Robots, I want to be a father someday. How do I raise them so they won't turn out like you
you will raise them by example, they act the same way as you do
>>24537818
Don't snip his dick.
No internet
No porn
No shitty unhealthy fast food or soda when he's still a fucking toddler
In reality there's probably nothing you can actually do to prevent it but still do those things.
Who /acne/ here
>do literally everything to stop acne
>have all the creams, moisturizers, exfoliaters, everything
>KEEP GETTING MORE ACNE
>one goes down, leaves a mark for a few months, another appears
>fucks who barely shower go through their whole life without one pimple
Why god? It fucks my confidence so much. Back to accutane I guess.
>>24537430
Stop eating shit and drink more water family.
>>24537430
I know your pain OP. Just turned 24 and still fighting to get rid of it. Dermatologist couldn't even fix.
accutane. itll fix it in 6 months or less.
got put on it when i was 17 for 6 months. havent had a bad breakout since. im 25 now.
hey fembots and any other women reading this i have two questions for you
1. do you have stuffed animals on your bed?
2. if yes, have you ever rubbed your vagina (either directly or through clothes) on your stuffed animals for sexual pleasure?
it seems like every girl who still has stuffed animals on her bed rubs her vagina on them, i think it's cool Tbh but i wanted to know how many of you actually do it
Women who are into childrens shit give off such a depressing vibe. I'm a NEET hikki college dropout but being around them is infinitely sadder than being around me.
>>24536998
Yes
No, I truly believe they will kill me if I treat them unkindly. I cannot get rid of them or I'll be murdered . every night I kiss them and place then properly on my bed and fall asleep anxiously
>>24537026
why would you keep them if they terrify you
What are you Iistening to right now. /r9k/?
Also, how are you holding up?
>>24536997
>Not the greatest OP.
I was so successful for a little while but I flew too close to the sun and my life crashed and burned. Now I have nothing. I don't even know why I wake up in the morning. What about u senpai?
>>24536997
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9kj2lOwyss
Hardly hanging in there as usual. How about you?
05 It Is What It Is.wav
>he doesn't use GNU/Linux
Why do you like being a normie?
>>24536822
Muh games
I would use it in dual boot if I could manage my HD space better but it's such a chore
>>24536822
Muh vidya
>>24536835
This. I would do this since Linux is so much more accessible and tbqh looks better than Windows does, but I need my shitty anime games and I'm too lazy to dual boot
>driving home with 3g of mdma and 4g of weed
>see car behind me approaching me quick thinking he wants to pass me
>decide to floor it
>doing 80 in a 40 zone
>car gets next to me
>it's a cop
>doesn't even look my way
>drives away
That could've been it man... Shit...
>>24536710
>not having a really good stash spot in your car
Asking for it to be honest
>>24536746
Recommend a good stash place
>>24536816
Anus
ORIGINALITY(#)*Q}$&(Q}
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>22
>meet the most old and disgusting perverts on craiglists
>let them fuck me
I'm std free because I get tested and use protection. I really love fucking the most disgusting beasts I can find. If they're obese it's even better.
i went to a few high school orgies.
is this actually legit..?
so you look for the most fucked up person you can find to slam you?
are you attractive yourself?
why wouldnt you just go to a bar and find the ugliest dude there?
>>24536673
But why Tokyo elevator girls?
>tfw too dumb to pass calc fucking 1
>tfw no impact on GPA because...just leaves a Fucking F on my transcript...
what other majors can I do that make decent money like computer engineering?its better to switch now than later...
h-help
also i guess /uni/ feels thread
>Started uni in 09
>transferred schools after A.A
>neet it up in between those 6 years a few semesters
>get kicked out of my major because failed cal 1 three times
>dropped out
>now even more directionless
If your gonna make a change, do it now anon.
>>24536696
I guess so but thats where I'm stuck..im on my first semester and i have a chance to retake in the summer with a different teacher but still I'm cautious.. JUST
also sorry about your situation anon
i guess all the uni folks are asleep....
It must be nice to be a woman and get your sexual needs satisfied whenever you desire.
Yea but then your entire life would have no meaning past bearing children. Is that what you really want OP?
>>24536680
>Yea but then your entire life would have no meaning past bearing children
Says who?
>>24536661
>be a woman and get your sexual needs satisfied whenever you desire
What makes you think that?
who /homeless/ here?
>18
>didn't want to work or go to school
>just said fuck it and now i'm a train kid in Atlanta, originally from colorado
It's cold as fuck but pretty decent. I found this nice public park with internet and a bathroom, took a birdbath and now i'm gonna kick it and watch anime. How bout you guys?
>>24536404
tfw you will never being a hobo with a fellow robot watching anime while cuddling for heat in public
>>24536404
Did your parents kick you out or did you just randomly leave on your own?
>>24536404
>live in a broken down home
>middle of nowhere with no car and have PTSD from family
>going to run away to either Atlanta Miami or NYC so I can have a shot at lide
>black girl at work keeps flipping between being really nice and staring at me, and avoiding eye contact and being extremely passive aggressive and antagonizing and tsk-tsking constantly
>>24536377
the latter is her attempt at flirting
go for it and just be yourself
Is that her picture?
Whether it is or isn't can we please see more?
>>24536377
I'm in the same boat ese.
>qt black girl at work always talks to me, texts me non-stop
>finally man up and ask her to hang
>she comes over one night and we end up staying up and talking till 5 am, then cuddling and kissing and sleeping till she left at 8 am
>never texts me again, ignores me at work
>literally not a word since, little eye contact/acknowledgment...
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Anyone else feel like a piece of shit while high?
Everytime when I get high I recap on my life on how optimistic I used to be as a child and I reflect back from felonies, losing friends, physical conflicts with my parents, having lost opportunities with girls, having my confidence destroyed when I realized I haven't really made it, how quiet and serious I am to the point of not even relating to my family or anyone at work which leads me to feeling like a worthless cunt.
I always ask myself, is this what I came to? All my optim
who /comfy/ here?
>took 150 dph
>about to smoke loud
>then take 1(ONE) shot of vodka
>>24536222
yes, i dont smoke weed anymore because everytime i do, i just crawl deep inside myself and remember literally every shitty moment of my life.
>heroins better anyway
>>24536248
You're on reply mode m8
So I've seen many pictures of girls from K-On! on this and other boards. I thought they were cute so I watched a bit of it but I found it just so fucking boring. The characters have no flaws and their behaviors lack any subtlety. It's just girls in school playing in a band. None of their problems have any weight as the conflicts are minor annoyances that are resolved in one episode. The characters are cardboard cutouts; the anxious one, the energetic mischievous one, the pretty and young rich girl. The only attempt at comedy is HEY LOOK THE ANIME GIRLS ARE ACTING CUTE...
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I watched a little of it. Mostly like the cute and innocent nature of it. That free spirited aspect to them that died in me so long ago... if it ever existed in the first place.
>>24536181
Watch more faggot. You'll see how the show unravels and you'll pick up on the subtle somber themes it throws out there. There's a reason K-On! is more popular and acclaimed than other moeshit shows.
Mio best gril.
>>24536290
>subtle somber themes
I wear coat
>>24535780
nice coat you fat fuckin piece of shit
get a hoodie under this
>>24535780
nice coat you fucking faggot ass nigger
Wear that coat brother
I'm new to being on my own and I dont really go out at all. It's starting to feel like i'm not human anymore.
Don't worry. It gets easier after your spirit dies
>>24535719
Screamcrying myself to sleep every night tires me out enough to get a full eight hours
>>24535864
well hopefully that happens soon.