>I hate myseIf and l want to die.
It's good to have realistic goals.
Stop feeling.
>girls think you look creepy and want nothing to do with you
damn it hurt to type that but fuck it's so damn true. I want to skin someone alive. why am I so unbeautiful
>tfw small penis
>tfw don't even bother trying to get laid because it's pointless
>tfw no sexual confidence what so ever
>tfw virgin 4 life
Kill me.
>>24491946
May as well gay it up. Fuck it, life's depressing and it's not like it'll get any better
how small.
mine is skinny. I dunno. length is alright but it's skinny. I can wear reg condoms but I mean it makes me feel really bad because I know my life is considerably better if I had a bigger cock.
I was so close.
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
you might surprise yourself OP
If you
>Have friends, online or irl
>Have female contacts in your phone, besides your mother and call or msg them
>Have had a gf
>Have a dating profile, and use apps such as tinder
>If you post pictures of yourself anywhere on the internet
>Have a facebook account
>Put pussy on a pedestal and give women on the internet attention
You are the...
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No one cares about your worthless opinion, you bitter nerd.
>>24491915
nah, he's right actually
>>24491895
frick u buddy
>a girl finally messages me first on OKC
>we talk all day for a weekend, get her number.
>"What's your kill count, Anon?"
I didn't lie. I fucked up.
>kill count
what the fuck are you talking about
Also, for those who didn't know:
>"Kill-count"
>noun
>1. The quantity or amount of individuals one has had sexual relations with.
I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying this, but a relationship built on a foundation of dishonesty isn't one you want to be involved in in the first place. The kind of girl you'd actually want to be with ideally wouldn't care whether or not you were a virgin. At least that's what I tell myself.
>this succubi added me on jewbook a couple of weeks ago
>finally someone wants my D
Would you fug?
She looks like I would imagine tomoko to be. Except white, sadly.
I say go for it.
SUCCUBI IS PLURAL. SINGULAR IS SUCCUBUS.
>>24491633
Would fug/10, family.
what was high/secondary school like for you?
Pretty ebin to be honest.
>>24491386
i think you know what the answer will be op
most of my high school experience was spent alone. during class i would do my work in silence and try to not exist. during lunch i would walk around and eat my food and pretend to not exist.
when i came home i would try to forget i had to go to high school the next day and shitpost on 4chan all night till like 3 and not do any of my homework. i still got good grades tho.
i am a freshman in college now and it hasnt been going well - im starting to realize...
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>>24491386
>got great grades
>had a lot of great friends
>was having sex on an almost nightly basis
And now I'm 27 and posting on /r9k/, so you can see that my life has taken a complete nosedive since.
"Anon, I'm going to stop by Taco Bell before heading home. Do you want anything?"
How do you know my name? Stop calling me
>>24491365
i hate this
i hate pairing cute girls with dirty digusting fucking greasy spic food
stop
a pure cute girl would never eat taco bell
Chicken burrito pls
see you soon bby grl
>be me
>have a steady job that pays well
>in decent university
>had a qt 8/10 gf that I had known since high school
>had
>a few days ago she tells me a close relative of hers is in bad shape in the hospital and that she has to fly out of state and stay for a few days
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So... you got dumped for a land-whale?
>>24491492
More like keked by one. They had been talking for months. I have never hated landwhales this much before.
>>24491586
*Keked. Fucking auto correct.
You need 5 people to all drink the blood of a newborn baby followed by a sacrifice of a virgin then a pentagram written with the blood of the newborn and virgen and you need 5 candles made of priests body fat harvested with a sacrificial knife found in the rock quarry after helping the guy drain the quarry its actually in some cool old sacrifice grounds but anyway light the candles and then we all drink bleach and vomit our insides out in the center showing satan we love us and he has our bodies in his clutches. and the final step( mu favorite) while your insides are on fire...
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>>24491306
I see you haven't figured out the ritual to summon punctuation.
>>24491306
please dont though desu
>>24491360
Hahhahahha lol thats funny I totally forgot... or maybe I just don't give a fuck its 4chan.
"Geeks" are now synonymous with black hipster kids with abnormal sexual interests.
This movie is a SJW's dream come true. It's about a marginalized black kid growing up in the ghetto and getting involved in heavy crime due to a girl. Him and his wacky team of diverse friends then sell a shitload of drugs on the internet, make 100k, and blackmail a white guy in to letting the black kid in to Harvard.
This is apparently seen as a "coming of age" and a "fighting the system" kind of movie, and even ends with the main character...
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You should've posted this thread when the movie came out back in June, faggot. Get a blog.
>>24491045
>unsub
Is that the actual poster? What the hell? Why does it look like their faces were shopped in?
What are your goals? to be honest family
don't post hyper-positive, empty, cliched motivational images in a place full of suicidal freaks
it's extremely insensitive and inappropriate
To tell any slut that smiles as I walk past her to fuck off and leave me alone.
I had some goals. Math and Art were my big two subjects.
Turned out I'm not good at either of them. I decided I should settle on more reachable goals. Then, in turned out I have no motivation to pursue things I don't enjoy .
After that, I settled for just being a NEET.
besides pic related of course
cheating fucking bitch. you can clearly see cool ranch doritos in there
absolutely disgusting whore, what kind of animal eats cool ranch?
>>24490994
anon please give her another chance
>>24490978
she's 16, i'm stalking her
>Asians date White girls
>Black guys taking white girls
>White guy....dating other white guys?
>>24490933
>inb4 500+ posts
/r/asianmasculinity pls go
bloxer
>>24490933
>>24490944
>inb4 those dubs
>only a few days lads
Who here /holidaysalone/?
>>24490912
c-cant wait...
im tempted to just inject small ammounts of rat posion into all the turkeys at the store so the normies get sick, but not enuf to kill just so you know, fbi man
>>24491090
I don't think the FBI would really care if it were enough to kill or not. That you do it at all is enough to get them sufficiently on your ass.
nothing.
I'm doing nothing because any semblance of normalcy in my life has died and each day is just a depressing reminder that I am still alive.
>applying to dishwasher
>minimum 5 years experience
>minimum BS in Hydrogeological Engineering
>requires writing sample
i know you're just joking, but whenever you see this type of stuff for menial bullshit jobs, they most likely just want to scare regular people away so they can hire illegals for $2 an hour
>>24490888
>be transracial transgender pansexual
>6 digits starting as diversity officer
>60 word essay due in a week
>haven't even started