Asuka or Rei?
Misato.
one in the red
>>24454238
May :3
Why don't girls like virgins?
They think we're creepy and after we've had sex with them we'll turn them into a lamp shade.
Women can't think for themselves, and seek someone to think for them. This applies to sex, child rearing, financial decisions, etc.
As a virgin, you are unproved in the arena, so to speak, and are less desirable. Just lie and say that you're experienced, if you sell it, she'll believe you. Because she wants to believe you.
Dating is just a de-escalating series of lies about yourself. It's pure salesmanship.
>>24454219
being a virgin is a sign that nobody wants to even drunkenly fuck you, or resort to you to lose their virginity, let alone take time out of their life to get to know you and hang out and have fun and do things together
Half a brit and half a feel make it a /britfeel/
who /uglyandlonely/ here?
someone want to share these feels with me?
lads, what do u reckon
>>24452440
I pulled up on the thread, I'm shitposting
I give a damn if you care, I'm an autist
Shitted on the thread like I was constipated
I'm shitposting i don't care if you mute me or not
am I too much of a normie for r9k?
also, template
>>24454188
>hate been called a good kisser
if you reached kissing Stage , you're not a FUCKING ROBOT ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24454249
it says have not hate you fucking autist
It's 23:00, what does a NEET do in this situation /r9k/?
>>24454171
Ignore them
>>24454171
fall for the no fap november meme ?
Bring them sandwiches for their hard work
What did you do to improve yourself this week ?
>I'm even letting Jackie Chan down
Why haven't I killed myself?
I have no idea.
>>24454114
I went to the gym
I don't like the concept of "improving yourself". I think it is too vague.
Hello /r9k/,
I have this girl in my inbox I don't really give a fuck about. Help me out with what to say.
Background info: She says a lot of shit about black dick, she's a White girl and I'm Somali.
Basically told her to fuck off a week or two ago when she was texting me non-stop.
Post that ends in 7 chooses first thing to say.
>>24454041
Bitch, you need Jesus.
Bump ddadada
MMMMMMM girl I bet yo ass look real fine on my meat log
There is literally nothing wrong if a women has a one night stand in her life.
Sure, but don't expect her to be as desirable as she was before.
>>24453965
You're right. All she did was label herself non-marriage material and put herself in the pump and dump category for life Two types of women. Marriage material and pumps and dumps. If she does one night stands she part of the pumps and dumps category. Once their decisions and actions lead one way they are stuck there for life. Actions have consequences.
>>24453997
This is literally not true. You are simply categorizing them like that simply because of your own insecurities. Men and women like to fuck, just because they do so no strings attached sometimes doesn't mean they can't and won't form long-lasting relationships.
>don't have anywhere to live, about to be homeless
>make a post about it on /r9k/
>make it clear that I'm nearly autistic and really quiet all the time
>a femanon agrees to let me live with her for free in return for me being her slave
>take a bus over to her about a state over
>she makes me clean the house and paint the wall and do the dishes and take care of her dog, all of which...
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You should have fucked her you idiot
>>24453945
>not also whoring yourself out
She probably lost interest because you weren't also fucking her, OP.
I know. Easier said than done, but... Sounds to me like she was trying to buy a bf
>>24453945
So where do you live, OP?
>reddit ruined /lit/
>reddit ruined /pol/
>reddit ruined /b/
>reddit ruined /r9k/
Where the fuck can I go now for casual discussion without having to cringe at uncreative meme reposts and immature opinions?
>>24453857
>tripfag complains about influx of Reddit
Oh the ironing.
>tripfag
You are part of the problem.
>>24453857
Oh look, a tripfag who probably came from reddit making a meme complaint about memes.fuck off and die faggot
What kind of weird shit do you say while masturbating? Here's a screen play of mine
>yeah.. YEAH YOU LITTLE BITCH
>GET WRECKED
>I HOLD IT DOWN FOR THE REAL CLIQUE
I'm not even black.
>>I HOLD IT DOWN FOR THE REAL CLIQUE
>I hold it down for real clique
Holy fuck if I saw someone rubbin one out and heard them words it would be magical
i dont fap to porn, just use my imagination, so i just softly moan the persons name that im thinking about
How do I convert to homosexuality?
>>24453700
Well you already are one, OP
>>24453700
Just keep browsing /r9k/ on a regular basis and it'll come naturally soon enough.
Futa starter pack.
Some say if you keep fapping to it your lust for penis grows into anything with a penis.
It's goood
>No peaking, anon!
>>24453558
Your face ruins everything.
>>24453558
I peaked in high school, I'm a failure now
>>24453617
i like her face. it is gentle looking. too bad she is a cosplaying voyeurist.
Global Assessment of Functioning
Read this and rate yourself. Be honest and try to take a step back from your own mind, what would a doctor rate you?
I think I'm either a 60 or a 50.
Between a 40 and a 30
>>24453553
I'm probably a 55. Don't have "symptoms" besides depressive mood but I find it hard to be motivated and have few interpersonal relationships.
definitely 21-30, as I
>sometimes incoherent
>suicidal preoccupation
>stay in bed all day
>no job
>live with mom because i lost my old place
>have a few friends but not rly close
but also a lot of 31-40 symptoms
so i'm going to say 30 I guess, but definitely suicidal preoccupation and stay in bed all day, so definitely not in 31-40
Maybe you are a virgin because you only want 8/10 blondes.
Why haven't you a dated a petite black qt yet?
>>24453291
you guys act like black women are dying to fuck betas or something. NO WOMAN wants us
>>24453291
I definitely would if she had similar interests and liked me back. As long as a girl meets those standards and is somewhat qt I'd date her.
>>24453325
All their potential mates are in jail...
They have no choice