What is your alignment?
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
>>24524609
neutral good
>>24524609
not surprised
neutral good was the result that I got(comment unoriginal)
Is there anything more pathetic and beta than "facesitting"?
It's a sexual practice where a guy wants a girl to sit on his face. Let me tell you if you ever desired such a thing you're pretty much a c.uckold and might as well consider locking your dick in chastity and giving her the key while she fucks Jamal and Tyrone on the side. People sit on chairs with their asses. If you allow a woman to sit on your face you're basically saying you're as low a furniture. It's submissive, pathetic, beta and disgusting. Only creeps and losers would desire such a thing.
A true alpha male takes his woman by the throat, throws her on the bed and fucks her until her wet slut cunt starts bleeding. This is the only way to make a woman respect you. If you tell "Uh w-would you p-please sit on my face I like the taste of your fishy piss hole and anus" she'll think of you as a weirdo and will most likely cheat on you or break up with you. It doesn't even feel good to have a nose breathing against you down there, she'll feel your beard and hair tingling against her asscrack. It's uncomfortable and ridiculous, there is no serious purpose to it other than to please the beta male fantasies of weirdos.
>>24521940
>Is there anything more pathetic and beta than "facesitting"?
Pegging.
Wait, no. A peggot that insists he's straight.
>>24521940
who is that trouser arouser?
original desu
>>24521940
>If you allow a woman to sit on your face you're basically saying you're as low a furniture
>a furniture
It's time for comfy, folks.
youtube.com/watch?v=DrNkMUbykgA
youtube.com/watch?v=AtDG-IFAhZo
Adult Swim Bump is god-tier comfyness
ahhhh just what I needed. anyone enjoying a Wednesday morning drink?
>>24518801
Mint tea while wrapped in a blanket. It's raining outside.
Happy monday fellow yanderoonies! How are you going to kick off this week?
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>tfw no yandere gf
I like the idea of a yandere gf, but I'd hate to see her actually hurt anyone.
Well, maybe she can hurt me a little bit...
>tfw no crazy yandere gf to take your virginity
>RIGHT NOW there is a girl you know that wants to kill you
How does that make you feel?
Sounds like a mental issue
My hate for her is stronger since she's female
I kill her first
I fucking wish
love and hate are the same at the core
>tfw you desperately want to ask for weeaboo shit for christmas but the rest of your family think anime is weird fetish stuff
What's on your christmas list /r9k/ ?
>>24531931
socks and other boring shit
>>24531931
A new life.
I'm so glad no one in my family does any gift giving whatsoever. It's all just so much bullshit. No one gets gifts, no one gives. Perfect.
That there are barely any Asians here(jap, kor and chin)? You'd think a site that focuses on anime, jap porn and video games would attract more but most of you are black or white.
Too busy studying and playing LoL.
i'm asian and i'm here
>>24531865
i'm southeast asian
Anyone else /toopoorforcollege/?
>>24531837
No. I'm not American so I don't have to worry about that. I spend 12k a year on overseas holidays, have bought a car and a motorbike and handle living expenses fine with just th money from scholarships and welfare.
>>24531837
Yeah. That's why I'm joining the U.S AF. My country sucks and Obama and the leftists ruined it. All there's left is part time jobs and payday loans. It's horrible really, and I go insane when some white upper middle class loser college kid who's had everything given to him on a silver platter say that Obama fixed America.
>>24531837
There's community college. If you do well there you can get scholarships and transfer to a college 1 or 2 years in. Not that difficult.
>you will never have penetrative sex with a girl that has a penis
>>24531535
perfect butt and feets desu
>>24531535
Jesus christ this board has filled up with normies and kike shills
>>24531535
>girl
>penis
u wat?
Tonight is the busiest drinking night of the year, why are you at home sitting on here posting bullshit?
i'M DRINking at home you niggerposting fuckface.
Listen to this song with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pjKTCDZvco
Later/ lesser known Floyd always makes me feel nostagic and depressed for being a teenager with no friends playing video games
>>24531432
what u drinking homeboy
>>24531401
>Tonight is the busiest drinking night of the year
why?
>Absolutely great at math
>Can write good papers
>Horrible with my hands
>Have never been able to catch a ball
>Have a weird dis-association with reality
>Can't stop living inside of my head no matter what I do
>Can't stop thinking no matter what I'm doing
>Scared of everything
>College...
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>>24531308
I'm the complete opposite to your first and third greenline. I also hate people like you because the education system caters to you and treats me and people like me as filth.
>tfw dumb
all I ever wanted was to be an engineer
>>24531384
OP here.
I understand where you're coming from.
I think the education system is down right idiotic because of this. I can't believe people look down on people who work with their hands.
These are the same people that think it's always easy to do construction.
It's absolute insanity. There are many different forms of intelligence, and I don't understand why people can't see that.
Is this your future, /r9k/?
That's my present family
>>24531259
>blinds open
>hair is cut, wearing jeans and a nice shirt
>girlfriend taking the picture
i wish
This is my future.
Hey there, robots
Getting ready for Thanksgiving? Tell me about how you're going to spend this most family-focused of days. Maybe throw the football with dad or help mom cook?
>>24530993
you made a stinky fuckin doo doo in your underwear
I'll be eating a shitload of tasty food. Mom and Grandma are fantastic cooks. Then i'll probably watch football and have a beer or two with Grandpa, guy's 75 and doesn't have too many years left.
OP gon poo his pants at the thanksgiving table
so answer me something r9k, can a skinny man be "manly", considering he has some body hair and manly physical traits, or a better question, do you need muscles to be manly? also general /skellyfeels/ thread
If your tall it helps
>>24530968
As long as you aren't babyfaced, you're good.
>body hair
>just fapped to a beautiful woman fucking a literal pig
I feel like shit. Share your most shameful fap.
For the past week or so, including my birthday, I've been fapping to myself.
Ultimate experience. Don't know why it took me 'til 26 to learn it though.
>>24530962
phappin' to your shame right now motherfucker
>>24531016
I sometimes make eye contact with myself in a mirror while fapping. Not entirely sure why.