Are you actually unhealthy if you have eyes likes this? What should I do about if I have them?
Them eyes have seen some shit
It's genetic. You can put cucumbers or medication or preparation H around your lower eyes to tighten the skin.
I've spent 28 years of my life with people saying "OMG ANON U TIRED??? HUHUHUHUHUH" so yeah.
>>24500906
Thanks for the advice, anon. People keep asking me if I'm really tired or if I'm on drugs. This is just my face.
SO where does /r9k/ stand?
well technically i have fapped to genital mutilation quite a bit...
>feet still in normalfag
shit chart
>>24500627
normalfag
everything below is degenerate
Is this the green light? Can i finally get a gf now?
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
"I wanna hug you"
Either 13 years old or autistic
>talking to a girl
Why do normies still think they can post here?
She means she wants you to become her beta orbiter
My landlord just told me to fuck off his flat before the rental period finished because a young normie couple decided to buy it off him and i cant do shit about it.
>being bound by a 30 year+ mortgage
However I'm not just gonna proceed peacefully so I was thinking about infecting the place with some kinda obtainable bugs before i leave. Other suggestions greatly appreciated.
Don't get into any trouble. You could probably do some real damage to the place before you go, though. Drill some holes in pipes somewhere or something. Leave bedbugs in the place your last day.
holy shit the normies are real
>>24500586
I can't do anything with pipes desu because he probably will check that everything works before i get my deposit back but bedbugs will definitely happen tho i still don't know where to get them from. Also maybe smearing shit deep in vents will give them a headache
I mean, they orgasm during rape, but they can't orgasm with guys they "love".
I came while reading this thread.
And I came again writing this post.
>>24500508
Post this on tumblr, screenshot results and post here.
>>24500508
A guy raping them is usually also in the position of killing them or causing them grievous body harm. Think about all the war rapes.
Women who orgasm are more likely to get pregnant. Plus it causes to woman to bind to the person who caused the orgasm through the release of prolactin.
It's essentially a defense mechanism, i.e. I will have your babies and obey you. So please don't kill me.
>Hobbies: having fun and enjoying life with the girls :)
>Hobbies: partying, travel and photography
Normie girls are so pathetic, I don't know why you all lust for them.
>>24500377
>Interests: 2010's rap, Call of duty, sports
hobbies: shitposting on a vietnamese knitting board
Does anyone else get super jealousy when good things happen to others around them , im total crabs in a bucket envious. Im a bitter and hateful little fucker. But I think its normal right, everyone is they just fake it
>>24500166
Good things like what, for example?
>>24500166
No.
Stop being a twat.
>>24500349
NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NIGG NOG
How do I tell my parents that I'm not gay?
>>24500150
By fucking a girl in front of them
cumming on ur moms face at Christmas dinner
>>24500150
>>24500150
bring a fat chick home and fuck her in the kitchen
>just killed a rat with one of my rat traps
dammit why did you have to come in to my house rat-san I didn't want to hurt you but I can't have you tearing up my walls either
rest in piece little guy
That sounds awful anon I'm sorry
>>24500067
Stay strong, anon. Im here for you if u want to talk about it
I've looked rats and mice in the eyes while crushing them to death.
It's fucked to remember
NEETS contribute more to society than Wagekeks ever did. I volunteer in the soup kitchen, feed the hungry, and knit blankets for the homeless with hot stacies who blow me as I knit. Jealous? Well, it's your choice to be in legal slavery. Tonight I'm starting in a comedy show at my local pub. I usually get to have 3 somes after because the girls love it.
Another day...
Pls respond. I know you Wagekeks are prolly shitting on ur toilets because that's the only "break" you get, so make sure to wipe well!
Oh, tho it may make ur boss Mr. Goldstein angry that u are taking too long in the loo... Guess ur gonna have a dirty bum all day!
>>24500000
>00000
Wagekeks btfo
>>24499976
>Most people volunteer their time and hold jobs and have relationships. I've taught math to mature students trying to leave the NEET-life of poverty and desperation, delivered food for meals on wheels to disabled NEETs [and seen their apartments...ugh...]. I wont talk to you about dating because I respect the spirit of /r9k.
I'm embarrassed to say this as an non-American, but Amerikeks are actually some of the best at volunteering on the planet.
>Drunkenly open up to female
>Tell her she's special
>Tell her I'm fine with a platonic relationship
>Tell her I only want to watch a movie and have a few drinks
>She still says no because she only see us coming out of it fucking
Why are females unable to think of themselves as anything other than a fuckhole?
>>24499971
She was literally telling you that she wanted to fuck, but you too daft to realize this sentiment. Complete fucking faggot. You lost your chance. Kill yourself.
>>24500095
No nigger. She's a mildly autistic virgin and has no interest in sex, she just thinks guy+girl+alone = dick in vagina because 'tism.
>>24500157
Are you sure you're not equally as autistic for assuming anyone could infer that from the greentext you posted above?
Either way, this is where you fell down:
>listening to and believing any word a woman says
who else /cocoonmode/ here? I may not have the most glamorous lifestyle or be popular, but through studying and going to the gym I'll always have that feeling of progression. It's kind of like levelling up and getting gear in an mmo, but in real life and a lot more slow.
>>24499804
You have no idea how hard I know this feel
>>24499804
Cocoon mode is great if you actually improve yourself, but more often than not you just end up doing nothing
>>24499804
It depends on what you want . If you want gains and good grades then I guess that works .
If you want social skills eventually you'll have to break the cocoon . 100% looks won't cut it.
>2015
>working 50 hours a week for 10 bucks an hour if lucky
>all the profit goes to your boss so he can buy a yacht or send his child to some expensive party school
Why be a wage kek? why not be a NEET?
>>24499625
Because that's not how my work life is. I work from home and don't communicate with any boss. I make twice that much and can work however much or little I want.
I don't like social workers and in no way would want to have to "report" to one. I'd rather continue on like this, not having to talk to anyone I don't want to.
>>24499658
What line of work are you in? That job sounds divine.
>>24499625
>50 hours a week for 10 bucks an hour if lucky
Most wageslaves work a little over 30 hours a week. And earn around 21 an hour.
I'm not technically a wageslave. I work on contract only, and from home. It's not feasible for everyone and every contract I've had has been with a friend of my family.
What do you think your life would be like now? How do you think things would have turned out?
> Probably would have watched hardly any anime
> Probably would have read hardly any manga
> Probably would play a lot more computer games
> Probably wouldn't be a NEET
It's a hard question and I can't think very hard without getting bored...
> Probably would have a better attention span
>>24499623
Actually, now that I think about it I'd probably play less computer/video games because most my obsession with them is a result of the internet, too.
>>24499623
Probably a sexless normie who focused on school and got a decent career with an eventual arranged marriage.
>>24499623
And thinking about it even more... I'd probably have friends, maybe even a job, and some sort of hobby. Maybe I'd even have played a sport and gotten a girlfriend.
http://strawpoll.me/6090734
What do you think will happen at the parade? Will NYC get its asshole ripped open, or is ISIS just bluffing?
>>24499586
Did they threaten us lmao? I don't normally go to parades here but I'd love to watch some normies burn.
>>24499614
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f58_1447965506
They have shitty music, but apparently yeah. It got deleted everywhere and news stations were only showing screenshots, but of course liveleak has everything.
why are parades still a thing?