Post your NEETcore fits robots
>>24502645
nike huaraches
>>24502645
American Eagle sneakers. They've lasted my like five years, and still going. There's only one hole forming at the sides of one of them, but that's not really an issue since they're not exactly watertight by design anyway.
>Step into one inch puddle
>Shoes immediately fill up with water
I spent my neetbux on some adiddas trackpants
Slavs are the ideal neets, they know what there doing
>wear comfy clothes
>drink 24/7
>live in a shack
>shoot things in free time
>own a e30 bmw that you have kept running for years
>wake up in the morning
>think, "I should kill myself"
every
single
day
>>24502568
every single day, i should kill myself...tonight, i will do it.
>>24502568
Yep. We are living, just because
This morning was no exception lol.
Im at the library now its basically full of milfs as it still working hours. Railroad is right outside, whats stopping me?
It's like they have absolutely no ability to be funny on purpose.
>>24502559
Honest question anon. Are you funny?
Because they have no need to develop a quality sense of humour. Guys laugh at thir shit jokes to get in the pants, and they end up actually believing they're funny. Insecure girls can be really funny, but they usually lose that if they're late bloomers. And if they're not late bloomers, then they're just ugly and who cares what they think.
Because they don't need to be
When did it become acceptable for men to cross their legs?
>>24502546
how does this affect you
why does this upset you
>>24502546
it's comfy but i never do that in public. i do it the masculine way and it always fuckin hurts because i wear boots but whatever
>lol doesn't that hurt your balls bro?
nope
>tfw dad used to get pissed at me because I would do it as a kid
Did you know sandwich artists are now forced to measure their subs to make sure that they are indeed a true footlong?
Wow! Subway sure is dedicated to making sure our handcrafted and nutritious sandwiches made by a qualified sandwich artist are nothing but the best quality for us NEETs. We will now get even bigger subs.
Mmmmm. I'm craving one right now.
nutritious ur ass
>>24502339
>Getting food from subways
>Not getting a sub from Jimmy Johns
>Not ordering the Pepe Sandwich
>>>/r/eddit
Real NEETs eat Lidl cheerios and nothing else
who else /mischief/ here?
> parents pay for uni
> skip class sometimes
>>24502337
>spend around 7 minutes stretching after a long run
>get strained anyway
>parents pay for uni
>parents pay for car
>parents pay for phone
>spend all money i get on weed
>Parents refuse to help pay for college
>I flunk out of college anyway
The jokes on them.
A wizard gives you the opportunity to relive your teenage years with the knowledge you have now.
What do you do differently?
Not post in this thread
>ohwait.sage
>>24502087
get into cb therapy, ask the girl i had a crush on in film class to hang out.
spend more time studying
spend less time being an emotional faggot
spend less time experimenting with drugs
find my passion quicker
I posted a thread yesterday asking for advice about telling this girl I fell asleep with 12 months ago how I feel.
I toned it down, but generally ignored all advice and sent the message.
She went offline the second I sent it. Wish me luck that she replies positively / at all.
Will post updates, especially if it goes bad and i autism all over her.
>>24501878
you fell asleep together a year ago? why the fuck are writing her for?
>>24501878
>ignore all advice
>updates if i go full autist
YA DUN GOOFED SUN
ow, maaan ow maan
So what are you robots eating today?
I'm just dining alone on this weird smash food.
>>24501756
Robots don't leave the house FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>24501787
I get bored in my house roboto san desu
>>24501787
I may be imprisoned mentally but I will not be physically.
Someday I want to live in western Oregon, sort of a Gravity Falls/True Blood kind of feel, although not quite that rural. Currently I'm in Nevada so I'm closer than I was in Dallas. Just quit my job here, have a few months' living expenses saved and I'm trying to motivate myself to find one out there.
I may be a completely socially-impaired cringe machine, but I've achieved goals before and I think I can do this one.
I'd also like to build my own house, it's pretty do-able once I get a decent-paying job. Can pick up a decent...
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That would make a great copypasta
>>24501631
Sounds like a pretty nice setup you got planned there bro.
I'm currently trying to decide on my future here too. Coming off of a great senior season, I'm split between continuing to play football at the collegiate level and opting for a state school right now. I'm not D1 level, but a lot of liberal arts colleges like Williams and Amherst want me to take visits up, but I'm unsure about playing. Who knows what'll happen but it's pretty exciting to see it all pan out.
>>24501680
What? It looks like a pretty shitty copypasta to me, honestly.
Do I come across as that much of a meme?
>>24501835
Wouldn't rec. a liberal arts college, but hey, I've seen many people make it work.
If you can get any decent sports scholarships, it's probably a pretty good deal. I'm sure playing on the team would make the social life a lot more bearable, too. Football players are definitely more socially competent than...
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How does it feel to be liked and loved and desired by a super cute young girl?
>>24501437
annoying if you don't feel the same way.
haven't we already had this thread today?
sage
>>24501437
It feels weird as a grown man. They wanna ask you all sorts of personal questions and they make assumptions like you're the best thing going in her life. She'll find any excuse to oogle at you and you can feel her get excited when you talk to her.
Choose one of these women to be your partner on your adventure!
Tell us which one you chose and why!
>>24501081
Veronika looks like my real-life crush. I have no choice.
>>24501121
Your real life crush is a knight?
Your life sounds awesome!
>>24501139
Noo.
But she's not much of a fighter-for-fighting's sake or a preacher or a rogue, so it fits in that respect.
Who /hit their gf/ here? I do and it's great, I'll never be a kek because she's legit terrified of what will happen if I find out
She's already fucking someone else. You're going to jail. Bye, norm.
>>24500645
Any man who has to rely on fear to keep his woman loyal is already a kuck.
>>24500677
Faggot beta bitch
Sam Fucking Hyde
>>24500367
That's gotta be a troll of some sort.
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
SAM HYDE RESPEC
>Witnesses report #Justice4Jamar shooter shouted "gas the k**es, race war now!" and "Trump 2016" repeatedly #4thPrecinctShutDown
10/10
Alright, Robots. There's got to be something that makes you happy, even for a little bit.
This board is always so negative, let's talk about the things in life we do enjoy, even if there's not that much.
Mine is Dragon Ball Z. I used to watch it a lot as a kid, so when i go back watching the old seasons and movies it get's me really excited and I can forget all my problems for a bit.
>Pic related, Cooler's Return was my favorite movie.
>listening to bangers while driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5F8DPsejs
>>24500220
I think Dragonball and Dragonball Z is everyone's answer.
Also Rocky 1-IV and VI. Fuck Creed for killing Paulie.
>>24500220
Street fighter is mine. My childhood was shitty, my teen years were shitty, and now my adulthood is looking shitty, but it doesnt even matter when i play street fighter. I just wanna fight all damn day, and i totally will when sf5 comes out