Things that you found out make you shit really bad
>flaming hot cheetos
>coffee
>beer
>>24542869
>coffee
last cup of coffee i had made me diarrhea 5 times in an hour
>>24542869
>used to eat flaming hot cheetos all the time in high scool
>didn't affect me at all, shit was fucking delicious
>can't eat them anymore because my shit literally turns to boiling hot lava
FUCK
Maccers, or really any fast food.
I only have birdshot.
>>24542868
If a 9mm round can do the job, birdshot will. Just put it in your mouth and press the end of the barrel against the top/back corner of your mouth. You're a trigger pull away from ending your suffering.Don't do it anon I can help you with your problems
>>24542868
Yes you can survive that. There's much better ways to do it. At least do one thing right in your life, you fucking total failure.
>>24543833
I wish I could afford that but I'm still in high school and dont have the cash or privacy to do that. Still, I appreciate your advice
I am deaf.
I just found my girlfriend's myspace from when she was like 16 or so. She says on it she has a fetish for blind and/or deaf guys.
I feel kind of weird about this.
What do rawbots?
>>24542854
that fucking bunny LOL
Be happy that y'all found each other I guess. Are you offended?
>>24542875
dead cute, right? I just searched 'funny ears' and he was on the second page.
How the hell are you meant to make friends if you don't go to uni? How are you meant to get over the fact you've wasted the best years of your life?
>wanting friends
Fuck off failed normie faggot
Stop caring, I went go uni and am still friendless. We are robots. We are supposed to be alone.
There are many ways OP.
I've got some people who want to hang out with me from the following places
> Events (that interest you)
Not only music events, metal festivals, raves or the likes. I also mean cosplay events (you can go there as a photographer) video game tournaments and such.
There are people from ages 15 to 35+ in such, and most often they are the "anti-normie" crowd, aka the actually sane people with some 'odd' interests.
Never before had I met so many great people at once and when...
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Enjoy your one day of freedom, wagekek.
Who /turkeysub/ here?
Sure as hell beats cooking a Thanksgiving dinner like a wagekek
>tfw i have more autismbux than i can even spend right now and don't know what to do with them
>>24542588
Actually, I have three days off in a four day period.
Thursday, Saturday and Sunday.
U mad NEET?
>whites can be robots
Can this meme end? If you're white you're literally Chad compared to every other race. Here's how society sees men:
>white = Chad
>black = ghetto nigger
>Asian = nerdy manlet
>Indian = curry-smelling omega male
>Jew = crafty big-nosed kike
>go into "Black Feels thread"
>bunch of black roasties bitching about how they don't have a white bf
If you're white and don't have a gf, you're retarded enough to have fucked up life on easy mode. Congrats.
>>24542587
im 5'2, have terrible acne in my 20's, have brown hair brown eyes
every girl is taller than me and doesnt want me
i dont think im chad
>>24542625
>If you're white and don't have a gf, you're retarded enough to have fucked up life on easy mode. Congrats.
THE FUCKING TRUTH DOE.
Oh hai, didn't see ya there, Wagekek. Us NEETS have had the time to prepare warm, delicious meals for today, mastering the skills compatible to the best chefs in the world. In fact, I may even right my own cookbook! Mummy is so proud of me, and my entire family is coming over to relish in my talent. My hot cousin may even give me a handie under the table since its "hot that in so independent and not a kek."
>>24542368
>neet
>independant
Okay bro
>>24542400
Yes, is NEETS aren't slaves to the joos. We create our own paths
>>24542419
im neet but i cant create my own path, im poor what im doing wrong
If you had a virgin pure gf who actually loves you, you would no longer care about other women.
Too bad those women don't exist.
>>24542264
People are allowed to believe in Allah. I think it's okay to believe in a pure virginal gf being out there somewhere.
if we are talking about imaginary creatures, I would rather have a dragon dog like Falkor.
>"I'm going through depression"
>Bro you just have to go out more often
Bullshit robots say :
>"my waifu wouldn't go for chad irl"
>>24542239
>"Normies"
raid las mata todas
Is Black Friday the worst time to be a neet?
no it's the best because you don't have the money to blow on TVs and shit so you just get little things you need
paul blart flesh mall
Learn to fight and life and it becomes the best day of your life
>"So anon, hows the job hunt going? Still looking?!?!....Do you have a girlfriend at least"
y-you too...
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
tonight my parents are hosting an 8 people dinner for my small family and the family of my brother's gf
i like my brother's gf and her family but if they ask me about school and expect me to tell the anything other than fuck all i will lose my shit.
>>24542209
No i have a boyfriend his name is Dylan
I know. I know I've let you down. I've been a fool to myself! I thought that I could live for no one else.
>>24542081
but now
through all the hurt and pain
it's time for me to respect
the ones who love me more than anything
>>24542081
whoville guy pls go
>>24542521
So with sadness in my heart. I feel the best thing I could do. Is end it all, and leave forever.
Gobble gobble, you turkeys!
What are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?
And what are you thankful for??
Fuck off, you colossal faggot.
>>24542080
>All food places closed
>Have no food in my room
>It's only 9 in the morning and I'm hungry as fuck
This whole day is going to really suck. Fuck wagekeks and normies for wanting this day off.
>>24542194
There's a bar in my town that's open 365 days a year. They have free hotdogs and popcorn. That's where I'll be spending the day.
>keep having dreams about girls back in my high school days
>wake up and realize it's 8 years later
>>24542069
I keep having dreams about being back in high school being bullied, I left over 6 years ago but its like those shitheads never left.
>>24542069
I keep having dreams about my ex from high school. it's been 5 years, and I am pathetic.
>>24542069
>keep dreaming about girls from years ago
>keep fantasising about hitting it off or kissing or having sex or cuddling with girls from years ago
>dont even have any realistic scenario to even fantasise about from the past years since i havent even gotten close since then
its probably cause its already in the past so your mind thinks its safe to fantasise about
Gotta burn a CD so I can introduce my friend to moonman. Got the following tracks, how should order them in order to give her the best experience?
Tracks are:
Feminists
Feminists 2.0
Moon Gon Give it to ya
NotoriousKKK
Haters
Baltimore
Still KKK
White girls
Ferguson
Intro
Moonman Crank Dat
Make me a track list, r9k.
>>24541969
You have my utmost respect, sir. God damn that sounds fun.
>>24542005
fuck off reddit holy shit
>>24542012
>tfw I've never even been on reddit.