>get fembot gf, roughly 3 months ago
>things going good, talking every day, have the same music likes n stuff
fastforward to today
>"how bigs your dick?"
lol why you wanna know?
>"im just curious"
almost 5inches
>*Goes on for 5 minutes about how small it is, what a shrimp dick I have
I tried to play it cool but holy fucking shit. I feel awful r9k. I actually liked her too, and...
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>>29657583
Just get a bigger dick.
>>29657583
how did you get the qt fembot anon? where do i look?
>>29657583
You know the only option is An Hero, why would you even ask us these you small dicked cuk?
Am so bored. Why can't I get a job?
You're probably 18-21 so employers think you're a communist like the rest of our shitty generation.
>>29657593
Am 23. I applied to one job and still nothing.
Last year I applied to three different stores, nothing.
I've been just walking around my neighborhood aimlessly and sleeping.
>>29657593
There's literally nothing wrong with communism, you absolute moron.
what the fuck is happening between men and woman?
seems like the link between men and woman is getting weaker. more and more woman complaining about so called "chivalry" and good men and the men complain about degeneracy and insane behavior
is it wrong for men and woman to co-habitat? seems like every gender is living in its own sphere and have its own opinions.
i want to keep this question neutral as possible to see the varying opinions
bumpity bump
original comment desu
Women have always complained about "death of chivalry" and have always gone for the bad boys and kept complaining and men have always complained about women being loose and insane.
Stop believing generations have changed this much. We just see this whining a lot more because of twitter and facebook and the ability of everyone to spread their fucking thoughts for everyone to read much more easily
>>29657558
Growing pains. Gender roles are in flux right now as we try to decide the balance of sex in modern western society. Eventually things will settle into a comfortable equality, as long as there isn't a huge change in circumstances. Give it 50-100 years.
Sexy beautiful traps thread?
>>29657513
Post Ugo from TBW to piss people off!
>>29657513
Post Andy from TBW to piss people off!
>>29657513
Le ay Le mao
This might be the funniest thing I ever herd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th1FI7DxQ3Q
Hits home.
Weird how no one posted in this thread even though this should be a relatable thing for a lot of robots.
What the fuck man, that wasn't cool
>>29657477
Not sure if you're sarcastic or trying to sound edgy.
33yo KV. I'm getting pretty desperate here - does this stuff actually work?
Heh, and all those 20 year old complaining how they are KVs. Why are you a KV?
what is a kv?
>inb4notanoriginalcomment
>>29657466
no. its made to get money out of your virgin pocket. Just buy yourself a whore
>tfw too handsome to get the average cuties I want and too awkward to get the stacies that I was made for.
I'm ugly so i can't relate.
>>29657412
this is what you call dunning kruger
>>29657478
I am the ChadBeta
Welcome to the new America. If you don't fit in you're a creep.
The word "progression" has always bothered me in that image. "Progress" would roll off the tongue more easily.
>>29657374
Man, I don't know where you live but your perception is warped. The stuff on the left is an idealized first version of what you imagine life to have been like. People were just as capable of degeneracy back then. For example, my grandfather and grandmother both cheated on one another and had kids by other people. My grandfather did it with a girl fresh out of high school and my grandmother did it with a guy while my grandfather was serving in Vietnam. Meanwhile the longest, most stable relationship I know is that between my best friend and his girlfriend. I know, I know.
>anecdotal evidence
But if you think the right side of that image exists in any meaningful way beyond college campuses, you're quite deluded.
Both are terrible wat do
No respect from me
till you eat that cheese
I sold my soul to Satan
but bought it back from God with this song
>>29657355
I unironically like that album. Am I a freak?
>>29657674
No it sounds great.
When you're laying in bed with a female friend and she starts asking you sexual questions, are you supposed to answer truthfully or give her normie answers?
the questions she asked:
-When's the last time you masturbated?
-How often do you masturbate?
-What's your favorite kind of porn?
-Do you have any kinks or fetishes that you would never tell your girlfriend about?
-what sexual fantasies have you had about a friend?
etc etc etc
She was digging for some really twisted answers.
>having a female friend
You came to the wrong place pal
>>29657276
Answer (but lay off the weird fetishes etc.) but ask her questions in return
>When you're laying in bed with a female friend
I fucking hate you so much
>be me
>log on to r9k after a long day
>no nin thread
why live?
>>29657269
Why live???
For glorious Stanley of course!!
mods please don't make me suffer
Please kill yourself you little retarded faggot - I cannot stress how much of a reject failure you are
*blocks your path*
*unsheathes katana and tips tophat*
.....going somewhere, kiddo?
>>29657264
this is the third one today
just, stop
>>29657264
*teleports behind you*
Yes.... I am going in your HEAD!! SHAKAMARULO HONDA CHIKEAYUEAAAA!!!
*casts a fireball spell that obliterates ur head*
pssh... nothing personnel..... friendo.....
>>29657264
>>29657304
*watches both of you from the top of a nearby tree*
hmm... let's see how this plays out...
>birth child because the parents happened to be horny and drunk and knocked up the mother
>permanently mutilate his penis minutes after he is born
>leave him with surrogate parenting devices like television and video games so they can ignore them and work more hours
>kick him out of the home as soon as he turns 18 so you can convert his room to a home office
>pat one another on the back telling themselves they're good...
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>>29657256
>>leave him with surrogate parenting devices like television and video games so they can ignore them and work more hours
Still better than what I went though. I was left with my aunt all the time and went to work with her. She was a stripper. Cant say it wasn't a learning experience though, all those girls "working their way though college" actually did teach me how to read and advanced math when I was only like 6.
Dysfunctional doesn't begin to describe my family.
>>29657336
holy shit is this the premise of an anime script you're fantasizing about in your jack-off alone time?
>>29657596
What anime have you watched that has actual strippers?
>be on tinder
>auto swipe right on every girl
>a black girl appears
>don't manage to stop myself and accidentally swipe right
>one swipe that could be used on a qt wasted
Why is life so cruel
>>29657158
>Not having Tinder plus
>buying tinder plus
>getting put in bot tier for autoswiping
hihi robots! come join this little discord server, not too many ppl in here so it will be really comfy ~
https://discord.gg/n7YxD
I bet it's about anime. Is it about anime OP?
>>29657144
its about whatever you want it to be ~
>join chat
>scroll up to see whats been said
>talks about circumcision
no thanks senpai, sounds seriously shit