Almost time for sleepies, salaryslaves. :^)
Remember to brush your teeth, take your sleeping pills, and set your monkey suit out for tomorrow so you can wake up at an ungodly hour and bust your ass for District Manager Goldshekelbergerstein. His daughter, Stacy-Marie, tells me, her NEET bf Chad, that she can't wait to go on vacation to Israel this Hanukkah.
Nitey-night moneyminion.
how am i a salary slave if i can go to work tomorrow, not do shit, and still collect a check this friday in time for black friday?
>>24487430
>chad
great Facebook normalshit shit meme... NOT
you are not welcome here you are rejected here you do not belong here you have no friends here you have no community here you do not fit in here nobody here likes you nobody wants you here you get out normie
TICK TOCK
Just two more days to go this week
Two more long long days
>he crosses his legs
>responding to this thread with my legs crossed
>>24487395
>falling for the ankle on your knee meme
>he sits criss cross applesauce on the floor
when did you first realize that everything about your life (culture, society, law) was just made up by retarded normies, and now you have to try and live with it?
we blame normies, but they're just people who adapted to it. the ones who made it are responsible for our lives. you say "just adapt" but the reason we're here is we value our autonomy too much to adapt to a system we see as so deeply flawed
>i put on my robe and my fedora
most world leaders are far beyond your average person in terms of normality. if they were so easily strung along like your average person they wouldn't be able to ascend to the point of dictating policy.
>>24487242
why? you're probably too stupid to realize how most of your problems relate back to the society that others have built and perpetuated. even your addiction to technology and 4chan is because of this
Can a woman ever truly be satisfied?
>Be 6'4"
>Too tall/giant freak
Not unless you land 6'0" exactly. And that's just in regards to height..
When she's cheating on someone who loves her.
>>24487367
Does that mean she loves the man she's cheating with?
I have this idea for a breakfast food store called Muffcakes, they would sell muffins with cupcake frosting on top
>>24486956
a 5 second google search shows thats already been invented
A language with only the indicative mood and no forms for the idea of capacity.
>>24486956
...so a cupcake? You do realize muffins are cupcakes without frosting.
She'll be back. You'll see.
Any day now she's gonna come crawling back.
You'll see.
I hope so. I've been waiting for a while now.
Don't think so.
Let's be honest... she wont.
But you told me what I wanted to hear
>this is the only kind of woman who'll ever love you
that's hot
i demand a dominant femanon gf who mocks me on the internet after i eat her butt
>>24486880
Here's your (you) you fucking autist
>>24486880
Cool, how do I get her?
Maybe I'm just slipping deeper and deeper into Schizoid Personality Disorder, or maybe I'm right. I'm convinced now that being lonely isn't such as bad a thing as I thought. With no interpersonal relationships and not conforming to what others think, you are damn near free to do as you please. This time can be taken to study what you want to study, research what you want to research. In a way, we are all our own Gods (though this is true for all humans, not just robots).
I see people always recommending exercise to help with depression but what...
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My retort to this is "To what end?"
What point does it serve to do all these great things and have no one to share it with?
I don't know if this is an existing philosophy, if not, I will name it the Golden Pill.
Tbh this is one of the first steps on the path to truth. The key is consistency
any of you robots play/make music?
heres an EP I was working on (lofi/alternative/garage/jam)
please show me and the others on here any music you have made
http://laserjetski.bandcamp.com/album/luigis-mansion-sucks
A listen from another human would be nice
I will give this a listen whole heartedly and with intent. I appreciate when people make music just for the sake of making music. Thanks anon.
>>24486823
No problem, as a disclaimer I will let you know not only was I smoking a lot of pot when making these but also I wasn't taking my meds either
>>24486823
But thank you for listening, feedback would be great. The drums are lacking due to me having to play all the instruments (no friends/band members)
eggman appreciate thread
He's appreciating the fuck out of his girlfriend's pussy right now
>>24486908
so? who cares
>>24486722
I'd like to stop by his gas station to chat some night, driving through America. Where is it, North Dakota or something?
Hey robots
My wife isn't letting me have sex with her lately, I mainly think it's because her son has been acting up at school and doing nothing but play video games. He's being disrespectful to me as well (and I don't believe in spanking, but trust me, I gave him what-for and a stern talking to) so I come to ask you people, what's the best way to stop someone from playing video games? I tried to take them from him in the past but he ended up throwing a fit.
Thanks in regards- Tom
>HD
perhaps purchase a less ckuk bike?
Smack him in the fucking head when he disobeys you, are you some sort of bitch in your own house?
>>24486735
Fell for the motorcycle meme.
Why do girls try to pretend to be things they have no authority to speak on?
"Tee hee, I'm such a hacker"
>"What's IRC?"
>"What is VI?"
>Never even booted into Kali
"Tee hee, I'm pro at smash bros."
>Doesn't block
>Doesn't even know you can counter
"I'm such a nerd lol XD"
>Owns a batman...
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Because they want to attract orbiters.
>>24486660
>not newsgroups
>not vim
>not bsd
ur real leet kid
I wonder why low intellect, sexual creatures would pretend to have something in common with potential mating partners of high intellect but low emotional intelligence.
Maybe so they stop playing Gamecube and say "hey, I like games too, wanna fuck?"? Hmm I wonder.
What is the most cancerous, faggotry-ridden board on 4chan?
>>24486637
you're posting on it :^)
/b/.
Well actually it's just really normie infested but it's still pretty bad.
>>24486637
/pt/
>try to fap
>mom becomes annoying weirdo
>starts trying to talk to me in the hallway
>shut up
>she goes downstairs
>hear him stomping and doing shit loudly
>she comes back upstairs
>hear her sayvmy namr
>fuck off
>hey where are my keys
>I...
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>>24486548
Just fap man.
You're not you when you're interrupted mid-fap.
>>24486548
you'll regret making this post and love your mommy again post-fap, dear :)
>>24486548
>getting this out of sorts because you can't tap
I think you have an addiction anon
spit something senpai
Weighted pushups to tear that tush up
Bent over rows for the bent over hoes
Lay a beat for me famiglio, I can't go in dry.
>>24486532
yo, i spit for da robots
the ones that be downtrodden
escapin' world mazes to create a new pattern
life-force: bitter, but on the mega real
anon niggas who want normies killed