http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Let's see how shitty your life is robots.
>>24529421
Welp, couldve been worse
>>24529745
Everything I good apart from friends and have only had sex with a hooker
Who else is a /high functioning/ robot here
bumpnorobotplsleavemebebump
ITT: We describe video games poorly.
I'll start:
>Be robot
>Was alone until
>Superior forces me to go with a squad of normies
>I try to not "REEEEEEEE" by remaining silent most of the time
>They all die
>Finally alone
>Also die
Mass effect 2/3?
>be pew pew man
>be handicap
>be beep boop man
>fucking framedrops
>>24529042
no but also sci-fi
B U M P
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M U
PMUB
it's like i'm raping myself? is there something wrong with me.
>>24528747
you're scared of rejection i think. gross men won't reject you.
>>24528779
i guess that sounds true.
>>24528747
you are a roastie slut and you need to get out.
How old are you?
What's your reason for still being a virgin?
>24 year
>no confidence
>22
>self hatred and crushing anxiety
>skeleton body
>social retard
>could probably pick up satellite TV with my ribcage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsK5ewNlG28
Are Korean girls really the perfect race?
No they got slitty eyes, no ass and smell like fish.
With five figures worth of plastic surgery, almost anyone can look decent.
>>24528926
Points for effort. Ugly chicks getting hotter is okay. Hot chicks fucking their face up with plastic surgery isnt. These girls are doing a service tot he community.
>your life is completely insignificant
>all of humanity is just a tiny dot in a vast, uncaring universe
music for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV5YfVJq_8
I just hope that we find aliums in my lifetime, would be cool.
I'm sure they are out there. I really wonder what other forms of life exist.
>tfw born too soon to explore the universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKYYAbGpw6A
How do girl's periods work? Like there's that joke "'must be her time of the month" so is a period happen once a month for one day or is it over multiple days? And is it always the same time each month? And does it just bleed continuously for a while or does it bleed once and then stop? And why does it make girls cranky?
This is my understanding of it.
Pregnancy is literally the only thing women can offer. So once a month, her body preps for the possibility that the dumb bitch lets Tyrone jizz inside her without a condom. It releases an egg, which sits there waiting to be fertilized. If the girl isn't a roastie whore and has no semen inside her, then her body will shed the uterine wall. This is what her period is. Her disgusting insides dripping out of her vagina as a reminder that she failed her biological imperative.
>so is a period happen once a month for one day or is it over multiple days?
once a month for 2-7 days
>And is it always the same time each month?
yes a healthy person should have her period around the same time each month
>And does it just bleed continuously for a while or does it bleed once and then stop?
bleeds continuously during that 2-7 days
>And why does it make girls cranky?
hormones
>how does it work
women carry eggs and use one at a time for a month, after the egg spoils the body purges it along with the other shit inside her vagoo. now that I know this I will never be convinced people were designed by god *dips feborab*
>is a period happen once a month for one day or is it over multiple days?
usually multiple days
>And is it always the same time each month?
usually
>And does it just bleed continuously for a while or does...
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Do you wear thongs for comfort or to turn heads?
>>24527456
If any of us were to wear a thong, we would be turning heads in the opposite direction.
>>24527456
I don't get all the people who say women's underwear is more comfortable. It's always way too soft and with an unpleasant texture. I'll take cotton tight boxers over that any day, specifically ones with a slightly rugged texture. I can only imagine it's worse with thongs since they look like they get into your asscrack.
>>24527550
>tight boxers
This triggers me.
What do you think posts on 4chan would be like if there was a zombie apocalypse ?
>>24527348
>404 Server not found
>>24527348
/soc/, /k/, /diy/, /n/ are the only boards visted
>>24527348
a bunch of relatively funny and cynical statements about the world falling apart around us
>the garbage men are refusing to take my piss jugs again
holy shit this thread is top kek
They don't have easy ways to deal with human urine like a water treatment plant.
Hint: dump them in the toilet and save money by reusing jugs. I am very piss conscious.
I'm so sorry anon
Next time leave a note
We've been tainted and abused, /r9k/.
What do we do about this.
>>24526896
Go on another shooting spree desu
>>24526944
They even have Chokers listed.
This... Must be the end.
Bumping with web address so you can see how much cringe is on this Buzzfeed page.
How do you guys feel about Pineapple Pizza?
>>24526521
Top tier pizza senpai
I'd kill for some pineapple pizza right now to be honest my familia
The sweet taste of pineapples gives the savory a nice boost, and the textures are just completely harmonic.
The only thing that pizza is missing is some pepperonis
It's called hawaiwan, dickhead!
HOLY SHIT THAT KENT VIDEO HE JUST REMOVED WTF
I should have saved it damn. Did anyone save it?
I think Kent is going to make it.
I missed it, check kiwi farms, it might be up there.
What was it?
https://youtu.be/v7Lc3tkIZKI
You can choose one and only one.
>>24525917
where is infinite money
>>24525940
I left it out because everyone would just choose that and spend it all on themselves.
>>24525917
I am already tall and fit. Just give me the handsome face and I will be ultra Chad.
Unpopular opinions
>Marvel films are trash
>Post-2000 music is better than pre-2000 music
>Halo Reach was the best Halo
>As long as you don't fiddle kids, paedophilia is no worse than being gay
>Rare steak is too chewy
There's nothing wrong with a few of us being NEET in the grand scheme of things.
>>24525449
agree with you on pretty much everything but the steak thing
>Halo Reach was the best Halo
anon...