NEETs are officialy a dying species.
rip r9k thread
>>24475003
in UK, at least...
>>24475003
Thats what you get for importing 1000000000 Muslims to an island nation you fucking idiots
>>24475003
Whoop de doo, everyone has 4 hour a week jobs. Great achievement
I just want a woman to think I'm great and love me to the point where she'll have sex with me and never cheat on me
Is that too much to ask?
>>24474894
Boo hoo. Be sociable.
>>24474907
You don't seem to realize what board you're on right now do you
>>24474894
Yes. Unfortunately, yes.
how do you guys deal with melancholy and apathy?
music mostly
>>24474776
>>24474787
I always listened to taylor swifts music when I was sad.
It helped, but doesn't anymore, because I was always sad the last couple of month and listened to her music non stop.
I am a normalfag. There was a time that I was sad. I miss it because I know it will never happen again. You will think this is bad bait, but it's true. The self-hatred and other feelings back then, two-three years ago, were unique and I nearly don't remember them already. It's having been played a beautiful piece of music only once and slowly forgetting it.
Who else here is suffering from crippling depression
>tfw i am just a parasite siphoning money out of my parents pockets
>tfw i can barely hold a conversation with my parents about anything other than trivial bullshit
>tfw each phone call with dad/mom lasts less than 3 minutes and is about nothing other than "how is your day anon, what did you have for lunch/dinner, anon are you happy"
>lie and tell them i am happy
>tfw...
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>be me
>student 3rd year of 5 year program
>leeching off of state and parents to live
>one friend whom I genuinely enjoy spending time with
>cant initiate any activities because of lack of confidence
>tfw meds stop working.avi
>slowly fading into my own mind and drifting away from family and friend
>cant for the life of me make...
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>be me
>college student
>good grades
>not ugly
>have friends
>always lonely
>always sad
>unmotivated
>i knew from the beginning of my college that I'll probably kill myself before I graduate
>still planing on doing it
>think...
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>>24474973
Why are you depressed senpai? You are doing good in school, attractive, have friends. Would you mind sharing what is truly making you depressed?
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msn.com%2Fen-ca%2Fnews%2Fcanada%2Fcanada-to-screen-out-single-men-under-refugee-plan-cbc%2Far-BBnkiSx%3Fli%3DAAadgLE
In order to show solidarity to all of his "DUDE WEED LMAO" NEET voterbase, Trudeau has officially ordered 25,000 virgin Syrian girls hungy for white cock to help his voters get GFs.
This is the happiest day of my life, Syrian males are being keked out of existence, and us tfwnogf will finally have our own QT Syrian GF!!
Fuck yeah Canada!!!
Go to bed kid
>>24474675
It's like 11am
>>24474627
If Trump isn't elected, I'm moving to Canada
Why can't life be like this?
>>24474566
It can be if it was, just not for us.
>>24474566
Yeah, it would be much better if we were unfit social outcasts in a time without internet and constant warfare.
>>24474566
Because we have nice things to keep us warm dry hungry and safe so we don't have to battle on horse back
rules:
>Describe what you think someone looks like, acts like, and Sounds like based on their first name
I'll go first im Zach
>>24474516
You sound like a goddamned queer
>Zach
you're either a flaming homosexual or a douche. Or both.
>>24474633
...my name is Zach too.
What is your favourite part of Elliots manifesto?
The parts where he drives around throwing coffee at hot blonde girls
Everytime I imagine the scene in my head, I burst out laughing
The park where he listened to his sister having sex with a Hispanic guy and masturbated
>>24474496
ending
>tfw you see happy couples walking down the street holding hands
>tfw your "friend" keeps bragging about her new boyfriend
>tfw you talk to an elderly couple and they talk about how long they've been together
I don't want to a fembot!
I don't want to be alone!
I want to be with a man I love!
Reminder that I will marry any KHV fembot over the age of 25 regardless of looks provided that she's a kind person.
>a man i love
theres your problem roastie
you are all dumb and retarded going only for rich popular and handsome men
fuck off
>>24474534
Why over 25?
>say something stupid on the internet
>get called out on it
>close all tabs, sweat profusely and walk around the house trying not to have a panic attack
>>24474387
>not calling them idiots for misunderstanding the argument
>not digging your head in the sand and using the "i was only pretending to be retarded" meme
I was posting shit on the internet when i was like 12. I kinda miss getting blown the fuck out when i post stupid shit
Anyone here autistic enough to write stories? What's the worst one you've come up with?I wrote a guro/snuff one where my waifu dies in a way so gruesome I'd probably get put on some FBI list, and the weirdest thing is I don't have a guro fetish, and as a matter of fact it disgusts me, but I just wrote it because I had some compelling feeling to.
Bunplerino
One final bunp
>>24474383
Please post a pastebin of the story.
To think, there are VIRGINS browsing this board RIGHT NOW.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUTTT!
Good morning, NEET. How does it feel knowing that working people are making money right now while you are sat on your fat ass guzzling down yet another bottle of mtn dew?
Another day, another tendie.
Makes of drug threads should go back to Facebook.
>>24474400
>>24474367
>tfw bizarro /r9k/ is daily /r9k/
What does robot heaven look like?
>it has no crowds
>the 4/5 other robots are spread out and you meet them one by one
>>24474357
>robot heaven
Endless animu girls who will fuck you without any hesitation
>my heaven
Being reincarnated in the Pokemon world so I can marry my waifu
Ever see that episode of Black Mirror where people live in a giant computer / factory thing? The rooms have like a shower area and bedroom. Thats it. The barren square room is actually lined with screens to watch/play games all day. And you earn credits for everything by riding an exercise bike and playong fps's.
How do I safely and reliably increase my height six(6) inches without surgery after my plates have fused?
stilts
>>24474348
yoga and gum-gum
>>24474348
>increase height, without surgery, after fully growing
You don't, you faggot.
i might not have the prettiest smile
or the biggest muscles
or the warmest heart
or anything, whatever, i have nothing
>>24474302
it is as it is.
>>24474302
You do have the biggest nose though anon.
>>24474302
at least you have crooked glasses