>visiting LA for Anime Expo
>lady hands me and my friends a 20 pack of Hichew
>accept candy from stranger
>it's safe to eat!
>>29660283
i was walking through austin and this guy comes up to me and hes like hey man take a hit of tihs blunt and im like lol ok and so i do and im like yep thats weed alright and we both said see ya later
30 seconds after leaving my pool lightning struck it.
But I'm suicidal so I'm not sure if its luck or mockery.
So /r9k, have you ever done No Fap?
Any success stories?
Only made it about five days, on the day I gave up I wanked about 20 times I swear, I was more animal than man.
Sometimes when I lose the will to live, i just forget until the mood passes in a few days
No fap is a meme
It only works for people that actually have a chance at getting laid
Escort thread and stories.
>went on vacation for two weeks
>got so horny cause I couldn't fap in cousins house
>thinking about how I could fuck an escort with the money that I got from family as a gift
>get home and look on back page immediately
>find a nice French escort
>meet up and she's pretty good looking, big ass firm tits and a nice French accent
>she...
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>condom slips off
Baby dicklet
>>29659577
Kek, I'm six inches which is average but I'm guessing that as I was nearing my climax my dick softened up during my orgasm and fell off.
>>29659550
>Be me, as opposed to being other person
>Other person goes and hires a shemale prostirute
>Shemale prostitue rapes him
>Other person procedess to post about it on 4chan
who /overprotective parents/ here?
they didnt let me go outside when i was a teenager
im 18 and they are angry with me because i have no friends or gf
pd: kissless virgin too
they will pay a psychiatrist this september
>>29659549
>they didnt let me go outside when i was a teenager
I never asked for this rage
>>29659549
Can relate, anon.
>>29659549
>>29659694
>>29659756
Lads a turbo ultra chad once told me it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission
I just wish I knew this when I was younger :(
I fell for all the normalfag lies
All the memes are real. The 80/20 rule is real. Chad is real. Everything, it's not just memes.
It hurts
Every time I think of her I feel like I am on the promontory of vomiting, but can not, & I think of her often. How can this possibly continue? I have never come across such a difficult person. Fuck absolutely everything; I will reduce everything but the flowers and trees and maintain its reduced state for milennia, by the volition of my own bleeding fingers. Fuck these disgusting stalactites of piss that drip from the ceiling of these concrete caves. Fuck absolutely everything. But most importantly, fuck you. I will reduce any thing that I do not understand with the blood...
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>>29659532
Opinions are based on facts. That's something no one ever wants to say. And memess are based on opinions, these r9k ones specifically anyway.
>>29659532
DUH PARETO PRINCIPLE?>
who /shortfuse/ here?
>wake up wanting to crush someones skull
>extremely angry at small things
>inb4 edgy
literally can't do anything about it
>>29659507
Do you have an extremely small penis OP?
Learn meditation. Focus on your breathe, be patient, and the anger will leave just as easily as it arrives.
Emotions are fleeting reactions, they aren't YOU.
>>29659507
its funny
I wake up happy
when im doing nothing im happy
but when I have to do shit everything pisses me off
Ask me anything about Elliot Rodger, and I will try to answer as best as I can.
how did he kill his victims ...i.e. what weapons did he use how many victims (gender of victims?)
shoe size?
Why didn't he just rent a whore?
Lived in same house for whole life. Been exposed to carbon monoxide for 28 years. Probably made me into a robot. My brain is ruined.
What was the PPM?
Heaches every day. That's why I keep my bedroom window open as ! much as possible.
>>29659439
I received an extreme electrical shock when i was 13. Funny thing is, after that i started to become a robot.
Grandpa gets pissed off by punk and tries to beat him up like the glory days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yAeXoGphtc
>>29659311
Why are you so autistic?orginal comment
>>29659311
>posting videos of that autist
Probably had it coming.
>>29659521
Had what coming? The man didn't even touch him
Even my own mother has finally given up on me, if this isn't rock bottom I don't know what is.
It gets better. I literally just tried to kill myself, but hesitated and stopped. From bot to bot, it does get better.
>>29659299
I think my mom will soon give up on me. I'm about to tell her I failed college again (in a few weeks) and I'm sure she'll kick me out. Luckily I'm in my mid 20s and I hate her guts, although I have no skills and I'm afraid of the outside world.
It's gonna be a tough ride from now on.
How do you people fail at stuff 18 year olds can do?
My gf dumped me today.
I have deleted all my social media accounts, webmails, deleted all contacts in my phone. What else can I do now as a proxy for actual suicide - since I dont have the guts to do that?
>>29659298
>I have deleted all my social media accounts, webmails, deleted all contacts in my phone. What else can I do now as a proxy for actual suicide - since I dont have the guts to do that?
Start reading and secede from society
>>29659298
>>29659510
This or start drinking
Either become a wilderness man and embrace the rhythms of nature or embrace the void of booze
>>29659298
isolate yourself from your irl loved one,they hate your guts and you know it
>be beta as fuck
>be not too bad looking but not exactly a Chad
>be a fucking autist in social situations but acutely aware of it
>learn over time to effectively conceal powerlevel
>autism concealed through calm temper, polite attitude and softspoken/friendly manner
>work in grocery store for 5 years as shelf stocker
>be content
>high...
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How have you worked the same shit for five years and not gotten promoted? I hope you've at least gotten raises.
Probably in my room drunk, between the fireworks and the sadness its going to be rough. I'm honestly thinking about leaving for the weekend and just finding a random apartment in a different town over just to escape it, only problem is my moms fucking cat but I'll just leave out a bunch of food and water for the little bitch.
btw don't go to that party, you'll just end up standing in the corner alone all night
>>29659356
I've never asked for promotions or raises and the store changes owners like once every year or so.
A beta strikes back from beyond the grave.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/suicide-text-conrad-roy-michelle-carter-trial-court-rules/
>"In sum, we conclude that there was probable cause to show that the coercive quality of the defendant's verbal conduct overwhelmed whatever willpower the eighteen year old victim had to cope with his depression, and that but for the defendant's admonishments, pressure, and instructions, the victim would not have gotten back into the truck and poisoned himself to death," Justice Robert Cordy...
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>>29659217
My beautiful r9k-fu
>>29659217
>Stacy tells beta male to kill himself so she can get attention and money
>plan is foiled
Today is a victory for /r9k/ and all the betas around the world.
Posting best r9kfu
Women are nothing but cocksleeves.
Name of slut?
You are nothing but naughty little boys
>>29659176
Men are nothing but vessels of genetic recombination.
I need advice from people that dont care.
So I decided to ask here.
My dad wants to spend 100k renovating a house, its fine but he himself lives in another country and would be doing it for me.
But I will most likely move to a bigger city once I am done with school so the house might become useless and empty, so the only use it would get is as an summer home or for me to get away from my mom, chill with friends etc.I graduate in 2 years
Should I let him do it?
I dont really care but is there any cons to letting him do iit?
>>29659159
Isn't that difficult desu. Just explain the situation to your dad.
>>29659159
>itt problems of the wealthy
how about you fuck off and stay fucked off