches
>>24440042
you're lucky, I'm mixed and have to work in a area heavily populated by spics, and they all think i speak spanish, since i look latin.
>don't even want a gf
>knowing I don't have much of a choice in the first place because every woman around me either goes for Tyrone or they just go for a white guy still fucks with me
It's a weird feeling.
Hello, robots. I am a certified chad and a total piece of shit. I will help you get laid / get that girl to start talking to you again, etc. Post a screenshot of where you are in a convo, or whatever, and I will give you A+ advice.
You must do exactly as I say, though, or it makes it hard for me to help you. I'm good at this. What do you really have to lose?
>>24440020
Pointless bro. They dont want help. Btw what is your opinion on women in general?
>>24440103
Women serve the primary biological purposes of producing offspring and bonding with men. Multiple men producing children with a single woman will tend to be highly nonviolent with each-other by nature since they love a common person. This mechanism is the reason, also, why brothers are typically more bonded than other male pairings; their common love for their mother keeps them placid. The optimal social arrangement between men and women would be multiple women to every man, and these women would all be shared. Sex...
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>>24440240
Thats so great I will probably save it when I get home. And what about their personality? Also do you classify women in different categories? Dont feel obliged to answer, I am just sitting here and waiting the grills to wake up.
>they make more money
This isn't an answer, because it's not the cause of them being liked. It's just an effect of them being liked.
It's purely biological.
Height is to women, as curves are to men.
The problem is that most men have a preference for curves (bust size, ass, hips, legs, whatever it may be) but are much more open to variation on their preference.
Women treat their height preference as a height requirement.
Couple this effect with the ongoing theory that the top 80% women fuck the top 20% men and you can see why they hate short guys.
>tfw 5'9
>tfw forever a manlet
>>24439983
>leave school, start working
>notice almost all bosses are really tall guys
>>24440312
>Height is to women, as curves are to men.
What are they doing tonight?
>>24439976
fucking chad
>tfw middle bottom will never be your gf
I think you literally have to be evil to cause somebody's death and not care about it. Hopefully she gets what's coming to her.
>>24439976
Getting railed by Chad obviously f am
i want to kill myself because i have autism
Welcome to the club friend
>>24439965
Nigga, I have autism and manage to hold down a good job that allows me to have a good car, supply my habits, and still have discretionary money. Find your niche and exploit it.
>mfw looking through Steph Curry's instagram
He's only 1 year older than me.
How do some people have everything while I have nothing?
How do I get back with a girl I haven't talked to in a while?
>>24439932
You can always text me back. You'd be nothing short of my holiday miracle.
> tfw a cute guy will not attempt to reconnect over the holidays
reeee, etc.
>>>/soc/ might be able to help you with that kind of problem.
>>24439932
>First Step
Don't.
>Second Step
Congratulations you're done!
What future do women and alphas want for beta men? Do they want us to commit mass suicide?
alls I know is, boy them goils!
Ha ha, you know what I'd do to those tomatas.
>>24439916
Nah we want you to be castrated. Or at least sterilized.
>>24439916
Why does every one of them have a fantastic ass?
>>24440525
That takes care of itself.
>childhood
want to become a dinosaur
>adolescence
want to become an animator
>adult
want to become a teacher
Am I a masochist, useless, pious, a faggot, or what? What's wrong with me?
>>24439902
Maybe you could teach kids to give up on their stupid dreams and do something productive?
>>24439957
Maybe you could teach me how, but I won't put that on you because you don't give a shit. Don't spray me with angry butt discharge because I'm nt the person you won't let yourself be, just go "hey my parents are poor" and move on
>>24440172
I honestly didn't understand this post.
The drop-dead gorgeous girl that banged everyone.
Did she succeed in life?
>>24439706
She became an escort, got 3 abortions, & then married a IT guy, the same type she ignored back in HS
>>24439706
who was the emma of your school?
the somewhat nerdy and chubby chick with huge tits/ass that every guy thought she was ugly but you wanted to fuck the shit out of her but you didnt tell anyone because you didnt want to be "that kid who thought emma was hot"
>>24439739
10/10 bait fgt
>you will never ever creampie a tight pussy
Seriously, this must be the most AMAZING feeling.
It's not much better than fapping.
t. Chink fucker
It's pretty overrated t b h f a m. I agree with the other anon, it's not that much better than fapping and you have the added pressure of pleasing your partner, keeping your dick hard, etc.
It's definitely an experience though
>>24439687
>>24439719
Hey normalscum, please gtfo. Thanks.
>>24439668
Yeah, it might be pretty nice, but it is also risky
>STDS
>unplanned pregnancy
>You will never teach an 11-year-old Natalie Portman how to kill people
>you'll never kill your mother's rapists as an alt rock song plays in the background
>>24439510
Twas a good movie. Had a fetish for short dark hair and pale skin for months after.
>you will never be a handsome quiet autist in good physical shape shape mechanic/stunt driver
SHIT
I SIGNED UP FOR A PENPAL WEBSITE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
SHE MESSAGED FIRST
but she also has a shirtless chad in her friends list
>>24439331
it means she wants to be friends, chill. just be cool.
>>24439331
>I usually end up saying something weird and scaring the person off.
Why would you say this you retard
>>24439331
she's russian obv
russian chicks are even stranger than western women. just don't get scammed into buying her passage here